A couple years ago, when I'd moved back into my dorm from summer vacation I was woken up with this call...
Him: "Is this the naughty place?"
Me: "... ...huh?"
Him: "Is this the
naughty place?"
Me: "Um...no..."
Him: *click*
Weeks later I learned there was a store in the area called the Knotty Shop that sold things made from tree knots