I've never really gotten lesbian pr0n

Cunth

Cunth

Fingerlickin' Good!
Like, I'm not into seeing dicks or anything, but when I watch two women go at it I'm just thinking, 'where do I fit into this...'

Do you partake?
 
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Naked girls being sexy, erotic and into kinky stuff. It's good.
I definitely prefer seeing a guy involved because it's easy to project myself into it, but nothing wrong with some sexy lesbian porn.
 
Cunth said:
Like, I'm not into seeing dicks or anything, but when I watch two women go at it I'm just thinking, 'where do I fit into this...'

Do you partake?
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It's a movie, you aren't supposed to be there, you're just supposed to watch. It's that simple.
 
I challenge the coomers to bust a nut sometime without using any outside stimulus. No porn videos, no phone in your free hand, no nothing, just think of a person you find attractive and use the power of your own imagination. We're so fucking lazy we can't even imagine ourselves in fantasies, need to passively watch another guy plow a chick and pretend that's us or something? Weird as fuck honestly.
 
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Lesbian here.
Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).
But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.
Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.
Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.
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Cunth said:
i heard you have a dick in your butt. someone told me *shrug*
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Ok, so this is a thread about lesbian porn.
In the first post you just briefly mentioned dicks.
Now you made a post with a clear male-on-male homosexual act written on it.
I wonder where this slippery slope is going to...
:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:
 
That iconic scene, along with the bathtub shout, were respecitvely inspired by/lifted from Perfect Blue.

Requiem is an anime.
 
Airola said:
Ok, so this is a thread about lesbian porn.
In the first post you just briefly mentioned dicks.
Now you made a post with a clear male-on-male homosexual act written on it.
I wonder where this slippery slope is going to...
:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:
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Speaking for all NeoGAF gold members, we prefer Lesbian porn because when we see male porn actors with their embarrassingly tiny penises it just makes us feel sad for them and if we are sad then we can't get our own monster 18" cocks to do anything.
Lesbian porn prevents that. However you also must understand that my Tinder account basically doesn't ever stop notifying me of a match because I had the foresight to put in my profile that I was a Gaf Gold member. Chicks know what kind of dicking they are in for with a Gaf Gold member so porn is really irrelevant anyways.
 
SpartanN92 said:
Speaking for all NeoGAF gold members, we prefer Lesbian porn because when we see male porn actors with their embarrassingly tiny penises it just makes us feel sad for them and if we are sad then we can't get our own monster 18" cocks to do anything.
Lesbian porn prevents that. However you also must understand that my Tinder account basically doesn't ever stop notifying me of a match because I had the foresight to put in my profile that I was a Gaf Gold member. Chicks know what kind of dicking they are in for with a Gaf Gold member so porn is really irrelevant anyways.
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Well played, sir.
 
I used to burn Girlfriends Films videos to DVD before it was easy to stream porn to your TV. That was pretty much the only lesbian porn I consistently enjoyed.

sometimes you just need a nice big cock
 
Nymphae said:
I challenge the coomers to bust a nut sometime without using any outside stimulus. No porn videos, no phone in your free hand, no nothing, just think of a person you find attractive and use the power of your own imagination. We're so fucking lazy we can't even imagine ourselves in fantasies, need to passively watch another guy plow a chick and pretend that's us or something? Weird as fuck honestly.
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you know, after reading a few books and renewing my faith, i cut waaaaay back on porn. & yeah, It is actual work just using your head after only using internet porn and industrial vaginas. But, it actually feels way better than screen based masturbation and i think it does help relationships.
 
Well an heterosexual male usually is excited by the feminity of the female body. So seeing 2 females doing sexual stuff should arouse most hetero males, yes.
You're just not projecting because you can't relate but still beautiful, imo.

Bernkastel said:
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She sounds like she never had a real man tbh. What a weird rant...
 
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