neurosyphilis
Definitely not an STD, as I'm a pure.
Mine has arrived and it's a beautiful thing. The black is actually black, not some kind of dark grey like it appears in some of the reviews. If anything it's just missing a tiny bit of cyan/blue (unlike the iPhone 5 which had that purple vibe).
Damn how did you get it so early ? It must be tomorrow where you live.
-d0hv