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JOHNNY NIGHTFRAUD MOCKERY THREAD

104 MB RAM
2x Gekko
2x Flipper

if we're LUCKY we get some SM 3.0 shader ops

Johnny Nighttrain am served; coy Nintendo fanboy groupie am served CLASSIC DRINKY CROW

AHUAHUAHUA


GAMECUBE TURBO IS OFFICIAL

GCT NOW OFFICIAL ACRONYM
 
I'll give you full credit on this one, Gamecube Turbo indeed but I don't think we needed an extra thread.
 
oh YES we did

GAF is about pwnage as much as it is fanboys, and this my friend is what you're gonna find for the next five years under the Wikipedia entry for "fuckin' pwned"
 
This thread makes my heart smile as it only furthers my belief that Johnny Nighttrain will be 40 years old some day, still lying on internet message boards about his "insider connections" at Nintendo.
 
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Did NightTrain say anything about holograms?
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Drinky Crow said:
GAMECUBE TURBO IS OFFICIAL

GCT NOW OFFICIAL ACRONYM

:lol :lol :lol :lol

that's just perfect.

First "retard pack", then "gamecube turbo". I love the internet.
 
Hey while we're at it, why not include that other gut...Ariel? What was his name? He was posting up a storm telling people to watch out for Nintendo at E3...remember? Perhaps it was from there that Nightowned got his info?
 
I think Nintendo might be bringing back to Famicom name (as the global name to boot).

They are releasing the Famicom Game Boy here in North America for instance which is pretty odd.
 
Poor johnny. Having said that..

Peter Moore thread FTW.
Oh and that GIF of your scorpion avatars face on whoever it is dancing just plain ROCKS. have I said that tonight?
 
Drinky Crow said:
Oh, it'll probably able to do something pretty darn close to the SSBM intro models in real-time.
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Isn't the polygon count from those characters off the chart?
 
Plus, the remote shouldn't be called the "Revmote", but rather the "Wand". It adds a feminine touch, which is perfect because it's the Rev's version of the GC pursehandle.
 
IT IS WISE TO BELIEVE THERE WILL BE MORE BEATINGS.

And those SSB:M intro models were probably already attainable in the game. It's not like it was pushing the limits of the GC with it's N64+ quality backgrouds.
 
Ark-AMN said:
We should set up a time to beat the crap out of Nightfraud next E3.

First you'd have to get him to break down and admit he doesn't actually have access.

Then you'd have to give him access.

THEN you could follow through with your plan. Seems like a lot of effort for some kid who can't afford a decent haircut.
 
Bringing up an old point, but surely it should be the Turbo Gamecube, not Gamecube Turbo ;) :P
 
Give Nintendo a break, they are actually showing excellent business acumen. They are going after the untapped market of Tiger Electronics!

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the year 20XX said:
GAMECUBE 2: GAMEHYPERCUBE

You've posted a lot of stuff that's made me want to publicly name you as best poster on the forum, but I've always held off. This one pushes me over the edge!!
 
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