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January NBA Season Thread - A No Puddin Zone

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Loki

Count of Concision
AstroLad said:
Joumanna is one of the biggest fame-whores there is. I remember she was insufferable in Phoenix.

I can definitely see that being the case. It's so sad that nothing is ever enough for some people-- the mansions, the cars, the vacations, the spousal abuse....they always yearn for something more. ;) :D


I forget who it was-- either a poster on the board or perhaps Bill Simmons in one of his columns-- but someone once remarked that Kidd's son has a forehead "like a Buick". :lol I was dying. :D


Konex: yeah, she's hot, but attention-whorism is a disease and should be treated as such no matter who happens to be afflicted by it. :p
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
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THE WAY SHE PARADES THAT KID AROUND. JUST SLAP HER I SAY





....and the bulls win their 4th in a row
 

rc213

Member
The 2nd half of that game was hilarious to watch. Kevin Garnett is way too passive on the offensive end when the teams needs him the most.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
I swear this kid is like 40....

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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
AirBrian said:
And only a half-game behind Boston and Philly for the #8 spot! Between this and RE4 coming out tomorrow, I'm as giddy as a school-girl! :D


and look at this schedule. Philly, NY, @NY, @Boston, Atlanta

that's an easy next 5 games =D
 

etiolate

Banned
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"Why can't I get a call? I'm the reigning MVP!"

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"Oh sure, you're the MVP ......but did you get away with rape?"

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"Oooooooooh! He got you there!"
 

AirBrian

Member
Eminem said:
and look at this schedule. Philly, NY, @NY, @Boston, Atlanta

that's an easy next 5 games =D
Yep, they can easily be above .500 after these 5 games. Even 4-1 through these would put them right at .500. Things are looking up!
 

bionic77

Member
Cloudy said:
PS: Lakers are playing like SHIT >_<

Cue Laker comeback win! Damnit Konex, can't you cheat a little bit and start predicting stuff like a 10 game losing streak for LA and a first round exit?

Eminem I can now guarantee the Colts will lose this Sunday, the Konex principle will be too much for Peyton.
 

Agent Icebeezy

Welcome beautful toddler, Madison Elizabeth, to the horde!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/basketball/nba/01/09/bc.bkn.bryantcase.ap/index.html

DENVER (AP) -- The woman who accused Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant of rape wants a public airing of her federal lawsuit as soon as possible.

Attorney L. Lin Wood said Sunday that his client decided against filing a second, parallel suit in California state court because of fears that legal maneuvers there would delay a trial in the suit in federal court in Denver.

"We want to get this case in front of the public as soon as possible," Wood said.

The woman's lawsuit seeks unspecified financial damages for pain, ridicule and scorn she says she has suffered since her encounter with Bryant in a Vail-area resort in June 2003.

Bryant had faced a charge of felony sexual assault but prosecutors dropped the case in September after the woman said she no longer wanted to participate in the criminal case.

Bryant, who had pleaded innocent to the charge, has said the two had consensual sex.

Wood considered filing a second lawsuit in California because a victory there could have brought a bigger settlement. Colorado law, which will govern the Denver lawsuit, makes it difficult for a plaintiff to collect more than $733,000. California law places no limit on damages in a civil suit.

Wood said filing a second suit would have given Bryant's lawyers too many opportunities to delay both cases.

The woman's attorney accused the defense team of trying to delay the case while running up his client's expenses in hopes of driving her out of court. He declined to comment on whether the two sides have discussed an out-of-court settlement.

Bryant's attorney did not immediately return a telephone message Sunday. Bryant's legal team has contended that other parties -- such as the news media and people who have threatened his accuser -- bear some of the responsibility for her pain and suffering.

It is the policy of The Associated Press not to print names of alleged sexual assault victims without their consent. The woman has asked that her name not be published.
 
Another crappy loss to a crappy team. The D was not up to par all night long, so it doesn't really surprise me. I just wish the team wouldn't have this kind of letdown. This should've been an easy W.
 
They didn't collapse. They were 3 or 4 points down all game long. Thye went ahead by one in the final minute, but Horry didn't box out in the final play, giving Okur the winning tip in. A fitting ending for an unlikely performance on the defensive end from the team. The shitty Jazz team got all the shots they wanted all night long.

Edit: That's another one. They missed like 10 out of 33 FTs.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
I blame this loss on THE MEDIA.

Why? All day I heard the Spurs would run over the Jazz since the Jazz loss like 9 games in row. Pop didn't get the boys ready after that exciting win over...the NUGGETS.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
oh, and a little known fact...the Bulls have the second lowest opponent FG%, right behind the Spurs.

Now, barring all our rooks getting exhausted mid-season and sucking, we'll be a 7/8 seed....fucking finally.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
HOLY HELL -- THE WIZ IS IN THE TOP 10 POWER RANKINGS FROM ESPN!

1 (3) Suns 30-4 What could be sweeter than a return to the top spot? For D'Antoni, it would be coaching the West All-Stars . . . in Denver . . . where he was wrongly dumped by Issel after just one season.

2 (2) Spurs 28-7 Duncan has failed to score 20 points in eight of 11 games . . . and Spurs couldn't care less. They're getting offense elsewhere and continue to save TD's gas for the playoffs.

3 (4) SuperSonics 24-8 More credit where it's overdue: Seattle is now 2-0 against Miami and San Antonio. Makes it easy for Supes to get over that first (two-game) losing streak of the season.

4 (1) Heat 27-9 What a difference one Monday makes. Actually, the difference this Monday with Miami is two losses to Seattle, after 14 wins in a row, and a 7-7 record against the West.

5 (7) Mavericks 22-10 On this five-game homestand, after some serious AAC struggles lately, Dallas is 4-0 and averaging almost 120 points. Imagine if Mavs didn't have PG shortcomings.

6 (6) Pistons 18-14 Pistons are still looking for pick-me-ups, and here's one -- Detroit was 16-13 entering the new year in 1990 . . . and went on to win the title. So don't give up on them just yet.

7 (10) Cavaliers 20-12 That mask is really slowing LeBron down, huh? Meanwhile, in other fashion news, those retro unis with the horizontal pattern somehow look slimming on Tractor Traylor, don't they?

8 (14) Wizards 19-13 A trio of interviews on NBA Nation. A spanking of Seattle on TNT. Call it the best Wiz week in years. Who needs MJ?

9 (13) Grizzlies 18-17 Czar isn't getting the fanfare Hubie got, but we're guessing a New Yorker or two has noticed Fratello's impact in Memphis compared to that of the coach who beat him out in NY.

10 (5) Kings 21-11 As if the Bobby Jax news wasn't depressing enough, losses to Raps and Hornets really put the Kings of Thin in a funk.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
Eminem said:
oh, and a little known fact...the Bulls have the second lowest opponent FG%, right behind the Spurs.

Now, barring all our rooks getting exhausted mid-season and sucking, we'll be a 7/8 seed....fucking finally.

I think IF the Bulls can keep up a .500 or above record, they could make a 4/5th seed.
The power Skiles!
 

Cloudy

Banned
Did anyone see Hakim Warrick's (Syracuse) dunk tonight? Good grief! He was backing down his man a few feet away from the basket. There was some resistance and dude just said, "screw it". Turned and just dunked on that sucka from way out. TOTALLY NASTY!! :lol
 

Truelize

Steroid Distributor
Willco said:
HOLY HELL -- THE WIZ IS IN THE TOP 10 POWER RANKINGS FROM ESPN!
8 (14) Wizards 19-13 A trio of interviews on NBA Nation. A spanking of Seattle on TNT. Call it the best Wiz week in years. Who needs MJ?

Who in their right mind would have ever thought that Larry Hughes would turn into an all-star caliber guard?? Dude has been playing amazing this year.
 

Cloudy

Banned
"It was like Pearl Harbor out there ... just bombs from everywhere," he said. "Thirty-eight points is too many points in any sport, and in the fourth quarter, we just can't do that."

- KG

:lol
 

DMczaf

Member
"It was like Pearl Harbor out there ... just bombs from everywhere," he said.

"This is it and for all the marbles," he said Monday. "I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, loading up the Uzi, I've got a couple of M-16s, a couple of nines (millimeter pistols) and a couple of joints with some silencers on them. I'm just loading up clips, a couple of grenades, a missile launcher with a couple of missiles."

We just need to get it over with and send KG to Iraq, it's obvious he's trigger happy.
 
Cloudy said:
Did anyone see Hakim Warrick's (Syracuse) dunk tonight? Good grief! He was backing down his man a few feet away from the basket. There was some resistance and dude just said, "screw it". Turned and just dunked on that sucka from way out. TOTALLY NASTY!! :lol

Just saw it on SC's Top 10. Nice extension by Hakim. It really seemed like he was stepping back for a short jumper or hook and then all of a sudden...BOOM! :lol

I also saw the replay of the Jazz winning shot. Something I didn't do yesterday because I was pissed, and it's so fucking clear that Boozer shoved TD in the back when he was going for the rebound, thus giving Okur the chance for the tip in. Talk about a superstar not getting respect.
 

alejob

Member
They always let them battle it out in the last seconds, unless its really obvious they will let it go. Thats the way its always been :p
 

kgHavok23

Member
theres a story in the nba section of espn.com about Lebron (obviously, who else) but its about the Cavs tryin to keep him long term. Its on Insider

"LeBron James has turned Cleveland around, but Chad Ford questions how long the Cavs can keep him. Story"

Cany any Insider let us in on some details?
 

Cloudy

Banned
It's BS. They say Bron has clauses in his Nike deal that will pay him MUCH more if he plays in NY, LA or another big media city so if the Cavs aren't contending by the time his rook deal is up, he could bail...
 

Miguel

Member
As long as they don't lowball him and give him the max they can offer him (which will be more than anyone else can offer I believe) He'll stay. Cavs are stupid if they don't offer him as much as possible when his deal is up.

I just saw Hakim's dunk...fucking DISGUSTING. haha. Posterized doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.
 

Cloudy

Banned
But Francis took the departure of his backcourt partner hard.

"I can't put it into words," he said. "Playing with a guy, living with a guy, just knowing that every day when I wake up that's something I can count on, that I'm going to be in practice or in a game with Cuttino.

"Him not being here is going to be tough for me. I don't know what I'm going to wake up for."


Stevie <3 Cuttino :lol
 

Fifty

Member
From Bill Simmons:

6. T-Mac on "Maad Sports"
That's the weekly sports show on BET ... I'm probably the only white person in America who has it on their TiVo season pass. Last week's episode centered around T-Mac, who stared into the camera for 30 straight minutes, congratulated himself and talked about how great he was. Then others would come in and do the same about him. Occasionally they would go back to Houston, where the host (can't remember his name, but he broke the record for saying "Know what I'm saying?") and rapper Lil' Flip told us how great T-Mac was. Then they showed footage from T-Mac's charity softball tournament, which had guys like D-Miles and Bo Outlaw playing softball in front of maybe 20 fans (I'm not exaggerating), while everyone talked about how great it was that they were doing this for T-Mac's charity. In fact, we raised 19 bucks! Needless to say, T-Mac's cousin was running this thing -- he looked like a Lester Munson/Don Yaeger investigation waiting to happen.

Then, at the end of the show, Lil' Flip randomly attacked some rapper who had insulted him, finishing off the tirade by insulting Unknown Rapper for not making sure that his posse looked good and had enough bling -- while his posse members smiled proudly behind him and showed off their jewelry. That was the show. And there are two reasons I'm telling you this:

A. I couldn't recommend "Maad Sports" any more vehemently. It's not possible.

B. Either T-Mac is the most self-absorbed superstar in the history of the league, or this was a Chappelle Show skit and I never realized it.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
"But Francis took the departure of his backcourt partner hard.

"I can't put it into words," he said. "Playing with a guy, living with a guy, just knowing that every day when I wake up that's something I can count on, that I'm going to be in practice or in a game with Cuttino.

"Him not being here is going to be tough for me. I don't know what I'm going to wake up for."




"Im straight....dont look at me like that,really I am...haha"

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GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
It's time to do some trades. Spree has to go. Wally and KG need to stay. Everyone else on the wolves can be traded.

Or, we could stick to our guns, I guess.


By god, Kandi gets worse and worse every game, I swear.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
I also really think Spree does need to go. Wally comes off the bench and hits shots, while KG just about does everything else. Kandi is indeed miserable. Twolves shoulda tried to get Curry when the Bulls wanted to ship him out =p
 
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