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Thats like,the whole point of Jehovahs WitbessesSo I just got some Jehovah's Witness missionaries knocking on my door (first time I've experienced this, maybe this is just their modus operandi)

Thats like,the whole point of Jehovahs WitbessesSo I just got some Jehovah's Witness missionaries knocking on my door (first time I've experienced this, maybe this is just their modus operandi)
Is this a thing? I might have fucked up.
Well I mean if they said that upfront, they wouldn't get nearly as much attention from people. Hell you yourself probably would've stopped the conversation from the beginning had it started with "Hi, we're Jehovah's Witnesses going around hoping to help the blind and teach them the good word".
Yes, once you take a pamphlet they never leave you alone. My girlfriends 18 year old son took from some people that stopped at our house and they come back like every weekend now.
They were not "straight up lying".
People have different approaches when they go door to door, there is not one template.
Some people's faith is in the fact that deaf and infirm people will be healed when they are in paradise.
Usually these people have had family members who have suffered or have been through hardships.
Try harder to try and stir up the typical anti religious hate for thread jollies.
They were not "straight up lying".
People have different approaches when they go door to door, there is not one template.
Some people's faith is in the fact that deaf and infirm people will be healed when they are in paradise.
Usually these people have had family members who have suffered or have been through hardships.
Try harder to try and stir up the typical anti religious hate for thread jollies.
This is why I never take off my fedora and official "I'm an atheist, ask me about my lack of religion!" shirt.
So I just got some Jehovah's Witness missionaries knocking on my door (first time I've experienced this, maybe this is just their modus operandi) and they just straight up lied about who they were and what they were doing. Not even something like being a bit dishonest about the reality of their organization. They told me they were from an organization that helps the deaf/blind and that they were canvassing the neighborhood looking for deaf/blind people who might need help. At this point I still thought they actually were from such an organization, but then she pulls out a JW flyer and points to the big JW.ORG and says this website has lots of great information for deaf/blind people. Jehovah, would I have liked to see the look on my face the moment she pulled that one. Ultimately they just hand me the flyer and leave, so thankfully not too much trouble for me. But like, what the fuck was that?
I accidentally answered the door one time wearing nothing but butt huggers. It's not a pretty sight. So I didn't realize until the door was open and they were standing there kind of like "uhhh...." and then they turned around and left. No trouble since then, hooray for accidents.
My fam is non denomination Christians and we find Jehova witnesses annoying af. My Granny told them to fuck off and slammed the door in their face lol
So I just got some Jehovah's Witness missionaries knocking on my door (first time I've experienced this, maybe this is just their modus operandi) and they just straight up lied about who they were and what they were doing. Not even something like being a bit dishonest about the reality of their organization. They told me they were from an organization that helps the deaf/blind and that they were canvassing the neighborhood looking for deaf/blind people who might need help. At this point I still thought they actually were from such an organization, but then she pulls out a JW flyer and points to the big JW.ORG and says this website has lots of great information for deaf/blind people. Jehovah, would I have liked to see the look on my face the moment she pulled that one. Ultimately they just hand me the flyer and leave, so thankfully not too much trouble for me. But like, what the fuck was that?
Another day, another thread dedicated to bashing JW's. You were approached by a sign language congregation that was trying to determine the deaf and blind population in the area. To us, what we do is helping people and the preaching work is something Jesus instructed his followers to do. If a witness coming to your door gets you so riled up that you start a thread on GAF, next time just ask them to pit you on a do not call list. We have those. We are taught how to speak eloquently and fluently in our ministry, because we want to create interest with people we meet. Sometimes we don't lead with who we are at the start due to peoples automatic bad reactions. The idea is, if we can get people to relate to us on a personal level they can be more receptive to our literature, or even the next JW we meet. Hopefully that explains what happened.
The open mocking in JW threads is so disappointing. A thread about Islamic religion isn't going to get all these "brave" posters who want to chime in so loudly their disdain for a faith and its people.
"lol"My fam is non denomination Christians and we find Jehova witnesses annoying af. My Granny told them to fuck off and slammed the door in their face lol
You took their pamphlet OP, now you have been marked.
Another day, another thread dedicated to bashing JW's. You were approached by a sign language congregation that was trying to determine the deaf and blind population in the area. To us, what we do is helping people and the preaching work is something Jesus instructed his followers to do. If a witness coming to your door gets you so riled up that you start a thread on GAF, next time just ask them to pit you on a do not call list. We have those. We are taught how to speak eloquently and fluently in our ministry, because we want to create interest with people we meet. Sometimes we don't lead with who we are at the start due to peoples automatic bad reactions. The idea is, if we can get people to relate to us on a personal level they can be more receptive to our literature, or even the next JW we meet. Hopefully that explains what happened.
The entire crux of JW is "misinterpreted" scripture, where they will put in a few words that change the entire meaning of a verse. The least the deserve is some pity.
Maybe get rid of dangerous bullshit like denying blood transfusions and modern medicine to members and children and we'll stop mocking.The open mocking in JW threads is so disappointing. A thread about Islamic religion isn't going to get all these "brave" posters who want to chime in so loudly their disdain for a faith and its people.
Please. Islam gets plenty of mockery too (and plenty of butthurt apologists who whine about islamophobia and "respecting beliefs", as if any belief were inherently worthy of respect).The open mocking in JW threads is so disappointing. A thread about Islamic religion isn't going to get all these "brave" posters who want to chime in so loudly their disdain for a faith and its people.
In my former VBS warrior days, I had to do research on them and their scripture usage. Well aware of their tactics.I'm not sure if you're aware, but there are many different interpretations, sects and denominations of Christianity out there.
In my former VBS warrior days, I had to do research on them and their scripture usage. Well aware of their tactics.
Yep, it's honestly sad, they don't even get the charismatic leadership or societal advancement of joining a proper cult. They get all the overwhelming negatives of congregational Christianity with the added weirdness of being a cult and thus, designed to bilk them out of their money.
Pity really is the only think you should feel for them.
Yep, it's honestly sad, they don't even get the charismatic leadership or societal advancement of joining a proper cult. They get all the overwhelming negatives of congregational Christianity with the added weirdness of being a cult and thus, designed to bilk them out of their money.
Pity really is the only think you should feel for them.
You took their pamphlet OP, now you have been marked.
So I just got some Jehovah's Witness missionaries knocking on my door (first time I've experienced this, maybe this is just their modus operandi)
Maybe one of these could help when the don't stop coming.
I told them I worship the devil and sent them away. I haven't had one bother me since.
Jehovas Witnesses are pretty obnoxious around here. They rang my door for months and months. I always saw them on the door camera but never answered them so they just came back the next week at exactly the same time lol.