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January Wrasslin' |OT| Big Month John

It's one of the things I do actively hope for; that no dark secret ever slips out of Cena's closet. Otherwise he's pretty much up there as the best person to ever headline a US wrestling company. Even Bret has got some shady shit beyond just road affairs.
He must remain the true inspiration for the children, I'll be genuinely upset if he ever gets embroiled in real controversy.
Alas this carny business is a mind field, I remember thinking "that Benoit chap seems like a quality guy, paid his dues, hard worker, puts folks over"
...yeah.

Wait. 5* Wrestling? Like the game with Andy Organ?!

I think you mean RAGING Andy Organ.
 
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If you lean back a bit you can pretend Dolph Ziggler is Kenny Omega.
 
Riddle vs Shibata was super, super fun. Only 15 minutes but, like the Hero match, it used that time so very well. Not as much of a slobber knocker, amazing all the same. Riddle is the truth
but Shibata's still the king
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Chihiro Hashimoto vs. Aja Kong is getting some recommendations from puro/joshi folks.

Yeah, this one was proper good - Chihiro's coming on really well, but this was a great match to demonstrate how awesome and generally underappreciated Aja Kong is. It was all about her attitude, she gives Hashimoto so much respect in the way she goes about wrestling the match, really made her come across as a genuine threat Aja had to be wary of, rather than a rookie for her to demolish.
 

Nameless

Member
Rewatching the 94 Rumble and totally marked out for the Shawn/Marty showdown. It's also easy to forget how insanely over Luger was.
 

Tall4Life

Member
Vince will do anything to get Reigns over

No, you don't understand, Roman and his push are just cogs in a much larger machine. John Cena was pushed to the moon and beyond not because they believed in him, but for larger reasons. Cena and Reigns were pushed so hard intentionally so we would ask ourselves "Man, what's happening right now? What happened to wrestling? Cena and Reigns are just dominating everyone. What hope do we have left?"

Linda McMahon being a part of Trump's crew is also important to this master plan, a plan that has been in the works since the 70's when Vince separated from the NWA. When all seems lost, when Trump is about to declare an expansion to the wars in the Middle East, Reigns and Cena are in the main event of Wrestlemania wrestling to unify both world titles, who comes out...HULK. HOGAN. BROTHER. HE DROPS THE LEG ON TRUMP, REIGNS, AND CENA ALL AT THE SAME TIME AND BECOMES THE PRESIDENT AND UNIFIED WWE WORLD CHAMPION.

All of American history from the 1970's on was all a ploy by Vince to get the only creation he ever loved, Hulk Hogan, over.
 
No, you don't understand, Roman and his push are just cogs in a much larger machine. John Cena was pushed to the moon and beyond not because they believed in him, but for larger reasons. Cena and Reigns were pushed so hard intentionally so we would ask ourselves "Man, what's happening right now? What happened to wrestling? Cena and Reigns are just dominating everyone. What hope do we have left?"

Linda McMahon being a part of Trump's crew is also important to this master plan, a plan that has been in the works since the 70's when Vince separated from the NWA. When all seems lost, when Trump is about to declare an expansion to the wars in the Middle East, Reigns and Cena are in the main event of Wrestlemania wrestling to unify both world titles, who comes out...HULK. HOGAN. BROTHER. HE DROPS THE LEG ON TRUMP, REIGNS, AND CENA ALL AT THE SAME TIME AND BECOMES THE PRESIDENT AND UNIFIED WWE WORLD CHAMPION.

All of American history from the 1970's on was all a ploy by Vince to get the only creation he ever loved, Hulk Hogan, over.
This is the most Hogan shit I have EVER read.
 
No, you don't understand, Roman and his push are just cogs in a much larger machine. John Cena was pushed to the moon and beyond not because they believed in him, but for larger reasons. Cena and Reigns were pushed so hard intentionally so we would ask ourselves "Man, what's happening right now? What happened to wrestling? Cena and Reigns are just dominating everyone. What hope do we have left?"

Linda McMahon being a part of Trump's crew is also important to this master plan, a plan that has been in the works since the 70's when Vince separated from the NWA. When all seems lost, when Trump is about to declare an expansion to the wars in the Middle East, Reigns and Cena are in the main event of Wrestlemania wrestling to unify both world titles, who comes out...HULK. HOGAN. BROTHER. HE DROPS THE LEG ON TRUMP, REIGNS, AND CENA ALL AT THE SAME TIME AND BECOMES THE PRESIDENT AND UNIFIED WWE WORLD CHAMPION.

All of American history from the 1970's on was all a ploy by Vince to get the only creation he ever loved, Hulk Hogan, over.
This is some Fullmetal Alchemist level shit.
 
No, you don't understand, Roman and his push are just cogs in a much larger machine. John Cena was pushed to the moon and beyond not because they believed in him, but for larger reasons. Cena and Reigns were pushed so hard intentionally so we would ask ourselves "Man, what's happening right now? What happened to wrestling? Cena and Reigns are just dominating everyone. What hope do we have left?"

Linda McMahon being a part of Trump's crew is also important to this master plan, a plan that has been in the works since the 70's when Vince separated from the NWA. When all seems lost, when Trump is about to declare an expansion to the wars in the Middle East, Reigns and Cena are in the main event of Wrestlemania wrestling to unify both world titles, who comes out...HULK. HOGAN. BROTHER. HE DROPS THE LEG ON TRUMP, REIGNS, AND CENA ALL AT THE SAME TIME AND BECOMES THE PRESIDENT AND UNIFIED WWE WORLD CHAMPION.

All of American history from the 1970's on was all a ploy by Vince to get the only creation he ever loved, Hulk Hogan, over.
Man, JoJo is getting really weird.
 
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