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From Vice

Monsignor The Pope is reportedly "fuming" after cops allegedly busted up a Vatican based, drug fueled, gay sex orgy in the apartment of a high-ranking priest.

As first reported by Il Fatto Quotidiano, Police raided the apartment after the neighbours complained of odd behaviour and the "comings and goings" of the people into the apartment. Once in the home they reportedly found a drug-fueled gay-sex orgy.

The Italian newspaper reported that the Pope was infuriated upon hearing of the broken up orgy.

The organizer of the shindig was a 50-year-old aide to Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio—the president of many congregations including the Pontifical Council for Legislative Texts—named Luigi Capozzi. Coccopalmerio is a heavy hitter in the church being one of the Pope's key advisors—he was appointed by Pope Benedict in 2007.

excommunicate me if old

 

[HStallion]

The Italian newspaper reported that the Pope was infuriated upon hearing of the broken up orgy.

Yeah for missing out

 

[BriGuy]

As long as it's not with altar boys, vaya con dios.

 

[Volimar]

No kids involved. That's a plus, eh Pope?

Hope this doesn't lead to him hardening his stance on homosexuality.

 

[jack_package_200]

Hey man, as long as it was between consenting adults this is fine.

Live a little.

 

[GavinUK86]

 

[B.O.O.M]

goings and comings

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Holy Fuck!

 

[Mikef2000]

Was the Pope fuming because cops broke it up, because the orgy took place, or because there were drugs involved? The article is not clear on why he was fuming.

 

[rtcn63]

Reality stop giving Dan Brown ideas

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Was the Pope fuming because cops broke it up, because the orgy took place, or because there were drugs involved? The article is not clear on why he was fuming.

You have to look at the color of the fumes to find out.

 

[chicken_pasta]

Bunga bunga party ft. Vaticano

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Was the Pope fuming because cops broke it up, because the orgy took place, or because there were drugs involved? The article is not clear on why he was fuming.

He was fuming because it was broken up, and he didn't get a shot.

 

[Laevateinn]

Nobody ever invites the Pope to the cool parties.

 

[iMAGINATION]

I couldn't believe the title

 

[Herr Schwarz]

I hoped they searched the apartment hardcore. Who knows what depravity they might have in a secret room or basement.

What the fuck is with Catholic Priests and general hypocrisy and much much worse?

I think those kind of positions are attractive to perverts right?

I don't mean to say engaging in gay sex is perverse. Just the whole pedo vibe they give off.

I wouldn't leave any kind of kid alone with a catholic priest ever. I'd rather send them alone into a dodgy neighbourhood.

 

[ibyea]

Haha, they are found to be a bunch of hypocrites once again.

 

[Sapiens]

I mean, at least it was all adults?

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

I hoped they searched the apartment hardcore. Who knows what depravity they might have in a secret room or basement.

What the fuck is with Catholic Priests and general hypocrisy and much much worse?

I think those kind of positions are attractive to perverts right?

They have to shut down their sexual side in their prime.

 

[Evolved1]

Holy Fuck!

I laughed.

 

[Bronx-Man]

It's all adults and they all consented. Live and let live, my dudes.

 

[Common Knowledge]

I laughed.

Damn. Didn't even realize that.

 

[tootie923]

Are we sure Wolfgang wasn't involved?

 

[Gattsu25]

They have to shut down their sexual side in their prime.

Yeah, mandated celibacy has always been a HORRID idea.

In a similar way that abstinence-based sex ed results in more pregnancies.. mandated celibacy doesn't stop people from having hormones it just prevents them from having open relationships.

 

[RinsFury]

Sounds like a good time.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

When you call my name
It's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees
I want to take you there

 

[Lord Morairty007]

They should have this orgy in Vatican City limits instead then Italy. They would never have been raised by Italy police and the Gendarmerie Corps would totally ignore this.

 

[frankie_baby]

Why is the pope so annoyed, this'll do wonders for their PR as its not alter boys

 

[FUME5]

I am shocked, shocked I say!

 

[CHC]

I mean, there are no kids and I feel like it's kind of an open secret many of these priests are gay, so whatever. Can't really be outraged, so... hope they had a good time I guess?

 

[Fuchsdh]

Yeah, mandated celibacy has always been a HORRID idea.

In a similar way that abstinence-based sex ed results in more pregnancies.. mandated celibacy doesn't stop people from having hormones it just prevents them from having open relationships.

The idea that mandated celibacy creates a bunch of pedo priests doesn't make any sort of sense, though. At best, it makes a certain sense, especially in culturally conservative parts of the world, that gay men would join the priesthood as it avoids other social pressures.

I hoped they searched the apartment hardcore. Who knows what depravity they might have in a secret room or basement.

What the fuck is with Catholic Priests and general hypocrisy and much much worse?

I think those kind of positions are attractive to perverts right?

I don't mean to say engaging in gay sex is perverse. Just the whole pedo vibe they give off.

I wouldn't leave any kind of kid alone with a catholic priest ever. I'd rather send them alone into a dodgy neighbourhood.

You don't mean to say engaging in gay sex is perverse, but you're the one who jumped from "they're having gay sex" to "they must have children chained up in some hidden room like the plot to a potboiler". So call me skeptical.

 

[watershed]

Least surprising thing I've read today. Next we're gonna learn that sexual abuse of minors is still rampant in the church.

 

[Human Resources]

when i scanned over the title to this thread i thought a for a second that a new My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult album was announced, damn

 

[Imm0rt4l]

bunch of fucking hypocrites

 

[gaugebozo]

You have to look at the color of the fumes to find out.

Some solid Catholic humor here.

 

[v1lla21]

This ain't the last supper XXX Parody

 

[duckroll]

You have to look at the color of the fumes to find out.

Goddamn. Lol.

 

[Toa TAK]

You have to look at the color of the fumes to find out.

Yo

 

[tbm24]

Gotta say, I wonder what Vatican priest aides and the invited listen to during a drug fueled orgy that is loud enough to disturb the neighbors.

 

[AcademicSaucer]

Yeah, mandated celibacy has always been a HORRID idea.

In a similar way that abstinence-based sex ed results in more pregnancies.. mandated celibacy doesn't stop people from having hormones it just prevents them from having open relationships.

Its not like you are forced at gunpoint to take the vows, and its not like you cant get out at anytime.

 

[GhostBed]

Why is the pope so annoyed, this'll do wonders for their PR as its not alter boys

Damn.

 

[Gattsu25]

The idea that mandated celibacy creates a bunch of pedo priests doesn't make any sort of sense, though.

Not saying that. I'd wager that twisted power fantasies (from people in a position of societal advantage who have the means to abuse the defenseless) have much more to do with that.

 

[cyborgnumberblue]

HOLEier than thou.

 

[FZZ]

As long as they adults

but also depends on the drugs used I guess

 

[Mechazawa]

I mean, honestly, the Pope should be relieved it was a vanilla gay drug orgy.

 

[Baroquemantic]

I'm sure there were glory holes involved.

Holy Fuck!

Haha

 

[Isotropy]

Let's face it, a few more orgies between consenting adults would do a world of good for any religion, not least the Catholic Church.

 

[~Kinggi~]

It's all adults and they all consented. Live and let live, my dudes.

yeah not really, see this type of shit is the hypocritical crap these "priests" protest against and poison the masses with their brainwash bullshit. Need to make as big a stink about this shit as possible.

 

[SDBurton]

You have to look at the color of the fumes to find out.

Oh wooooooooow! LOL

 

[Hyun Sai]

Jesus fucking Christ.