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I've Got The Biggest Cock

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Suerte

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From The Sun newspaper :p

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PROUD Jeremy Goldsmith reckons he has the biggest cock in Britain — a 2ft monster called Melvin who dwarfs normal roosters.

Eighteen-month Melvin weighs over 15lbs, twice as much as other birds of his Buff Orpington breed. Jeremy said: “We’re staggered. He just grows and grows.”

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Jeremy runs Mountfitchet Castle in Stansted, Essex, where Melvin lives with his mate Mandy, gobbling up treats of pasta and bread.

Jeremy said: “We asked experts and no one’s heard of a cockerel this big.”

LOL.
 
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ConfusingJazz

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Yeah, because of an unfortunate accident involving the loss of one of the cock's eyes, they named him "The One Eyed Monster"

Thats a big, shiny cock that is.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
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oh fuck that this reply wasn't even that funny
 
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Scrow

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i did a similar joke thread like this about a year ago and a mod changed the topic to...

"I think I'm funny, but I'm not."

what a bastard :p

Yet this thread is okay? double standards!
 
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sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
I read the thread title as "I've got the biggest clock" and it really made me jealous because I've always wanted a big clock.
 
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WHOAguitarninja

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sefskillz said:
I read the thread title as "I've got the biggest clock" and it really made me jealous because I've always wanted a big clock.
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I'm going to take it you didn't mean that the way it sounded.

Or maybe you did, who knows.
 
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