Join me into full Half-Life 3 copium madness

BELIEVE?

  • Makes sense

    Votes: 20 21.3%
  • Yes

    Votes: 18 19.1%
  • Absolutely - HL3 2025

    Votes: 44 46.8%
  • 3 is the trifecta knot - Triquetra - Infinity!

    Votes: 12 12.8%

  • Total voters
    94
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Yawl slow. Half-Life 3 was released in the form of a blog, leaving Gordon Freeman stranded in an interdimensional void. Half-Life 4? That's Gordon's story as the protagonist in Prospero! The real question is, where's Half-Life 5? Get up with me!!
 
I want to believe, but in the tweet about voice acting he said he didn't know what he was working on until a few weeks in when the director told him. How could he not know if he was playing G Man?
 
I want to believe, but in the tweet about voice acting he said he didn't know what he was working on until a few weeks in when the director told him. How could he not know if he was playing G Man?
He could've meant that he doesn't know whether it's Half-Life 3 or some spin-off game (like Alyx) or some cross-media stuff.

Yes... I am on full copium.
 
Nothing to cope here. It's real.
Of course it is. But probably vr by the looks of it….
I think it'll most likely feature both VR and non VR versions kinda like RE7. Unlike Half Life Alyx which is a prequel spinoff, a mainline Half Life would be huge and meant to sell lots of copies so doubt they'll make it VR only.
 
Mainly the community of Half-Life went totally insane with the Mike Shapiro tweet, the voice actor of G-man.

This tweet



#Valve #Halflife #GMan #2025

The image he's showing is an album cover for his music. WTF? Ok dead end. Done and gone.

Now, before we continue, put on your tinfoil hat
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The album cover is this



See something in the window?

197

• The song is 3:17 minutes, which is 197 seconds :pie_thinking:

• The previous release window between the previous Mike Shapiro song was... 197 days

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• 197 on the periodic table is ... Gold 197 is the ONLY in the list of 41 isotopes of gold that has no Half-Life (stable)


• Mercury -197 has an HALF-LIFE OF 3 DAYS

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• The lyrics of his 3:27 song, Best long dog

Code:
Among the best long dogs known to man
Among the best long dogs ever known
When your nose is wet you can paw the world
When your back gets busy there's no end to you
When your eyes get shiny and your coat is black,
You're the best dog known to man
The best dog in the world
There's a siren song from the cabin
When it's locked tight, long dogs will flop
Have chugged remains and a nod on ball,
That's the work of the best bad dog of all
Sure the best dog, dog known to man,
Can't tell a dog paw from a man hand
Foot starts stomping and the roots don't grow,
Cause the best dog known knows a do-si-do
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
Best not to be a squirrely red hand
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
Every dog around getting with the same plan
Your eyes get shiny and your coat is black
You're the best dog known man
The best dog, dog in the world
There's a siren song from the cabinet
When it's locked up tight, long dogs will fret
Half chewed remains and a knot on ball
That's the work of the best bad dog in all
But you're the best dog, dog known to man
Can't tell a dog paw from a man hand
But it starts stomping and the roots don't grow
Cause the best dog now knows it does, you know
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
I listen up to these squirrels here and here
The best known, best known, I'll go to me
Every dog around, I'll get you in the state of mind
The best dog, I would say to me
The very best known to man, dog
Yeah, talking about the best dog

What is the word at the 197th word?

Code:
Among the best long dogs known to man
Among the best long dogs ever known
When your nose is wet you can paw the world
When your back gets busy there's no end to you
When your eyes get shiny and your coat is black,
You're the best dog known to man
The best dog in the world
There's a siren song from the cabin
When it's locked tight, long dogs will flop
Have chugged remains and a nod on ball,
That's the work of the best bad dog of all
Sure the best dog, dog known to man,
Can't tell a dog paw from a man hand
Foot starts stomping and the roots don't grow,
Cause the best dog known knows a do-si-do
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
Best not to be a squirrely red hand
You're the best dog, best dog known to man
Every dog around getting with the same plan
Your eyes get shiny and your coat is black
You're the best dog known man
The best dog, dog in the world
There's a siren song from the cabinet
When it's locked up tight, long dogs will fret
Half

• Last but not least, what happens if you put 1 9 7 on a clock ?

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Now why would Mike Shapiro do this?

He did hint in the past he would announce a game he's been working on via twitter (during Alyx promotion, so another game)

His 2020 USGamer interview



And his 20th anniversary speech ".... waiting for the moment to speak"



And Valve has done ARG marketing campaigns in the past, "Alternative reality game" promotion. They did it for Portal 2


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What do you think? Join me in full copium mode?


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Does anyone know when the embargo drops? Kinda surprised there's no review thread for this one already.

 
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