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[Vennt]

..."Holy #@$* - I jus fukin bricked my PSP!1!1!!!"

No seriously, as much as I want homebrew on 2.0 to happen, a part of me doesn't just so I can continue to view some more posts like the above from gamings hellhole depths, you can just feel the pain and loss succinctly intwined within the words. (If you can call them that).

I don't think I've ever seen a "scene" so nintendojo in all my life, hell they even out-do nintendojo mojo by a height comparable to Olympus Mons.

*vows never to visit a PSP forum again*

 

[Widfara]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING

 

[The Faceless Master]

thread needs links or pics or something...

 

[Varian]

 

[Vennt]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING

PSP forums are the pits, put simply. and far worse than the lowest of the low, an honour previously held by GameFAQs and some Nintendo fan sites.

But full of entertainment, especially ones where idiots think they can "downgrade" by inserting metal forks in the UMD drive (I kid not).

 

[Amir0x]

PSP forums are the pits, put simply. and far worse than the lowest of the low, an honour previously held by GameFAQs and some Nintendo fan sites.

But full of entertainment, especially ones where idiots think they can "downgrade" by inserting metal forks in the UMD drive (I kid not).

I will personally guarantee you that no forum can beat out the Nintendo.com forums. I will even provide evidence to support my claim if the need arises.

 

[Widfara]

I will personally guarantee you that no forum can beat out the Nintendo.com forums. I will even provide evidence to support my claim if the need arises.

Please do, just for laughs. I don't even want to imagine myself going there.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

i have never been to those forums but i find it hard to believe any place can be worse than the combo of TEam xbox +gamefaqs.


Although Team xbox sometimes has some good info.

 

[Vennt]

Well, honestly it has been a while since I've been to any of the "contenders".

But when joys such as the following can be found, I'll get my kicks at some PSP forums for a while:

(Note: to "brick" your PSP is to fuck it up so badly it's on a one-way trip to Sony, or the bin)

Scrolling Starfield homebrew for 2.0 released.
Homebrew developments continue at a pace with l33t-h4xor's Scrolling Starfield working on 2.0 PSP's.

Uhh, It just moves some dots like in space on mine, is that normal?

..and better yet:

PSPChangerthingy 9.23a
Will allow you to change, well thingy's in the firmware.
Warning: May "brick" your PSP!

fukkinhell it just bricked my PSP aghjagsdh! - Anon 2:31pm
Oh sh1te it just bricked mine too :/ - Anon 2:47pm
Does this work without bricking your PSP - Godgamer987 2:53pm
No, it bricked mine... shit - Anon 2:59pm
Aghgh fukiinghell, it bricked mine TOO, my second PSP brick... fuk - Godgamer987 - 3:04pm

:lol (Ok, summarized and names changed to protect the terminally stupid )

 

[typhonsentra]

Mr. DS Shocks Bumba With His Disgusting Sexual Advances

Meet Mr. DS!

Admiring Tara Reid's Fake Airbags

God, I love this thing.
It's so unfunny it's funny.

 

[Amir0x]

Please do, just for laughs. I don't even want to imagine myself going there.

Ok, but I warned you...

PS3 Cell chips melt?

Dude (I know this doesnt have to do with the Rev. well it doesnt completly) the guy who is makin the PS3 (dont know his name but dont really kare) said that when they ship the PS3 ovr to US that it is possible that one of the cell chips will melt but the othr one shouldnt and but if all the sudden they both start to melt then they will fix this problem but if they dont then they wont kare about it and they will still ship the defected PS3s to the US.....thats good knews for Rev. cuz seriously who wants a PS3 with a messed up cell chip

P.S. I got this Info from THE FEED! (aka AOTS)

Why can't polygons be round?

Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser are all Bad guys right? (Sample post: "I'm just wondering why all these characters haven't teamed up to try to take over the mushroom kingdom?")

What is MMORPG?

teh poem ("i kept my GCN bow till a month ago when my mom made me toss it... i remember it had an awesome poem by Mr. Miyamoto on teh back. will teh rev box have a poem?? can anyone post teh poem??")

wats a publisher? (Ex Post: wat do day do? wuts thar purpose in a game???)

 

[Wario64]

Ok, but I warned you...

PS3 Cell chips melt?



Why can't polygons be round?

Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser are all Bad guys right? (Sample post: "I'm just wondering why all these characters haven't teamed up to try to take over the mushroom kingdom?")

What is MMORPG?

teh poem ("i kept my GCN bow till a month ago when my mom made me toss it... i remember it had an awesome poem by Mr. Miyamoto on teh back. will teh rev box have a poem?? can anyone post teh poem??")

wats a publisher? (Ex Post: wat do day do? wuts thar purpose in a game???)

hahahhaha

 

[Vennt]

I will have to admit defeat. :lol

 

[Kabuki Waq]

Ok, but I warned you...

PS3 Cell chips melt?



Why can't polygons be round?

Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser are all Bad guys right? (Sample post: "I'm just wondering why all these characters haven't teamed up to try to take over the mushroom kingdom?")

What is MMORPG?

teh poem ("i kept my GCN bow till a month ago when my mom made me toss it... i remember it had an awesome poem by Mr. Miyamoto on teh back. will teh rev box have a poem?? can anyone post teh poem??")

wats a publisher? (Ex Post: wat do day do? wuts thar purpose in a game???)

:lol :lol :lol

 

[lunlunqq]

Ok, but I warned you...

PS3 Cell chips melt?



Why can't polygons be round?

Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser are all Bad guys right? (Sample post: "I'm just wondering why all these characters haven't teamed up to try to take over the mushroom kingdom?")

What is MMORPG?

teh poem ("i kept my GCN bow till a month ago when my mom made me toss it... i remember it had an awesome poem by Mr. Miyamoto on teh back. will teh rev box have a poem?? can anyone post teh poem??")

wats a publisher? (Ex Post: wat do day do? wuts thar purpose in a game???)

oh my... :lol :lol :lol

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

Ok, but I warned you...

PS3 Cell chips melt?



Why can't polygons be round?

Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser are all Bad guys right? (Sample post: "I'm just wondering why all these characters haven't teamed up to try to take over the mushroom kingdom?")

What is MMORPG?

teh poem ("i kept my GCN bow till a month ago when my mom made me toss it... i remember it had an awesome poem by Mr. Miyamoto on teh back. will teh rev box have a poem?? can anyone post teh poem??")

wats a publisher? (Ex Post: wat do day do? wuts thar purpose in a game???)

I feel like I've gottena glimpse into the videogame version of a redneck town.

 

[demon]

"Why can't polygons be round?"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


WHY CANT CIRCLES HAVE CORNERZ?

 

[Amir0x]

I know! For fun, check out the entire "Why can't polygons be round?" thread. For the first page there are people going like "O YAH I WUZ WUNDERING DAT TOO!"

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

I know perfectly well what a polygon is, athankuverymucha. But a few decades ago, people didn't think of 3d on a computer as possible. Maybe round polygons could be the nect step. it would be like drawing a curve in paint. You would need to specify the curve of a certailn line in a certain polygon. I think that the hardware of these days could easily handle the job.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Porridge]

those forums are no different than when you all thought there were Nudalities in Mortal Kombat.

shut up, don't deny it.

 

[Amir0x]

those forums are no different than when you all thought there were Nudalities in Mortal Kombat.

shut up, don't deny it.

I have no idea what you're talking about

 

[bobjuice]

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

God, I love this thing.
It's so unfunny it's funny.

:lol


I dunno...I thought the second one was pretty funny.


fukkinhell it just bricked my PSP aghjagsdh! - Anon 2:31pm
Oh sh1te it just bricked mine too :/ - Anon 2:47pm
Does this work without bricking your PSP - Godgamer987 2:53pm
No, it bricked mine... shit - Anon 2:59pm
Aghgh fukiinghell, it bricked mine TOO, my second PSP brick... fuk - Godgamer987 - 3:04pm


Maybe I'm just weird, but that conversation got a laugh outta me.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Ok, but I warned you...

PS3 Cell chips melt?



Why can't polygons be round?

Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser are all Bad guys right? (Sample post: "I'm just wondering why all these characters haven't teamed up to try to take over the mushroom kingdom?")

What is MMORPG?

teh poem ("i kept my GCN bow till a month ago when my mom made me toss it... i remember it had an awesome poem by Mr. Miyamoto on teh back. will teh rev box have a poem?? can anyone post teh poem??")

wats a publisher? (Ex Post: wat do day do? wuts thar purpose in a game???)

HAHA!!! Classics all of them but in all fairness I'd say 95% of the Nintendo.com forum posters are below the age of 12.

Not that you shouldn't laugh at them because not laughing would be a real crime.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

I love the end of this guy's defense of his information:

I dont have a link dont you guys watch G4TV and AOTS is Attack of the Show and when I said that guy I dont litteraly mean one guy I just meant the guy in charge of Sony......and dude meltin cell chips suck

 

[Widfara]

this whole lot matters to me cause sony betrayed me... , I had a HUGE issue with sony unfortunalty I can't fully enjoy games because sony made my 16 year old t.v. and my mom says I have to buy a new one . I"d tell you the story but it's long , grueling and some other word I can't think of ....

OMG WTF

 

[Widfara]

Holy shit, this is in a topic called "my toaster joke."

SONYFANBOY11 SAYS:i have two toasters one 4 slice other THE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!it is not funny for nintendo...

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if one of these brainiacs started posting "inside information" about the Cell processor because he's studying biology in 7th grade.

 

[manji]

"Dude (I know this doesnt have to do with the Rev. well it doesnt completly) the guy who is makin the PS3 (dont know his name but dont really kare) said that when they ship the PS3 ovr to US that it is possible that one of the cell chips will melt but the othr one shouldnt and but if all the sudden they both start to melt then they will fix this problem but if they dont then they wont kare about it and they will still ship the defected PS3s to the US.....thats good knews for Rev. cuz seriously who wants a PS3 with a messed up cell chip

P.S. I got this Info from THE FEED! (aka AOTS)"


...awesome...I mean, 1st post in 1st example, and Amir0x already wins...

 

[Varian]

"Dude (I know this doesnt have to do with the Rev. well it doesnt completly) the guy who is makin the PS3 (dont know his name but dont really kare) said that when they ship the PS3 ovr to US that it is possible that one of the cell chips will melt but the othr one shouldnt and but if all the sudden they both start to melt then they will fix this problem but if they dont then they wont kare about it and they will still ship the defected PS3s to the US.....thats good knews for Rev. cuz seriously who wants a PS3 with a messed up cell chip

P.S. I got this Info from THE FEED! (aka AOTS)"

N64 chips melt?
-me, 1996, AOL

 

[Wraith]

From Manji's Thread:

Not only G4 but Apples president I think his names Steve Jobs said the Cell chip was inferior to Intels Chip and since Intel was trying to get the deal for Nintendo's REV chip and Failed to IBM theirs no reason The PS3 should have anymore power than REV.

And yeah its been reported that the PS3 will have a built in coolant system(Freezer) and a fan to keep it from Melting at the extreme heat it will run at! (Their is major logic in that if shipped and exposed to heat without the Fans and Coolant systems active the Cells will melt!

So so far the chips are not only weak Physically but graphically as well when compared to Intels PowerPC chip! - Meaning Sony has alot of work to do (But Hey sony doesnt care about quality anyways only putting as much stuff on the market the fastest regardless of quality!)

This thread is a riot. :lol

 

[blackadde]

Why can't polygons be round?

 

[Suikoguy]

What makes it so hillarious bad, is the number of people who agree with the lame statements made

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

...awesome...I mean, 1st post in 1st example, and Amir0x already wins...

Humanity loses....we all lose!

 

[mj1108]

:lol :lol :lol

The NBots of the future!

 

[miyuru]

:lol wow I'm speechless.

Like, there isn't ONE knowlegeable poster on those boards.

 

[BobTheFork]

I almost cried laughing while reading "Why cant polygons be round?"

 

[Amir0x]

:lol wow I'm speechless.

Like, there isn't ONE knowlegeable poster on those boards.

There's a really funny system that they have on Nintendo.com forums. If you post consistently insightful, unbiased statements over a long period of time you can be handpicked by a Nintendo forum administrator to become a "TriForce" member. What this does, essentially, is allow your quotes to be used in Nintendo advertising. But what it also does is give you access to a board everyone can see but can't post in, and a board everyone except TriForce members can't see.

Basically, they're quarantining the extremely few sane posters on the board from the rest of the Nintendo hoard. Even they can't take it

I find that funny, anyway.

 

[krypt0nian]

Thanks for this laughriot! I needed a pick me up! :lol

 

[Jado]

:lol

What makes it so hillarious bad, is the number of people who agree with the lame statements made

Or that the ones not outright agreeing don't even wince at the insane shit being said. They just go on replying as if melting, exploding PS3s is normal and true.

 

[junkwaffle]

 

[Rocket Punch]

HAHAHA, It's fun making fun of 5 year olds! I'm so smart!

 

[dog$]

Someone's bias is showing.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Someone's bias is showing.

Well of course it is...You never really did much to hide it.

 

[Diablos]

PSP forums are the pits, put simply. and far worse than the lowest of the low, an honour previously held by GameFAQs and some Nintendo fan sites.

But full of entertainment, especially ones where idiots think they can "downgrade" by inserting metal forks in the UMD drive (I kid not).

Heh. I must see these forums.

Ever been the the gizmondo forums? Probably not as bad, but still funny as hell. :lol

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

hehe

 

[Robobandit]

and they refer to this place as the gutter of the internet....

 

[BorkBork]

:lol :lol Another awesome pic by junkwaffle!

 

[dog$]

Well of course it is...You never really did much to hide it.

Yeah I can totally see why you're saying this, based on my other posts in this thread like uh

 

[eLGee]