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[Mohonky]

Girls feel the same way about swamp[?] dick.

Hygiene for all!

Not to sound like a kill joy; but your dick is kind of in a position that at least it can air out and not trap in the stank. Where pussy is moist and trapped all day, the perfect breeding ground for bacteria or fungal infections.


Now I've never not gone down on a girl I'm sleeping with, I've definitely given more oral sex than I've actually received, but I will say 1 or 2 girls; the smell was just.....out there. I'd have been better to eat their ass.

Go have a look at the embarassing moments threads of guys throwing up from eating stanky pussy.

Not saying there aren't guys with cheese dick, but generally an extruding body part is less likely to accrue odor and general funk than something that is moist and trapped all day.

 

[E92 M3]

This thread reminds me of that one Sopranos episode

 

[Tesseract]

If you have gag reflexes practice oral in the shower. The soap isn't gonna wash itself.

don't just stare at it, eat

 

[Wag]

 

[NateDrake]

This thread reminds me of that one Sopranos episode

Uncle June is in the muff. Did I say muff? I meant ruff.

 

[Dennis]

By not sucking dick, Stevenson has prevented no man from still getting off via sex. By not going down on women, Lloyd has effectively refused to give women orgasms from sex, while ostensibly continuing to get them for himself. This is why Alison Stevenson is a hero, and William Lloyd is the exact opposite.

This is hilarious. Unintentionally so, but still.

 

[JadedWriter]

stop it, we're not children. nothing wrong with a little extra fur around the edge

I actually told my girlfriend that she's not a 12 year old and to stop shaving.

 

[E92 M3]

Uncle June is in the muff. Did I say muff? I meant ruff.

I fucking love Sopranos. Such good writing.

"How was Boca?"
"I don't go down enough."
"That's not what I heard."

LOL

 

[Commanche Raisin Toast]

Clickbait or not, it's the first impression. Also, been seeing some "real men" posts around here.

I get the idea of the article, don't get me wrong. There are good grounds for a discussion about this, but Jezebel did a very bad job at presenting it.

This. I didn't appreciate the aggressive tone or the pretending that male and female oral are equal in complexity, grossness, pleasure, and necessity. Would have liked them to get down to the nitty gritty instead of it being focused on shaming.

I could write a book on this whole subject but it's not exactly efficient on my phone. Maybe if the thread is still active later.

Until then, hopefully someone else can write a better article that actually digs deep into the phenomenon instead of guilting or shaming anyone.

 

[CrocMother]

I actually told my girlfriend that she's not a 12 year old and to stop shaving.

Same. I want to see a nice natural fluff in the armpits. I'm not dating a child!

 

[JRT]

You can't beat a bald pussy

 

[True Savior]

If you're not eating pussy , just what the hell are you doin ? Some people must have the most boring sex ever.

It's tremendous to give pleasure to someone else. While holding her hands.

Sex is all about reciprocation.

 

[LyleLanley]

I actually told my girlfriend that she's not a 12 year old and to stop shaving.

This is a weird thing to say.

 

[Always-honest]

bwaha, poor insecure bastards. It's amazing.

 

[NateDrake]

I fucking love Sopranos. Such good writing.

"How was Boca?"
"I don't go down enough."
"That's not what I heard."

LOL

South of the border where the tuna fish play. The entire sequence is brilliant and hilarious.

 

[Dennis]

You can't beat a bald pussy

Ew.

 

[A Link to the Past]

This. I didn't appreciate the aggressive tone or the pretending that male and female oral are equal in complexity, grossness, pleasure, and necessity. Would have liked them to get down to the nitty gritty instead of it being focused on shaming.

I could write a book on this whole subject but it's not exactly efficient on my phone. Maybe if the thread is still active later.

Until then, hopefully someone else can write a better article that actually digs deep into the phenomenon instead of guilting or shaming anyone.

The issue is expectation. If you can't go down on a woman, that women has no "obligation" to go down on you. The shame isn't "you won't eat a woman out", it's "women are expected to give BJs, but men aren't expected to return the favour."

 

[Netherscourge]

69ing is godtier

Too much happening at the same time, IMO.

You're trying to enjoy one thing while working diligently at another thing.

It's counter-productive. Hard to focus on either activity.


The best thing to do - You take care of her; then she takes care of you; then watch Netflix.

 

[Cloyster]

I actually told my girlfriend that she's not a 12 year old and to stop shaving.

Hey! There's nothing wrong with shaved...I do it too.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Where is the lie!!??

The bullshit that shouldn't be tolerated

 

[Condom]

If you're not eating pussy , just what the hell are you doin ? Some people must have the most boring sex ever.

It's tremendous to give pleasure to someone else. While holding her hands.

Sex is all about reciprocation.

For you maybe, sex is masturbation with a warm body for me.

 

[Always-honest]

Too much happening at the same time, IMO.

You're trying to enjoy one thing while working diligently at another thing.

It's counter-productive. Hard to focus on either activity.


The best thing to do - You take care of her; then she takes care of you; then watch Netflix.

Hmn nope, i think i like 69 better than just a blowjob.

 

[Anton Sugar]

I actually told my girlfriend that she's not a 12 year old and to stop shaving.

That's kinda shitty. If she likes to shave, why not let her shave?

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Love it and have always loved it.

If my wife doesn't orgasm at least twice off of a non-quickie sexing I have failed as a husband. Come on fellas.

This.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

My earliest sexual fantasy that i can remember was going down on girl... what the fuck is wrong with these guys.

 

[Commanche Raisin Toast]

The issue is expectation. If you can't go down on a woman, that women has no "obligation" to go down on you. The shame isn't "you won't eat a woman out", it's "women are expected to give BJs, but men aren't expected to return the favour."

I'm not saying the underlying message is shaming anyone, but the presentation and tone certainly is.

Then again, it's Jezebel so I shouldn't be surprised.

My earliest sexual fantasy that i can remember was going down on girl... what the fuck is wrong with these guys.

It's even in this thread too.

 

[BFIB]

Nothing better than eating a girl out. Then if you have a flavor savor on your chin, you just wipe upwards with your hand to get a whiff of your accomplishment long after you gave her the boot.

 

[The Real Abed]

Turning girls on turns me on; I'll never understand the sexually lazy.

Same here. I can't have fun if she's not having fun. When I was with my ex, I never let her take care of me until I finished with her first. Once she pulls my hair out and pushes me off, then it's my turn.

 

[Jax Teller]

It pays the rent.

 

[R8TEDM3]

I'm gonna share something with you all that I probably shouldn't, but since we're talking about this subject, what the heck, so here it is...

I dated a lot of women in my life, and only went down twice...yep you read that right, just twice in my life! And that was with my ex that I dated for about 4 yrs before we broke up! She shaved at least 2-3 times a week, and was very clean, but I hated going down!

Fast forward to may of this year, I get introduced to this most beautiful girl I've ever dated through one of my co-workers, and she keeps telling me that she always waits at least a month before sleeping with a guy! And GAF I sure did try it in the first two weeks, but got shoot down very fast lol! Honestly was really thinking about giving up with this women as she was so goddamn HOT, and the wait time was killing me!

Third week we go out to a casino, gamble a lil, have dinner, come back to her place and I keep thinking i'm gonna try something that I haven't done... yet or like doing! What do I have to lose anyway right, a week or two of wait time? So, without going into smallest details how everything occurred, I go down on her, and either she liked it so much that she broke her own rule, or maybe I got lucky? So we broke up last week of September...she breaks up with me, breaks my heart, and btw was the first and only women that ever broke up with me! I tried everything to get her back, but girl has mood swings and is very insecure. Doesn't even trust her best female friends talking to me, but that's a another story!

My point is this... I talked to four different women since our break up, and all four gave it up, after I went down on them! Coincidence or luck, I don't know, but I love it now regardless!!!

 

[freenudemacusers]

That's kinda shitty. If she likes to shave, why not let her shave?

She's thirteen now. No more shaving anywhere!

 

[Exploratory]

Don't get why some dudes are against it. Women love it and they reciprocate. Win win.

 

[MisterR]

Am I the only that eats the clit here. I focus my mouth and tongue about 95% on the clit. 5% on the pussy hole.

Don't overkill on the clit. You tease the clit until the end to push her over the edge.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Seriously, there has only been like one or two guys in this thread who have said they don't want to do it for a reason other than there wife doesn't like it.

Where are all these guys saying they hate it?

They're out there. Basically every other person I've dated has stories of selfish dudes grossed out by the very thing they want most.

 

[ShemhazaiX]

Too much happening at the same time, IMO.

You're trying to enjoy one thing while working diligently at another thing.

It's counter-productive. Hard to focus on either activity.


The best thing to do - You take care of her; then she takes care of you; then watch Netflix.

Mate. Its not like your trying to hack a computer in 30 seconds with a gun to your head whilst getting a blowjob.
Its literally just making mouth and tongue motions into a girls vagina whilst receiving the equivalent of a moist wank. There's nothing to focus on.

Thats why it's hot.

 

[LyleLanley]

She's thirteen now. No more shaving anywhere!

God damn it Mac! I'm laughing like an idiot in my office.

 

[JadedWriter]

Hey! There's nothing wrong with shaved...I do it too.

I don't mean it to be an asshole or anything, I just think she looks better furry. It wasn't an order, just a suggestion I guess. If the whole thing makes me look like a demanding asshole or something I'm sorry about that.

That's kinda shitty. If she likes to shave, why not let her shave?

I mean she's free to do what she wants, I'm not that controlling, but I will admit that I like the texture.

 

[JRT]

It helps if they remove the tampon first

 

[Ol No Bones]

Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

But.. She pees from there. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

 

[Anton Sugar]

It helps if they remove the tampon first

Right, yeah. That's like Step 0.

 

[bengraven]

I remember my first time. Same time I lost my virginity.

Were making out and suddenly she's dropping the panties and spreading the legs with her head back and eyes closed, like "okay, now it's your turn". I was kind of like "oh" and "this is happening" and "What if it tastes terrible" but within seconds I was just going for it.

My favorite thing in the world to do, tbh. The fuck is wrong with people.

 

[CrocMother]

Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.

holy shit hahahaha

 

[A Link to the Past]

I'm not saying the underlying message is shaming anyone, but the presentation and tone certainly is.

Then again, it's Jezebel so I shouldn't be surprised.



It's even in this thread too.

Well, I certainly cannot disagree that a lot of Gawker and its sub-sites are trash in a lot of ways, haha.

 

[uncelestial]

Let us compare this situation to an essay we covered by Alison Stevenson, a woman who announced her own hatred for oral sex and subsequent decision to stop giving blowjobs.

By not sucking dick, Stevenson has prevented no man from still getting off via sex. By not going down on women, Lloyd has effectively refused to give women orgasms from sex, while ostensibly continuing to get them for himself. This is why Alison Stevenson is a hero, and William Lloyd is the exact opposite.

I knew there would be something stupid in this article, because it's Jezebel. I think GAF would be better off if we didn't start threads around Gawker articles and feed the beast.

As for the point she is making, no Stevenson is not a "hero," nor is Lloyd. Everybody get your fucking face into your partner's genitalia and stop whining.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.

Goddamn.

This is all actually pretty good advice for anyone lost on what to do.

 

[Kal_El]

That's why 69 is the greatest position for 4 play. I'm a giver but I sure do give more so the receiving last longer nah'mean.

 

[Jon Armdog]

Comments like these make me a bit uncomfortable, predicating the viability of a relationship on one sexual act.

Agreed. Gotta love telling people if they don't do one specific thing, they should NEVER EVER DATE OR HAVE SEX. So bossy. Let people work their own preferences and whatnot out.

Also (I know this is hypocritical, given my above statement), but holy-lord-what-the-fuck at all the people in here who love eating ass. Seriously? There's shit in there, dude...come on.

 

[freenudemacusers]

But.. She pees from there. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Some guys are into the pee based on recent threads.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

The subject of the article is not "men should do X or else they're pussies". That's just the clickbait. The subject is "why do men want Y from women, but women cannot get X from men?"

Was this in response to the first or second part of the post you quoted? Because if it's the first, generalizations are still generalizations even if they're rephrased...