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[Cunth]

Like, I'm not into seeing dicks or anything, but when I watch two women go at it I'm just thinking, 'where do I fit into this...'

Do you partake?

 

[Coolwhhip]

I never got straight porn, you look at some other guys dick. You gay?

 

[Cunth]

I never got straight porn, you look at some other guys dick. You gay?

its a vicarious penis, brother

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[MasterCornholio]

Oh yeah look at those buns go.

 

[joe_zazen]

I never got straight porn, you look at some other guys dick. You gay?

women can have dicks too, dick.

i like L porn because i like kissing women who have vag juice on their lips, so woman on woman cunnie is hot.

 

[Coolwhhip]

women can have dicks too, dick.

i like L porn because i like kissing women who have vag juice on their lips, so woman on woman cunnie is hot.

 

[brap]

I like the kissing and feet stuff.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I never got straight porn, you look at some other guys dick. You gay?

That dick is your avatar, mate...

 

[GymWolf]

My college never organized a lesbian prom so i don't know how to feel about it.

 

[Richard Packer]

Honestly, if they aren't getting dicked down by at least 10 guys. Whats the point.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Like, I'm not into seeing dicks or anything, but when I watch two women go at it I'm just thinking, 'where do I fit into this...'

Do you partake?

The sound of can rattling is magnificient. Your fault

 

[Mistershine.]

Lesbian porn is the only type I watch, with a bit of solo here and there.

 

[Porcile]

Blue is the Warmest Colour was super hot tho

 

[triplestation]

 

[Coolwhhip]

That dick is your avatar, mate...

 

[Mistershine.]

Blue is the Warmest Colour was super hot tho

I preferred below her mouth, mainly because I didn't need subs. Its on netflix at the moment.

 

[Armorian]

Best with sound

women can have dicks too, dick.

i like L porn because i like kissing women who have vag juice on their lips, so woman on woman cunnie is hot.

Yes, this is great. Plus stuff like "RE zero anime" (search on PH) is just pleasure to watch.

 

[Kev Kev]

Best with sound

oof, no thanks

great movie, but ill be just fine if i never see another scene from that film ever again.

 

[Armorian]

oof, no thanks

great movie, but ill be just fine if i never see another scene from that film ever again.

Requiem? Yeah I watched it once I don't want to repeat if for sure. But that line is just legendary

 

[thefool]

Naked girls being sexy, erotic and into kinky stuff. It's good.
I definitely prefer seeing a guy involved because it's easy to project myself into it, but nothing wrong with some sexy lesbian porn.

 

[SurprisedPikachu]

Why watch porn when you can enjoy the real thing

 

[Airola]

Like, I'm not into seeing dicks or anything, but when I watch two women go at it I'm just thinking, 'where do I fit into this...'

Do you partake?

It's a movie, you aren't supposed to be there, you're just supposed to watch. It's that simple.

 

[Cunth]

It's a movie, you aren't supposed to be there, you're just supposed to watch. It's that simple.

you watch it with popcorn?

 

[Nymphae]

Like, I'm not into seeing dicks or anything, but when I watch two women go at it I'm just thinking, 'where do I fit into this...'

Beside them, beating off while watching, like you've been doing to porn for decades.

 

[Airola]

you watch it with popcorn?

I don't require popcorn to enjoy movies.
You seem to require erect dicks to enjoy movies.

Makes me wonder

 

[Cunth]

I don't require popcorn to enjoy movies.
You seem to require erect dicks to enjoy movies.

Makes me wonder

i heard you have a dick in your butt. someone told me *shrug*

 

[Nymphae]

I challenge the coomers to bust a nut sometime without using any outside stimulus. No porn videos, no phone in your free hand, no nothing, just think of a person you find attractive and use the power of your own imagination. We're so fucking lazy we can't even imagine ourselves in fantasies, need to passively watch another guy plow a chick and pretend that's us or something? Weird as fuck honestly.

 

[and 3 others]

Lesbian porn is like, 20% of the sex act between a man and a woman. For me, it holds no appeal, unless one girl is getting impaled.

 

[Bernkastel]

Relevant copypasta

Lesbian here.
Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).
But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.
Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.
Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

 

[JimiNutz]

Lesbian use their tongues a lot.
Some people like tongues - kissing, licking and eating.

 

[Airola]

i heard you have a dick in your butt. someone told me *shrug*

Ok, so this is a thread about lesbian porn.
In the first post you just briefly mentioned dicks.
Now you made a post with a clear male-on-male homosexual act written on it.
I wonder where this slippery slope is going to...

 

[Kadayi]

oof, no thanks

great movie, but ill be just fine if i never see another scene from that film ever again.

^ Truth.

Great film but yeah not one you ever feel the need to watch again.

 

[MudoSkills]

That iconic scene, along with the bathtub shout, were respecitvely inspired by/lifted from Perfect Blue.

Requiem is an anime.

 

[Cunth]

Ok, so this is a thread about lesbian porn.
In the first post you just briefly mentioned dicks.
Now you made a post with a clear male-on-male homosexual act written on it.
I wonder where this slippery slope is going to...

dickbutt

 

[and 3 others]

^ Truth.

Great film but yeah not one you ever feel the need to watch again.

Never seen it. Care to explain.

 

[Kev Kev]

Never seen it. Care to explain.

requiem for a dream is a tragedy and its hard to watch. kinda makes you feel like crap when its over and most people agree that its too hard to sit through it again

 

[SpartanN92]

Speaking for all NeoGAF gold members, we prefer Lesbian porn because when we see male porn actors with their embarrassingly tiny penises it just makes us feel sad for them and if we are sad then we can’t get our own monster 18” cocks to do anything.
Lesbian porn prevents that. However you also must understand that my Tinder account basically doesn’t ever stop notifying me of a match because I had the foresight to put in my profile that I was a Gaf Gold member. Chicks know what kind of dicking they are in for with a Gaf Gold member so porn is really irrelevant anyways.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Speaking for all NeoGAF gold members, we prefer Lesbian porn because when we see male porn actors with their embarrassingly tiny penises it just makes us feel sad for them and if we are sad then we can’t get our own monster 18” cocks to do anything.
Lesbian porn prevents that. However you also must understand that my Tinder account basically doesn’t ever stop notifying me of a match because I had the foresight to put in my profile that I was a Gaf Gold member. Chicks know what kind of dicking they are in for with a Gaf Gold member so porn is really irrelevant anyways.

Well played, sir.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Relevant copypasta

 

[joe_zazen]

The sound of can rattling is magnificient. Your fault

 

[BluRayHiDef]

Like, I'm not into seeing dicks or anything, but when I watch two women go at it I'm just thinking, 'where do I fit into this...'

Do you partake?

LMAO.

 

[Tesseract]

Spoiler: ~

 

[Bernkastel]

OP should watch Sakura Trick

Spoiler

 

[appaws]

I gets booty.

 

[haxan7]

I used to burn Girlfriends Films videos to DVD before it was easy to stream porn to your TV. That was pretty much the only lesbian porn I consistently enjoyed.

sometimes you just need a nice big cock

 

[joe_zazen]

I challenge the coomers to bust a nut sometime without using any outside stimulus. No porn videos, no phone in your free hand, no nothing, just think of a person you find attractive and use the power of your own imagination. We're so fucking lazy we can't even imagine ourselves in fantasies, need to passively watch another guy plow a chick and pretend that's us or something? Weird as fuck honestly.

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you know, after reading a few books and renewing my faith, i cut waaaaay back on porn. & yeah, It is actual work just using your head after only using internet porn and industrial vaginas. But, it actually feels way better than screen based masturbation and i think it does help relationships.

 

[Faenrir]

Well an heterosexual male usually is excited by the feminity of the female body. So seeing 2 females doing sexual stuff should arouse most hetero males, yes.
You're just not projecting because you can't relate but still beautiful, imo.

Relevant copypasta

She sounds like she never had a real man tbh. What a weird rant...

 

[Bernkastel]

She sounds like she never had a real man tbh. What a weird rant...

Its a 4chan copypasta.

 

[Rentahamster]

You can get it from your local porno store, pornhub, or the link in my bio.

You're welcome