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[Data West]

Fox318 where's our divas?

I still want Diva Month, where we all rep divas. Let's make it March!

A cold day in hell, friend.

 

[strobogo]

I'm sorry man. She's 37.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

QUEEN Layla has deserved a rest. WWE isn't going to do anything with their women wrestlers and the last time she was a manager she stole my heart

I wouldn't mind making her character a less shouty British Lana

 

[MrPressStart]

Is it me or does Lord Steven Regal look younger as the years go by? Damn... I remember dude like 20 years ago it seems and he looked rough...

 

[Data West]

WWE definitely needs a female biker punk gang like The Black Devils. Except no one in their roster would fit it.

Is it me or does Lord Steven Regal look younger as the years go by? Damn... I remember dude like 20 years ago it seems and he looked rough...

He tanned a bit. It helped a lot. And getting off the drugs too.

 

[strobogo]

I'm sorry man. She's 37.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Don't feel so bad Stro. Layla has aged like fine wine.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Don't feel so bad Stro. Layla has aged like fine wine.

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

 

[Sephzilla]

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Spoiler

but there was a gaf thread a week ago that said the juice is just pee

 

[Data West]

Spoiler

but there was a gaf thread a week ago that said the juice is just pee

We all know the weird shit Sunny's into.

 

[bean breath]

I mean, there are signs that would lead you to believe Bryan's winning. So WWE, Bryan etc. are doing their jobs correctly in building intrigue for the Rumble.

Bryan did another interview today talking a Lesnar title match at Mania. A smart fan would think WWE would tell him to stop talking about it if it wasn't happening.

Smart fans might also check that Bryan's autobiography release date got moved up to just days after Wrestlemania.

There's signs. Do we believe them? Should we? I don't know. I'm not getting my hopes up.

And then Roman Reigns did a bad interview yesterday with the whole "if you're not a wrestler, you can't criticize" garbage. Yuck.

Oh, you hate your life. It all makes sense now.

 

[strobogo]

Don't feel so bad Stro. Layla has aged like fine wine.

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

 

[ggnoobIGN]

Stone Cold has won 3 times, entered 6 Royal Rumbles, and eliminated a total of 36 superstars. His AER (average elimination rate) is 6, with a 50% success rate.

Hulk Hogan has won twice after entering 4 four Royal Rumbles, and eliminating a total of 27 superstars. His AER is 6.75, with a success rate of 50%.

Batista has won twice after entering 5 Royal Rumbles, and eliminating a total of 17 superstars. His AER is 3.4, with a success rate of 40%

Shawn Michaels has won twice after entering 12 Royal Rumbles, and eliminating a total of 39 superstars. His AER is 3.25, with a success rate of 16.66%.

Stone Cold earns top spot thanks to a historic three wins, unmatched by any other. Hulk Hogan, and Batista naturally follow in the silver and bronze positions. Shawn Michaels is no Mr. Royal Rumble.

My facts are the truth.

Eh, if we're going by wins and losses he's not Mr. Wrestlemania either. It's his performances that make him that. Him going number 1 then eliminating Bulldog and then his epic bout with Undertaker are probably the two best endings to a RR ever imo. And yeah he still does have the record for eliminating dudes.

 

[bean breath]

31 years ago today, friends.

DMczaf was born?

 

[Plywood]

Jeez, even then he didn't get much sleep.

 

[Verendus]

Eh, if we're going by wins and losses he's not Mr. Wrestlemania either. It's his performances that make him that. Him going number 1 then eliminating Bulldog and then his epic bout with Undertaker are probably the two best endings to a RR ever imo. And yeah he still does have the record for eliminating dudes.

Listen.

Okay.

Fuck Shawn Michaels.

Spoiler

Not really, but still. Come back at my facts like this!

 

[bean breath]

Of course these 5000-1500 year old religions are outdated in 2015. They're all stupid and should have no bearing on the modern world. You might as well be following some old viking or Greek gods shit.

No, you're stupid.

 

[Plywood]

What cereal was he eating? I can't read the label.

 

[Cagey]

What cereal was he eating? I can't read the label.

Honeycombs.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

What cereal was he eating? I can't read the label.

Honeycomb I think. Tony must eat alot of honeycomb since I still see him eating it in season 4.

Coincidentally my favorite cereal.

 

[Data West]

Bean is shooting

 

[Professor Beef]

Honeycombs.

Damn good cereal.

 

[jred2k]

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

I think Layla has fermented.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Honeycomb is so damn good. Some weird as fuck marketing back in the day though.

 

[Sokantish]

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

but... Tupac told me that the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice

 

[Data West]

So Grey Goo is pretty dope.

 

[bean breath]

Lol what immediate back tracking. This thread talks about how dope NXT women are all the time. This community raves about Charlotte and Sasha. And joshi. And stuff like Shimmer gets mentioned pretty regularly. The women matches at all the NXT specials were all very highly rated here. This is not the community to drop the "I see people shitting on women wrestling and it is probably sexism" shit. All so you can plug your blog. Come on, son. Be involved with the community. Alucard and myself do a lot more than just plug our stupid wrestling blogs.

You can't just be in here non stop plugging your blog and not join in with the discussions. That kind of shit is looked down on in every community and GAF as a whole. If you join the discussion of the thread, perhaps people would actually acknowledge some of your blog stuff.

Oh bullsh*t. You're not involved in this community. What a load of horse dung. Non-stop plugging his blog? That guy posts a link maybe once a week. You want spamming? Look in the mirror, kid.

 

[strobogo]

Tony loves his Honeycombs. By far his favorite cereal. If he's eating cereal, dollars to donuts it is Honeycombs. He sometimes eats it straight from the box by hand.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

bean breath still one of our finest posters. I love his energy.

 

[bean breath]

... Hrm. I might start a blog for writing up about wrestling, if I ever get the time to do so. It sounds pretty fun.

It is fun, if only to spite Strobogo's b*tch a**.

 

[Vylash]

Oh bullsh*t. You're not involved in this community. What a load of horse dung. Non-stop plugging his blog? That guy posts a link maybe once a week. You want spamming? Look in the mirror, kid.

are you saying he's got donkey dung for brains? or are you saying he's full of something else?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

are you saying he's got donkey dung for brains? or are you saying he's full of something else?

Don't be an ash-hole, CureVylash.

 

[strobogo]

Oh bullsh*t. You're not involved in this community. What a load of horse dung. Non-stop plugging his blog? That guy posts a link maybe once a week. You want spamming? Look in the mirror, kid.

 

[bean breath]

For those who enjoy both MMA and WWE - would you rather see Lesnar stay in WWE or go back to MMA, whether it be UFC or Bellator?

That's like liking both Israel and Palestine. That's like liking Strobogo's gifs and his writing.

 

[Verendus]

Oh bullsh*t. You're not involved in this community. What a load of horse dung. Non-stop plugging his blog? That guy posts a link maybe once a week. You want spamming? Look in the mirror, kid.

Taking a page right out of Joan Cena's playbook, and making him proud.

 

[StevieWhite]

I shill my blog at least twice weekly. What does that make me?

 

[Verendus]

I shill my blog at least twice weekly. What does that make me?

It makes you this.

 

[StevieWhite]

For those who enjoy both MMA and WWE - would you rather see Lesnar stay in WWE or go back to MMA, whether it be UFC or Bellator?

Bellator. They'd burn him out too quick in the UFC. They really need to get behind the concept of the MMA squash like Pride did.

 

[GorillaWithDandruff]

God damnt Layla why'd it have to be you.

Honeycombs are the fucking shit.

Damn, Bean keeps it real af.

 

[Plywood]

In the year 2020 every wrasslegaffer will have a blog.

 

[Dick Justice]

1/3rd of way down the page

<100 PPP Peasant.

 

[strobogo]

Beansie, why do you try to hurt me?

 

[Masquerader]

I don't mean to go too off-topic Stro, but you've done that already anyway, so here is something you'll likely appreciate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGZinTeodc

 

[bean breath]

Don't lie to these people, Sunny. WrassleGAF is a haven for heterocis scum to objectify female athletes with sexualized animated GIFs as some kind of sad attempt at internet kudos.

It's almost like they feel the need to trumpet their overt heterosexuality in the face of so much muscled-up, male on male contact lest anyone dare assume differently.

 

[Cagey]

Just realized the wwe house show tonight is 2 miles from my office. I can see the trucks outside. Going alone would be sad tho.

 

[bean breath]

If Zeb came back. Told Rusev that he hadn't forgot the injury at their hands. Said something about enlisting an old friend to right this wrong and that theme hit with Cesaro walking out. He would be made

Cesaro was an East German. He's commie scum.

 

[bean breath]

Dunno. Can you view anything on twitch? Can you find twitch.tv/sunnybuns with your phone?

I tried looking for it on the mobile app and it took me to a podcast.

 

[strobogo]

Just realized the wwe house show tonight is 2 miles from my office. I can see the trucks outside. Going alone would be sad tho.

Just say that your guest is 2-3 rows behind you.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

Gonna need a source on your hotscoopz dirtsheetz over here.

cagesideseats

they've been both right and wrong before on rumors

 

[StevieWhite]

It makes you this.

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls. Love it.