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[Makura]

I need a pre-date warm-up, Cubsfan style.

 

[demon]

Makura
cocky, but not funny

You're fucked, dude.

 

[Willco]

Set it and then forget it.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Like...a handjob?

 

[AlphaSnake]

A warm up? Just jerk off 30 minutes before you leave.

 

[Makura]

Is it ok to eat lots of beans before a date?

 

[AlphaSnake]

Is it ok to eat lots of beans before a date?

Yeah, sure! Let us know it goes. K?

 

[aoi tsuki]

A warm up? Just jerk off 30 minutes before you leave.

On that note, what's the deal with no going in with a loaded gun? i always do, and if anything, the built up tension makes any post date sex that much more pleasurable.

 

[Desperado]

"I've got a date in 2 hrs. Wheres Cubsfan when I need him?"

weeping about the Cubs' collapse.

 

[keeblerdrow]

Best advice I can give you: she'll expect you to be funny and charming. Surprise her and be the exact opposite, she'll thank you for it later.

 

[Makura]

Yeah, sure! Let us know it goes. K?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Makura]

Best advice I can give you: she'll expect you to be funny and charming. Surprise her and be the exact opposite, she'll thank you for it later.

Can I smile?

 

[Error Macro]

Can I smile?

No. In fact, when you greet her, take the opportunity to punch her in the abdomen as hard as you can.

 

[Makura]

Got it. You guys are the best. I have a feeling this is going to be the best date ever.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

Tell her all about your political views!

 

[sefskillz]

don't arrive any earlier than 15 minutes late

 

[demon]

No. In fact, when you greet her, take the opportunity to punch her in the abdomen as hard as you can.

No, you have to go for subtlety, at least at first. When you greet her, make sure to mention those pounds it looks like she put on. You need to end the date with the abdomenal punch.

 

[sefskillz]

You need to end the date with the abdomenal punch.

one to remember me by!

i was 15 minutes late to my date last night and we missed our movie, it worked out for the best though!

 

[Makura]

Tell her all about your political views!

No way! Unless you're a liberal nowadays you're branded a nazi - especially here in NYC.

 

[KingV]

Don't drink too much.

 

[Mama Smurf]

No. In fact, when you greet her, take the opportunity to punch her in the abdomen as hard as you can.

:lol

It's funny because it's true!

 

[Makura]

Well, I'm back. It was ok. It was difficult to bust out the C&F because English isn't her first language. I don't think she got it. :\

 

[demon]

Well, I'm back. It was ok. It was difficult to bust out the C&F because English isn't her first language. I don't think she got it. :\

Engreído&Divertido

 

[carpal]

Well, I'm back. It was ok. It was difficult to bust out the C&F because English isn't her first language. I don't think she got it. :\

I've experienced this before. It sucks.

 

[Makura]

I've experienced this before. It sucks.

Ugh, it's awful. I have to step off my A game and fall back on the nice guy act. Still, it could have been much worse. I wasn't as wussy as I used to be. Thanks Cubsfan!

First you get zee cocky...