The sad part is, both Cena and Orton are great, but I've seen them fighting a billion times already, I've seen them both fighting side by side and, literally, defeating the entire RAW roster at once, except for HHH. I don't want to see them together ever again, specially at Mania.
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January Wrasslin' |OT2| Big Month Meltz
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but now they each have popular internet memes to their name
who will win? RKO OUTTA NOWHERE or AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA?
Sir_Crocodile
Member
I bet the reigns/roman/owens/jericho mix raw has had for the last six months already comes close to that
avengers23
Banned
Orton?
Maybe The Shield vs. Orton, Big Show, Sheamus?
Was Orton vs. Punk any good? I can't remember.
The MITB match from WM23?
Bluekaveli
Member
Ha, that's Vince's cash cow
Ryo Hazuki
Member
It's a joke about how wrestling companies change the names of wrestlers when they go from one to another. Like from TNA to WWE and vice versa.
Orton V Punk was competent from what I remember. Nothing mind-blowing.
Why not wait until Elimination Chamber before being upset over Cena v Orton? The "story" of who is champ or challenger could change, could it not?
Wrestlemania will still have you watching no matter what they have on the card so why worry when you are going to watch it anyway?
Wrestlemania will still have you watching no matter what they have on the card so why worry when you are going to watch it anyway?
It's a joke about how the WWE names the talent, so when Joe was hired people started saying he'd be named Joey Samoey, when Sting (Steve Borden) was signed, people said he'd be named Borden Stevens and such
SallyIsNow
Banned
He's doing the same shit Hogan did, but putting people over to keep up his 'nice guy' facade. AJ will never get this win back.
wwe used to/still does change the name of wrestlers who got over in other promotions in order to own their life forever. the name changes were always horrible and lame.
joey samoey, or possibly joey uso, were the names tossed around as a joke before joe ever came to nxt. luckily, they decided to just keep him as samoa joe.
No I won't. If the cards shit, I'm not watching this one out of hope Reigns/Taker and Goldberg/Lesnar seem to be locks, so it's not looking promising.
Sir_Crocodile
Member
It's a joke name that came about when people were speculating whether wwf would change his name when he joined nxt.
They didn't, they just gave him crap music which they thankfully changed (though they played his old bad music when he won the title a couple of months ago lol).
And thusly Meltz did christen JBL "The voice of Vince"
Sir_Crocodile
Member
If Jordan Devlin ever joins NXT he should be called Duke Devitt
Lol
"They don't actually think Cena and Orton suck, they're just having fun. They actually love them!"
SallyIsNow
Banned
Just call him 'Evan Wurse, Finn Balor'
Oh yeah, Taker was so needed to be thrown over by Roman and not something they could have done via promos for a month.
not at all.
Fraud Balor
You will watch.
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Skyward Sheep
Banned
Nah, I'll just read about it first unless there's a couple of must-see matches, then if it sounds good I'll watch it then.
This is slow paced and seemingly building to nothing. The only thing that got a positive reaction so far was Orton kicking Cena to stop the 5 knuckle shuffle. And rightfully so.
Bluekaveli
Member
Torturing yourself.
It's like watching The Room. It's hilarious.
Ref bump, STF, Orton taps out, Orton hits him with the belt, expected kickout.
TarpitCarnivore
Member
apparently taker has said if someone told him he needs to hang it up he would do it. But I'm sure Vince & HHH are looking at ratings and going YOU STILL GOT IT
Prolonged un-needed waiting around, AA outta nowhere, kickout at 2.
"We want refunds" chant breaks out
Lawler: "Haha, you gotta love the WWE Universe, they're doing anything to distract Orton!"
Orton has a stroll around the ring for a while and looks like he smelled a fart. Locks in a better STF than Cena does.
Reversed into a crossface by Cena...
Orton hits an AA for 2
"We want refunds" chant breaks out
Lawler: "Haha, you gotta love the WWE Universe, they're doing anything to distract Orton!"
Orton has a stroll around the ring for a while and looks like he smelled a fart. Locks in a better STF than Cena does.
Reversed into a crossface by Cena...
Orton hits an AA for 2
HazySaiyan
Banned
"I owe you one, pal"
yeah apparently he was hurting real bad after the rumble
and he did nothing
I love Taker but I really have no interest in seeing him trying to carry a match with Reigns while injured. Reigns certainly can't carry an injured Taker.
the best was JBL during the championship ceremony.
the DANIEL BRYAN chants are deafening. triple h has to stop talking about the epic moment in time that is orton vs cena 9010930934092379834789
silence from commentary, and then finally JBL:
"they're having fun!"
Orton was never a Wyatt, he's a viper playing a long con. "If you can't beat em, join em."
Skyward Sheep
Banned
Personally I think Jericho/Owens will almost certainly be on the card, just not for the Universal Championship. Maybe the U.S. title? I have a feeling that since Goldberg is booked for Fastlane, he'll take the title from KO there and face Brock at Mania for it. Brock goes over, sets up a feud for Roman to conquer the beast and win the title at Summerslam.
Might be completely off the mark, but its just my two cents.
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
Guys, I haven't marked out at anything in awhile like I have watching Samoa Joe make his RAW debut. He and Rollins are going to kill it.
....good lord. What if Roman accidentally causes Taker to get a career ending injury?
There isn't even a way to book that. They set up Strowman vs Owens and Sami Zayn vs Jericho at Fastlane last night. Goldberg was challenged by Lesnar for Mania already.....no title involved, just Lesnar wanting to end Goldberg once and for all.
If they suddenly switch gears and give Goldberg a title shot at Fastlane it would be out of left field.