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[Tommi84]

... or would Gommage take your soul already?

April 24th is the Gommage day, just for the reference

I, personally, would be a distant memory from few years back already, but wonder if any of the GAFers would be alive?

P.S. I haven't even finished Act 1 so no spoilers please (or use spoiler tags).

 

[Montauk]

Yes. I would simply defeat all my enemies and prosper.

 

[Zacfoldor]

Yes. I would simply defeat all my enemies and prosper.

 

[Luipadre]

Long gone. My birthday was on april 24th, what a coincidence

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I'll play along with your data harvesting, OP.

I would not be ungommaged, and I'd be pissed in the nether realm if Expedition 33 actually pulls it off because I missed it by not much.

 

[Fbh]

I'd have died at the Gommage in the beginning of the game lol

 

[Flabagast]

Wrongly answered, still be alived but would be my last year.

The funny thing is that I turned 32 this April 24th, so would benefit from a full extra year before dying.

 

[Dazraell]

I'd have died at the Gommage in the beginning of the game lol

Fucking same lol

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Depends on my Pictos....I would be fine but I am not so sure about the rest of my expedition. We got some REAL dumbasses back in Lumiere...hell most of them cannot even drive a car without crashing into a very obviously huge Gestral house...

 

[Tommi84]

I'll play along with your data harvesting, OP.

Ughh, nothijg specific, sir. But it's up to all to provide the answer, obviously

 

[IFireflyl]

Regardless of my age, I probably would have died of typhoid or something.

 

[CrimsonTide]

I would have been dead half a decade ago

(BRILLIANT IDEA for a story)

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

I was going to say something about Topher age but then I realised it might be a spoiler for the game

 

[poppabk]

I'd have been turned into petals long ago.

 

[Rickyiez]

38 here, long gone just another fragment of memory by now

 

[Montauk]

when you gommage and she don't stop

 

[Skifi28]

I have no idea what the game is about, so I'm gonna have to go with a yes. I always survive.

 

[Rush2112]

This game looks heavily woke to me. I dont trust it enough to buy it. male char looks pretty beta.

Give him a man bun and its neil drukman.

 

[Montauk]

This game looks heavily woke to me. I dont trust it enough to buy it.

Oh, absolutely. The game is insanely woke. When I saw there were two women in it I threw up.

Woke madness.

 

[CrimsonTide]

This game looks heavily woke to me. I dont trust it enough to buy it. male char looks pretty beta.

Game is the anti woke actually. Tits and Ass for days

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

This game looks heavily woke to me. I dont trust it enough to buy it. male char looks pretty beta.

brain rot

 

[Sooner]

I'm 45, but yes, I'd be alive. Because I would have left and saved the world, because I'm a badass.

 

[CrimsonTide]

I'm 45, but yes, I'd be alive. Because I would have left and saved the world, because I'm a badass.

Expedition 45? Making this one meaningless eh?!

 

[Davevil]

with a game genie yes.

 

[MaKTaiL]

I turned 33 in January, so no

 

[Sooner]

Expedition 45? Making this one meaningless eh?!

The game would have been called Expedition 44. I would have been the protagonist. I would have soloed the entire continent.

 

[ssringo]

Nope. I would've been done in with Expedition 39 if I'm calculating correctly.

EDIT: I'm running on the assumption that Expedition 33 just happened. Counting backwards I would've been erased when the number changed to 38 and would've headed out (and likely gotten killed) with Expedition 39 instead.

Interesting topic though. I need to see what their journal was and what they did.

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

The game would have been called Expedition 44. I would have been the protagonist. I would have soloed the entire continent.

 

[Connificent]

 

[ResurrectedContrarian]

I don't know much about this game plot but based on the replies, and being in my mid 40s, uh...

 

[acm2000]

I would be fucking already dead for years, luckily it's the best game of the year so far so I don't feel so bad about being life impaired.

 

[touchfuzzy]

This game looks heavily woke to me. I dont trust it enough to buy it. male char looks pretty beta.

Give him a man bun and its neil drukman.

Major spoiler

Spoiler

They kill that character off like 8 hours in to the game and immediately replace him with alpha chad, salt-and-pepper locks and scarred up face badass guy

 

[TheChumpNation]

I turn 34 in a couple weeks

 

[Montauk]

Major spoiler

Spoiler

They kill that character off like 8 hours in to the game and immediately replace him with alpha chad, salt-and-pepper locks and scarred up face badass guy

It's so bizarre to see adults writing like this.

 

[touchfuzzy]

It's so bizarre to see adults writing like this.

I was catering to who I was replying to, I don't actually care about woke / anti-woke stuff, just want more people to play this game.

Spoiler

I loved Gustave and was very sad

 

[Loomy]

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Me, my roommate and my friends are all over the age of 33.

Buh bye.

 

[Garibaldi]

Long gone. But then, I'd have probably fell.off one of those magic rope things before my time anyway.

 

[kevboard]

nope, barely tho...

 

[Danjin44]

This game looks heavily woke to me. I dont trust it enough to buy it. male char looks pretty beta.

What part? If this game is considered woke then anti-woke crowed are beyond fucked up.

 

[POKEYCLYDE]

Call me Jean Jacques Cousteau cause I'm going on that expedition.

 

[adamsapple]

I was going to say something about Topher age but then I realised it might be a spoiler for the game

He'd be a part of Expedition 69.

 

[Montauk]

Who is this 'Claire', anyway?

She hot?

 

[CLW]

So It's 2025 meaning the expeditions started in 1958. Expedition 78 took off the year I was born. So I'm afraid I fell during Expedition 39. Crap now I gotta see if that log is out there and what took me down.

Edit: my expedition apparently went soooo poorly we didn't even leave a damn log of it

 

[Ryūtō]

Nope. I'm on the expedition baby! Let's go take down the Painters or doe trying!

 

[Ryūtō]

Who is this 'Claire', anyway?

She hot?

Apparently, but I heard she's pretty obscure.

 

[Kataploom]

I'd be an expeditioner so not sure if happy or sad

 

[Jinxed]

Long gone unfortunately

 

[Sleepwalker]

I'd actually be in the expedition 33 and would probably just died not far into it due to a lack of plot armor.

 

[Super Lemon Drop]