OnkelC said:
:lol :lol :lol
but some kind of truth to it, let's get back to cooking, shall we?
Ha, good point. Sorry about that.
Anyway, I made pemmican recently for a backpacking trip. Pemmican is pretty simple stuff: rendered animal fat, dried powdered muscle meat, sometimes spices or berries. You mix it all together to form pucks, balls, or clumps. It lasts for just about ever, and it comes out to be (calorie-wise) about 70% fat, 30% protein. The Plains native Americans used to make the stuff from bison meat and fat for long treks or wars. If you had to, you could survive on pemmican and do quite well.
First, I dried some very lean beef (try to avoid as much fat as possible, as it can go rancid), along with some blueberries. I wish I had a dehydrator, but the oven set to a super low heat works in a pinch.
Used a food processor to demolish the dried meat into a powder, or as close to a powder as I could manage.
Rendered about a half pound of bison kidney fat over super low heat, then drained it through fine mesh. Made sure to leave out all the browned bits.
Get the berries, the meat, and the hot rendered fat.
Mix it all together. I used a bit too much fat, so I had to supplement the pemmican with some almond meal.
The result is this fairly unappetizing ball of meat and fat. Pretty tasty, actually, and perfect for a backpacking trip.