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If you’re straight, what’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done and if you’re gay, what’s the straightest?
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King of Foxes
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Every time i go to the store and buy cucumbers i feel uncomfortable
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Deleted member 801069
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I’ve watched Mean Girls like 4 times
IfuckinghateReddit
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Gayest thing I've done - Respond to this thread.
poodaddy
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My ex wife pulled my dick out and started playing with it in front of a good friend and roommate of mine around 13 years ago. Nothing inherently gay about that.....except for the fact that he looked over and we made eye contact for a moment while she was beating me off. Fucking weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrrd vibe man. To be fair, the whole situation was kind of beyond my control. He was over at my place and we were playing some games in the living room. I didn't want a handy, I wasn't thinking of a handy, and I sure as shit wasn't comfortable getting a handy in front of my bro, ......but I was also never consulted on the handy proposition, she just pulled it out randomly and got to work, and I'm not one to turn down a handy so I let it ride. Ended up being a bad move that led to kind of an awkward game session.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
Relativ9
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Nothing gay about a Focus, Hummers and Landrovers however...My first car was a Ford Focus. At the time I was also listening to a lot of John Mayer, as I wanted to learn his guitar style.
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Batiman
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Go home and say 5 hail Mary’s
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
I've seen Pumping Iron more than once.
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MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
Got the plat for a couple of Hatsune Miku rhythm games.
iconmaster
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Spent more time naked in the men's locker room than strictly necessary.
MilkLizard
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Had a devil's threesome many many years ago. Us guys didn't do anything to each other but I'm sure our balls must have touched during DP.
Shit was hot. No regrets.
Shit was hot. No regrets.
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SLoWMoTIoN
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Lady Bird
Matsuno's Goebbels
Who would do that?
StonedRider
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While drinking with several closest friends we swore to each other in our friendship so much, we tried to kiss, you know... with a tongue (we all are men with grown up children, and wives were closely watching this performance, btw). If was disgusting and all participants felt sorry for this sudden display of emotions. But all bad taste was washed out with strong alcohol immediately.
Ask for a friend.
SpartanN92
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I accidentally liked
mashoutposse
's thread on there being no election fraud. That was the gayest thing I have ever done.
mashoutposse
's thread on there being no election fraud. That was the gayest thing I have ever done.
squallheart
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That is so fetch! I have too!
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Deleted member 801069
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Even straight men can like getting attention from other men.
Body envy/competition.
Not saying this is your case.
notseqi
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The Pleasure
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Read a manga thinking it was girl on girl thinking it was hot. My friend told me it was a yaoi. That's when i stopped trusting asian drawn comics.
Elcid
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Hands down the gayest guy here.
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The New Guy
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Probably tame, but I definitely have a serious man crush on some actors. If I had to name one, it'd be Ryan Gosling.
BlackOlivesMatter
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The girl on girl isn't gay at all, but that haircut def sounds like it.
Melon
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Exactly. Most girls do gay things with their girl friends. it's like the norm lmao. But god that undercut pixie I had going on was unforgivable.
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BlackOlivesMatter
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We all make bad hair mistakes, I briefly rocked the Kirk Cameron in 87.
Come to think of it, that haircut may be the gayest thing I've done.
The Pleasure
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To be fair shortly afterwards i was declared legally blind. I got glasses afterwards and it was like going hd in a world of 240p. Girls I dated were one hell of a hangover.
DrJohnGalt
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Well I'll just say I was all-in during the golden age of raves (lates 1990s) so probably did a lot of stuff that might be considered gay. Most of it was in a group setting, and I don't think there was any actual one-on-one "man-handling", but there were def cuddle-puddle shenanigans that would make homophobes cringe.
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I enjoy good rom-coms.
I used to take bubble baths while drinking fruity wine and eating dark chocolate.
I used to watch gay porn. You'd be surprised how many of your favorite "straight" actors do those scenes.
I've snowballed a few times with some of my ex-girls. I also liked beads or digits or something when they were going down.
I don't leave the house w/out guyliner, mascara, and touching up/filling in my brows.
I used to take bubble baths while drinking fruity wine and eating dark chocolate.
I used to watch gay porn. You'd be surprised how many of your favorite "straight" actors do those scenes.
I've snowballed a few times with some of my ex-girls. I also liked beads or digits or something when they were going down.
I don't leave the house w/out guyliner, mascara, and touching up/filling in my brows.
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Elcid
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That just makes it funnier!
Ozzy Onya A2Z
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Seems like every vacation I get hit on by gay guys/couples. Wife laughs her ass off and plays on.
Gay clubs with friends and dancing is the most consensual I get down the gay parade. Good Times, taken wifey a few times and her gay married friends always want to go when they visit. Ran into a straight creep that tried to pickup my wife all night, literal lurker to hit on chick friends of gays.
Decades ago ex boss and his trans girlfriend tried fondling my balls/package in the middle of a casino. All while telling me how do I know I'm straight if I haven't sucked some cock or shagged some ass. I guess I just know. We had a laugh about it at work the next day.
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SLoWMoTIoN
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It is ok to be gay you fujo.
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