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[Jimmy King]

It's kind of crazy Foley was able to manage using up all his goodwill from those HIAC spots.

 

[Macho Madness]

Mick Foley makes his final plea for the Royal Rumble: https://www.facebook.com/RealMickFo...28288.126269440736536/997619733601498/?type=1

 

[MC Safety]

Picture of New York.

I miss Roy Rodgers.

They used to be all over New York. Of all the fast food chains to be hugely sentimental over, Roy's is it.

 

[Fox318]

It's kind of crazy Foley was able to manage using up all his goodwill from those HIAC spots.

He did go to TNA.

 

[Jimmy King]

I'm sure WWE are adjusting their plans accordingly now. Thank you, Foley. Where can I watch your santa movie or see your comedy act?

 

[Macho Madness]

I'm an idiot.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Mick Foley makes his final plea for the Royal Rumble: https://www.facebook.com/RealMickFo...28288.126269440736536/997619733601498/?type=1

Vince won't do this now just to piss Foley off.

 

[Man God]

Faker than brother Stro's heel turn on wrasslin.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Fox318]

I'm sure WWE are adjusting their plans accordingly now. Thank you, Foley. Where can I watch your santa movie or see your comedy act?

Its on Netflix. I watched part of it during a x-mas party and there are some real fucking loons in it.

 

[Jimmy King]

I thought about warning you all about that Booker T story, but I then thought "surely no one is going to buy that as real on GAF"

Fucking hell.

 

[UberTag]

Not sure if real, but if true:

Wrestling great Booker T performs “spectacular” citizen arrest during armed robbery

You're not sure if THIS is real?

“It really was spectacular. My employees say it was just like on the television – he did his famous “scissor kick” to subdue the gunman and followed it up with what they call “The Spinaroonie” (breakdancing manoeuvre).”

Let's get back to the important business of sharing gifs of WWE superstars pointing at stuff.

 

[Macho Madness]

Sarcasm, fellas.

 

[DMczaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHhAc0WqOc

Why is Triple H trying to use a mafia boss accent when he talks about Sting?

 

[BronsonLee]

Goddamnit Wesker read the whole article!

 

[lovely ladies]

I miss Roy Rodgers.

They used to be all over New York. Of all the fast food chains to be hugely sentimental over, Roy's is it.

They only exist in rest stop form now. I liked their fried chicken better than KFC.

 

[imBask]

I'm an idiot.

“It really was spectacular. My employees say it was just like on the television – he did his famous “scissor kick” to subdue the gunman and followed it up with what they call “The Spinaroonie” (breakdancing manoeuvre).”

sounds about right

 

[Xater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHhAc0WqOc

Why is Triple H trying to use a mafia boss accent when he talks about Sting?

Because Sting is the Vigilante. Like Batman you know?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I'm an idiot.

 

[DMczaf]

Because Sting is the Vigilante. Like Batman you know?

Wait, that actually makes sense after Wyatt and Ambrose recited every line from The Dark Knight during their feud.

One of those 26 writers is Guzim or me.

 

[lovely ladies]

Wait, that actually makes sense after Wyatt and Ambrose recited every line from The Dark Knight during their feud.

One of those 26 writers is Guzim or me.

"No more berried wrestlers!"

 

[Fox318]

You're not sure if THIS is real?


Let's get back to the important business of sharing gifs of WWE superstars pointing at stuff.

 

[Macho Madness]

 

[imBask]

oh yeah that's right, it's WM sign pointing season starting from sunday!

 

[BronsonLee]

"No more berried wrestlers!"

Very well. Take the Cenaman into custody.

 

[DMczaf]

Triple H with some history and science lessons in this interview. #Dinosaurs #Evolution

 

[Fox318]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHhAc0WqOc

Why is Triple H trying to use a mafia boss accent when he talks about Sting?

"The Vigilante"

 

[Macho Madness]

 

[lovely ladies]

Very well. Take the Cenaman into custody.

I wish Sting wears a Batman like battle suit and the trench coat is made out of memory cloth at WM.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

For fucks sake, whoever made this gif needs their computer immediately taken away. You don't need such abysmal quality in a gif that's only a few seconds long, damnit!

Hey, be nice to Sting. He's old, not that he was ever any good. But "abysmal"?

 

[Sephzilla]

So why doesn't HHH just fire Ziggler/Roman/Ryback again?

 

[DMczaf]

So why doesn't HHH just fire Ziggler/Roman/Ryback again?

Because he's fair.

 

[Macho Madness]

This has never been blatantly explained on air, but it's because the Authority characters want to come off with the semblance of being fair. They're not actually fair, but you're supposed to know that just by watching the show and seeing how they act. Not everything needs to be beaten over your head.

 

[Sephzilla]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIcIIBTJA6o#t=62

WHY DOESN'T DENT JUST SHOOT THE JOKER RIGHT THERE?!

 

[UberTag]

So why doesn't HHH just fire Ziggler/Roman/Ryback again?

You're not supposed to ask logical questions like that.

 

[Jimmy King]

Has it ever been explained why they hate John Cena? Or why they would want Seth Rollins on their side when he kayfabe can't get anything done when it comes to matches?

 

[JPeeples83]

Not really. They just kind of had the Authority hate Cena for no reason before...I think MITB or at MITB. It came out of nowhere then and it's never been expanded upon.

 

[Sephzilla]

Has it ever been explained why they hate John Cena? Or why they would want Seth Rollins on their side when he kayfabe can't get anything done when it comes to matches?

Because Cena didn't want to play ball with The Authority and wanted shit done his way.

 

[Macho Madness]

Has it ever been explained why they hate John Cena? Or why they would want Seth Rollins on their side when he kayfabe can't get anything done when it comes to matches?

It's pretty simple. They don't like John Cena because he's a fair man who just wants a fair fight, a fair chance at the championship. The Authority, who want to seem fair, but are not actually fair, do not like it. Seth shares their views.

This shit isn't hard, people.

 

[Masquerader]

Has it ever been explained why they hate John Cena? Or why they would want Seth Rollins on their side when he kayfabe can't get anything done when it comes to matches?

Bear in mind that these are the same people who hired a far past his prime demon and a mentalist whom's track record for betrayal is legendary and generally hates Triple H, in favour of more effective allies that they could possibly reason with. They're... Not very smart at this sort of thing. Kinda like Mr McMahon, then. :c

 

[Fox318]

I can't wait till Reigns unleashes his Gulliver's Travels promo before the rumble.

 

[Jimmy King]

It's pretty simple. They don't like John Cena because he's a fair man who just wants a fair fight, a fair chance at the championship. The Authority, who want to seem fair, but are not actually fair, do not like it. Seth shares their views.

This shit isn't hard, people.

That's a dumb explanation.

I expect more in depth analysis from your Observe subscription.

 

[DMczaf]

It's really weird when you meld "A heel is the future of the company!" storyline with Vince's booking philosophy that heels can never win clean.

 

[Fox318]

It's really weird when you meld "A heel is the future of the company!" storyline with Vince's booking philosophy that heels can never win clean.

Are heels even heels?

Regal had the brass knuckles and the crowd hated him for it. Where are the low blows, sneak attacks, joint shots, submission maneuvers?

Rollins celebrates with J&J and helps them when they are in trouble.

Where is the heel factor?

 

[DMczaf]

Are heels even heels?

Regal had the brass knuckles and the crowd hated him for it. Where are the low blows, sneak attacks, joint shots, submission maneuvers?

Rollins celebrates with J&J and helps them when they are in trouble.

Where is the heel factor?

He tried to murder Edge inside Nakatomi Tower. That's kinda bad...

 

[Fox318]

He tried to murder Edge inside Nakatomi Tower. That's kinda bad...

But he didn't actually do it?

When was the last time we saw a heel do a heel thing in the ring?

Run ins don't count.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Are heels even heels?

Regal had the brass knuckles and the crowd hated him for it. Where are the low blows, sneak attacks, joint shots, submission maneuvers?

Rollins celebrates with J&J and helps them when they are in trouble.

Where is the heel factor?

They're not allowed to do things like that anymore. Seriously.

 

[Sephzilla]

He tried to murder Edge inside Nakatomi Tower. That's kinda bad...

Funny thing about all of that is that when Rollins actually tried to stomp Edge, Cena was able to run in and stop him in plenty of time. So Cena just brought back The Authority because he wanted to.

#CenaWasHeelTheWholeTime

#FreeRoboCop

#RoboCopAvatarRumble

 

[avengers23]

Come back, Chris Masters.

 

[DMczaf]

Funny thing about all of that is that when Rollins actually tried to stomp Edge, Cena was able to run in and stop him in plenty of time. So Cena just brought back The Authority because he wanted to.

#CenaWasHeelTheWholeTime

#FreeRoboCop

#RoboCopAvatarRumble

Cena was able to save Edge while not shooting Rollins in the balls, though.

#BanRobocop #LooseCannon #BallShooter