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January Wrasslin' |OT2| Stop watching this garbage and get HBO Go
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MrPressStart
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Think about it.. I think it was last year... or the year before... they had the cena/ rock match planned for a whole fucking year. Nothing this year.
yesssssssssssss can't wait!
Rock/Cena being planned a year in advance pretty much handcuffed what they could do though.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
what? why? your crazy
Because it's so unbelievably forced in order to have a psuedo tragic ending and have Gary Oldman read a terribly corny monologue. Just blame Dent's murders on the fucking Joker and be done with it.
Rock/Cena killed every match booking wise. The feud ruin Awesome Truth, made the Miz look like a joke despite his push, buried CM Punk's title reign and made Bryne look like a damn joke. Nothing good came out of that feud and when the match happened...it left us with nothing but a gassed up Rock and a stiff boring match.
MrPressStart
Member
Yeah.. but in a way that was a good thing..
I have been thinking about thait and it will never happen.. but what about..
HHH vs. Sting vs. Undertaker... that way nobody gets hurt with a loss and Taker can retire on somewhat of a good note.
Screw HHH vs Sting entirely. Have Sting fight Taker. Put Ziggler against HHH.
MrPressStart
Member
Yeah... but who wins between Sting and Taker? 2 guys that have been out of the ring a year??? Taker looses 2 in a row or Sting looses his first match? Cant see that happening. I do like Zigler against HHH... because HHH will take the loss as he is a company man now.
If we could get a good match out of Taker and Sting I'd actually consider fighting to a draw. When was the last time we actually had a well fought draw at Wrestlemania?
Trigger Warning
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MrPressStart
Member
Lesner rematch against Rollins (Hayman turns on Brock)
HHH vs. Sting
D. Bryan against HHH
Zigler vs.???
Show vs. Reigns
Wyatt vs. ???
Usos vs. Kratos clones vs. Mizdow vs. Star/golddust
Bella vs. Bella
Shamus vs. ???
Rusev vs. ??? (Hulk Hogan???)
HHH vs. Sting
D. Bryan against HHH
Zigler vs.???
Show vs. Reigns
Wyatt vs. ???
Usos vs. Kratos clones vs. Mizdow vs. Star/golddust
Bella vs. Bella
Shamus vs. ???
Rusev vs. ??? (Hulk Hogan???)
Jimmy King
Member
I think the Mania card to utilize everyone important would be:
Rollins/Reigns for WWE WHC
Cena/Rusev
Orton/Wyatt
Sting/Triple H
Bryan/Brock
Ambrose & Ziggler vs Kane & Big Show or some shit, I don't know
problem there is Rollins/Reigns isn't main event caliber compared to Sting/Triple H or Bryan/Brock
Rollins/Reigns for WWE WHC
Cena/Rusev
Orton/Wyatt
Sting/Triple H
Bryan/Brock
Ambrose & Ziggler vs Kane & Big Show or some shit, I don't know
problem there is Rollins/Reigns isn't main event caliber compared to Sting/Triple H or Bryan/Brock
Royal Rumble FACT
Batista has entered 5 Royal Rumbles.
Batista has made it to the final four in each Rumble he has participated in.
Batista has won 2 Royal Rumbles.
Batista has eliminated a total of 17 superstars from the Royal Rumble.
Batista has only ever been eliminated by Undertaker, a combination of Triple H/Cena, and himself by running over the ropes.
Batista is last year's Royal Rumble winner.
FACTS.
Batista will return this Sunday.
Batista has entered 5 Royal Rumbles.
Batista has made it to the final four in each Rumble he has participated in.
Batista has won 2 Royal Rumbles.
Batista has eliminated a total of 17 superstars from the Royal Rumble.
Batista has only ever been eliminated by Undertaker, a combination of Triple H/Cena, and himself by running over the ropes.
Batista is last year's Royal Rumble winner.
FACTS.
Batista will return this Sunday.
MrPressStart
Member
1 20 minute television timelimit (Tully Blanchard rules)
Serpentine
Banned
Cool of them to finally do Cody/Goldust while Cody is working a weak gimmick and they're both jobbers
Dick Justice
Banned
Macho Madness
Member
I don't get this Verendus gimmick. Is it satire or meant to be taken seriously
I take it as seriously as the Bryan gimmicks
Dick Justice
Banned
New Wrestlemania card:
Batista vs. Brock Lesnar - WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H vs. Sting
John Cena vs. Undertaker
Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt
Daniel Bryan vs. Rusev
It's time WWE rights their wrong from last year, and gives Batista his third win and much earned title win. I'll be happy with this card.
Just gonna print this out and post it to WWE HQ. I'm sure it'll arrive there by Monday.
There is not a lie in that post. Batista is probably the strongest Royal Rumble competitor after Stone Cold Steve Austin and Hulk Hogan.
Batista vs. Brock Lesnar - WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H vs. Sting
John Cena vs. Undertaker
Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt
Daniel Bryan vs. Rusev
It's time WWE rights their wrong from last year, and gives Batista his third win and much earned title win. I'll be happy with this card.
Just gonna print this out and post it to WWE HQ. I'm sure it'll arrive there by Monday.
How is it a gimmick when I'm informing you of genuine truths?
There is not a lie in that post. Batista is probably the strongest Royal Rumble competitor after Stone Cold Steve Austin and Hulk Hogan.
Masquerader
Member
Makes sense. But at the same time, I'm kinda upset, 'cause unlike almost every other wrestler before their retirement, he's better than he's ever been.
UberTag
Member
This is far better than most of the cards people have posted. Nicely done.
That's because Swagger has a consistent character for 2 years that people can recognize. When Swagger runs in everyone thinks "Oh here comes USA, FUCK YEAH"
Who is Cesaro though? I thought he was a rugby player, then he was heel foreigner US Champion, then he was a yodeler, then he was an all American(?), then he became a main event contender against orton & cena and was involved in the higher card, then he won the first ever Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal, but then he feuded with Swagger and no one gave a shit because it was Swagger, then he stopped being a Heyman guy and became miscellaneous heel and he is still just that guy.
Cesaro has shown time and time again that he can enter a match where the crowd doesn't really know who he is, but by the time the match is over they're all involved in it.
Arrowgigantic
Member
Macho Madness
Member
Layla's out with a knee injury according to PWInsider.
Masquerader
Member
You may mock, but I bet the useless finger (you know the one, we all have it) on my left hand that it's the most likely outcome we'll see. Even though it's bloody miserable.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was done. Her last injury was her knee, and she's been at retirement age for a while.
Macho Madness
Member
I don't know, you're the one convinced Batista is somehow going to return to WWE on Sunday.
This is the worst news in WWE history. Please don't let it be true.
Jimmy King
Member
I miss Zeb. I hope he returns and finds better work for himself.
I'm sorry man. She's 37.
Stone Cold has won 3 times, entered 6 Royal Rumbles, and eliminated a total of 36 superstars. His AER (average elimination rate) is 6, with a 50% success rate.
Hulk Hogan has won twice after entering 4 four Royal Rumbles, and eliminating a total of 27 superstars. His AER is 6.75, with a success rate of 50%.
Batista has won twice after entering 5 Royal Rumbles, and eliminating a total of 17 superstars. His AER is 3.4, with a success rate of 40%
Shawn Michaels has won twice after entering 12 Royal Rumbles, and eliminating a total of 39 superstars. His AER is 3.25, with a success rate of 16.66%.
Stone Cold earns top spot thanks to a historic three wins, unmatched by any other. Hulk Hogan, and Batista naturally follow in the silver and bronze positions. Shawn Michaels is no Mr. Royal Rumble.
My facts are the truth.
D
Deleted member 47027
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that sucks, can't imagine she's not close to retiring
You go to hell when you die. I'm, so, upset. This probably means retirement
Again, because you had lady scheduling problems
24 hours before the WWE Rumble.
Thanks, pal.
D
Deleted member 47027
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Fox318 where's our divas?
I still want Diva Month, where we all rep divas. Let's make it March!
