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[Faenrir]

You can get it from your local porno store, pornhub, or the link in my bio.

You're welcome

hamster porn?

 

[Tschumi]

Instant scroll-by for me, indeed it has actively soured me on erstwhile favourites... Abella Danger or Abella Anderson* to name two incidentally like-named porn stars~

* Whyyy never a dp~~~

 

[O-N-E]

Lesbian use their tongues a lot.
Some people like tongues -

kissing

licking

and eating.

 

[12Goblins]

I preferred below her mouth, mainly because I didn't need subs. Its on netflix at the moment.

Will investigate.

 

[Mistershine.]

Will investigate.

My Days of Mercy is also good, but much less erotic, its got Ellen Paige and Kate Mara in it. Also on netflix.

 

[12Goblins]

My Days of Mercy is also good, but much less erotic, its got Ellen Paige and Kate Mara in it. Also on netflix.

...Kate Mara?

 

[Stouffers]

its a vicarious penis, brother

Are you living vicariously through the penis or the person with the penis? Do you secretly long to be a penis, Cunth?

 

[Halo is Back]

OP is struggling with his sexuality

 

[Mistershine.]

...Kate Mara?

My Days of Mercy (2017) ⭐ 6.5 | Drama, Romance

1h 48m | R

www.imdb.com

 

[Halo is Back]

 

[REE Machine]

Like, I'm not into seeing dicks or anything, but when I watch two women go at it I'm just thinking, 'where do I fit into this...'

Do you partake?

Lol yes you are

 

[jshackles]

I never got straight porn, you look at some other guys dick. You gay?

Do you like to watch the guy with the little one, or the big one? The big one, you say?

 

[bronk]

It's whatever. I wanna see some chick get pounded out.

 

[haxan7]

i remember back in the kazaa/limewire days that was on there as an actual porn clip

 

[TheMan]

I used to be into lesbian porn. I was particularly fond of sapphic erotica back in the day, but that was a long ass time ago. Nowadays I can't get into it at all. I need to see a dick sliding into that pussy

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I never got straight porn, you look at some other guys dick. You gay?

You tell us, Game of dicks.

 

[JimiNutz]

For all the dudes that need a dick, what about when they get out the toys? Does a giant strap on/dildo not do it for you?

 

[teezzy]

I have this theory that watching a cisgendered chick blow/fuck a pre-op transgendered chick is like the most heterosexual porn you can watch

1. no lesbians
2. 4 tits
3. penis into vagina/mouth

it's science, really

 

[haxan7]

For all the dudes that need a dick, what about when they get out the toys? Does a giant strap on/dildo not do it for you?

Nope. It has to be an actual penis

 

[Mistershine.]

I have this theory that watching a cisgendered chick blow/fuck a pre-op transgendered chick is like the most heterosexual porn you can watch

1. no lesbians
2. 4 tits
3. penis into vagina/mouth

it's science, really

It's just lesbian porn with a super realistic strap-on.

 

[Futaleufu]

Try watching any movie directed by Andrew Blake, some great classics

 

[haxan7]

It's just lesbian porn with a super realistic strap-on.

Except transgendered women aren't actually women so no it's not.

 

[MaestroMike]

When ur horny enough anything's possible

 

[JimiNutz]

Nope. It has to be an actual penis

The penis I can take or leave but the nuts... The nuts gotta be real.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

dickbutt

Sound strategy.

 

[thefool]

Why watch porn when you can enjoy the real thing

Sadly most lesbians I know are kinda ugly, fat, etc.

 

[Mistershine.]

Sadly most lesbians I know are kinda ugly, fat, etc.

And I find that asking to watch them get busy is grounds for a restraining order...

 

[John Mullins]

I never got straight porn, you look at some other guys dick. You gay?

What's to get?

Do you think chicks watch hardcore gay man on man porn? No.

 

[Ovek]

Amateur lesbian is peak porn.

 

[haxan7]

What's to get?

Do you think chicks watch hardcore gay man on man porn? No.

I know at least one who does. I was surprised when she told me

 

[Wimbledon]

When I first got into porn it was lesbian porn, that i watched. Watching girls shove fucking ping pong balls or their equivalent up each other's butt, spitting on each other, was just mesmerizing to me.

Especially if the girls were models, i watched that and girls who would walk around naked in there house.

Then i discovered straight porn, haven't been back to watch lesbian porn since. I like videos where the guy is plowing like 3-5 women, who are doing those sort of lesbian things to each other.

Anything equivalent to like Harem where the guy is surrounded by a women is just perfect.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Where's the beef and you never can tell if it's the end bc there's no money shot they just kind of stop or maybe throw in a fake orgasm

 

[Richard Packer]

Does a giant strap on/dildo not do it for you?

I like it when they attach those to power tools.

 

[Blade2.0]

I like vaginas. Two vaginas is double the fun. Like 6 vaginas is even better.

 

[Cunth]

I like it when they attach those to power tools.

 

[Blade2.0]

double is better

 

[brap]

It's whatever. I wanna see some chick get pounded out.

I too love looking at men's hairy assholes

 

[Birdo]

The worst was that one where they shit in a cup and eat it.

 

[bronk]

I too love looking at men's hairy assholes

Lmao to be honest I don't like that from behind the dude view. Give me that side angle.

 

[JimiNutz]

I like it when they attach those to power tools.

I wanna see two incredibly hot lesbians get fucked by a robot dude with giant metal nuts.
Robot porn is definitely coming by 2030.

 

[Richard Packer]

Wtf that's not a sex toy. You Kiwi's are a strange bunch.

I wanna see two incredibly hot lesbians get fucked by a robot dude with giant metal nuts.
Robot porn is definitely coming by 2030.

You should start a gofundme.

 

[Cunth]

You can sex corn

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Oh yeah look at those buns go.

The best is a lesbian tractor pull.

Are you living vicariously through the penis or the person with the penis? Do you secretly long to be a penis, Cunth?

Cunth secretly wishes to be a @Penith?

 

[Can't decide]

I'm the opposite as lesbian porn is the only porn I watch, usually one of them is wearing a strap-on. I don't put a video on to wank to some naked dude with his balls flapping around and see his vinegar strokes as he jizzes, I couldn't think of a bigger turn off.

 

[MasterCornholio]

The best is a lesbian tractor pull.

 

[Richard Packer]

You can sex corn

 

[Petey-o]

Lesbian porn is great because even though all signs point the other way, you still imagine that they'd love your dick all up in they business

 

[haxan7]

The worst was that one where they shit in a cup and eat it.

It turned out to not be actual poop in that one

 

[DESTROYA]

Cunth be like

 

[Plies]

Lesbian bukkake is pretty cool, tho