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[Drinky Crow]

104 MB RAM
2x Gekko
2x Flipper

if we're LUCKY we get some SM 3.0 shader ops

Johnny Nighttrain am served; coy Nintendo fanboy groupie am served CLASSIC DRINKY CROW

AHUAHUAHUA


GAMECUBE TURBO IS OFFICIAL

GCT NOW OFFICIAL ACRONYM

 

[littlewig]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3563851287771914772&q=DDR

DDR!!

 

[koam]

I'll give you full credit on this one, Gamecube Turbo indeed but I don't think we needed an extra thread.

 

[FightyF]

What will it be?

GameCube 1.5
Xbox 1.2
or
N64.5?

 

[White Man]

Why is teh Fraudtrain allowed to post his lies, but demi's love isn't accepted here?

FREE DEMI!!

 

[Drinky Crow]

oh YES we did

GAF is about pwnage as much as it is fanboys, and this my friend is what you're gonna find for the next five years under the Wikipedia entry for "fuckin' pwned"

 

[koam]

What will it be?

GameCube 1.5
Xbox 1.2
or
N64.5?

Drinky nailed this one, so Gamecube Turbo it is.

 

[Mr Jared]

This thread makes my heart smile as it only furthers my belief that Johnny Nighttrain will be 40 years old some day, still lying on internet message boards about his "insider connections" at Nintendo.

 

[Mrbob]

lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Gamecube Turbo is actually a badass name. Nintendo should call it that.

 

[Drinky Crow]

 

[PhatSaqs]

Gamecube Turbo

:lol

 

[Doube D]

bahahahahahah, that bum finally got served. insider my booteee

 

[Drinky Crow]

Let's dig up some classic E3 2005-era quotes from Johnny and other purported insiders!

 

[koam]

Why don't you just tag him

 

[Gahiggidy]

Did NightTrain say anything about holograms?

 

[pilonv1]

:lol :lol Johnny Ownedtrain

 

[Drinky Crow]

I am no longer a mod because I decided that faking impartiality wasn't fun in the slightest

 

[FightyF]

"Turbo" sounds cool though. And I just can't associate that with a Nintendo product.

 

[pilonv1]

GCN will die, but GCT will live on forever.

 

[SolidSnakex]

He nows says it'll be able to do the SSBM intro in real time. So this

x2 =

?

 

[tapedeck]

I bought a DS yesterday. Best purchase Ive ever made.

 

[PhoenixDark]

...

Sanctioned trolling FTW? -_-

 

[Drinky Crow]

Oh, it'll probably able to do something pretty darn close to the SSBM intro models in real-time.

 

[Goreomedy]

I'm partial to calling it Gamecube²

 

[Musashi Wins!]

Goreomedy for the name win.

Anyhow, nice to see the fraud finally put to rest. Internet make people wacky!

 

[Nerevar]

GAMECUBE TURBO IS OFFICIAL

GCT NOW OFFICIAL ACRONYM

:lol :lol :lol :lol

that's just perfect.

First "retard pack", then "gamecube turbo". I love the internet.

 

[the year 20XX]

GAMECUBE 2: GAMEHYPERCUBE

 

[Excelion]

Deadmeat was 100% right on the specs: mem, cpu, gpu :lol

 

[3rdman]

Hey while we're at it, why not include that other gut...Ariel? What was his name? He was posting up a storm telling people to watch out for Nintendo at E3...remember? Perhaps it was from there that Nightowned got his info?

 

[dorio]

Was Johnny banned? If so I vote that we invite him back to laugh at him.

 

[dillingerx]

Lmao nightrain. What a flop. Easily the biggest joke of gaf

 

[Ninja Scooter]

He nows says it'll be able to do the SSBM intro in real time. So this

x2 =

?

i don't see why thats not entirely possible?

 

[sc0la]

Nintendo Snubcube
I tried to find a 36 faced polyhedron but this was better :lol

 

[Drinky Crow]

SHOUT OUT TO REIROM MIDAS NETAL AND CHARLES CHAPLIN OF INTERNET

FUTURE AM BRASIL TOTAL

AHUAHUA

 

[Ark-AMN]

We should set up a time to beat the crap out of Nightfraud next E3.

 

[soundwave05]

I think Nintendo might be bringing back to Famicom name (as the global name to boot).

They are releasing the Famicom Game Boy here in North America for instance which is pretty odd.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Poor johnny. Having said that..

Peter Moore thread FTW.
Oh and that GIF of your scorpion avatars face on whoever it is dancing just plain ROCKS. have I said that tonight?

 

[Gahiggidy]

Oh, it'll probably able to do something pretty darn close to the SSBM intro models in real-time.

Isn't the polygon count from those characters off the chart?

 

[FightyF]

Plus, the remote shouldn't be called the "Revmote", but rather the "Wand". It adds a feminine touch, which is perfect because it's the Rev's version of the GC pursehandle.

 

[bitwise]

Why don't you just tag him

phantomile co

rearrage the letters and you get:

emphatic loon

 

[dynamitejim]

IT IS WISE TO BELIEVE THERE WILL BE MORE BEATINGS.

And those SSB:M intro models were probably already attainable in the game. It's not like it was pushing the limits of the GC with it's N64+ quality backgrouds.

 

[Mr Jared]

We should set up a time to beat the crap out of Nightfraud next E3.

First you'd have to get him to break down and admit he doesn't actually have access.

Then you'd have to give him access.

THEN you could follow through with your plan. Seems like a lot of effort for some kid who can't afford a decent haircut.

 

[Vennt]

Bringing up an old point, but surely it should be the Turbo Gamecube, not Gamecube Turbo

 

[SickBoy]

Bringing up an old point, but surely it should be the Turbo Gamecube, not Gamecube Turbo

Turbo Gamecube Nintendo....

 

[shantyman]

Give Nintendo a break, they are actually showing excellent business acumen. They are going after the untapped market of Tiger Electronics!

 

[bobbyconover]

GAMECUBE 2: GAMEHYPERCUBE

You've posted a lot of stuff that's made me want to publicly name you as best poster on the forum, but I've always held off. This one pushes me over the edge!!

 

[SolidSnakex]

i don't see why thats not entirely possible?

That's why i'm asking since it doesn't look so bad if they can do that in adventure games.

 

[Matlock]

this is an awesome thread that NEEDS this revolution screenshot!

 

[Sho Nuff]