Aight here is the draft for the Part 5 OT, atm the Subtitles I have in mind include
OT aka JoJo Part 5 anime thread
OT Something in Italian
OT Nella corte del Re Cremisi (In the court of the Crimson King)
Bigger ver. of this
Introduction
Welcome one and all to the animated adaptation of Part 5 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
This new Part takes place in fair and beautiful Italy, home of fashion, art and
yakuzamafiapizza (Mozzarella~). Going forward, the series' trademark fabulousness, fashion and Stands with ridiculous powers are taken up to Eleven AND BEYOND.
For MAXIMUM enjoyment, watch the show with friends and/or family who have never watched JoJo before and watch joyfully as their mind goes numb from the absurdity!
Why not also take a screenshot from the episode and put it up on Social Media for all your followers and friends to see, and chortle at their failed attempts at comprehending the insane footage before their phone's screen.
The story
While Part 4 wasn't heavy on having a primary plot, Part 5 on the other hand does.
Part 5 follows
Giorno
Giovana, a teenager not just with ATTITUDE, but charisma, style, fortitude and, most important of all, a DREAM. It this DREAM that pushes him forward in this madcap odyssey he is about to embark; Giorno Giovana
No more need be said; now you know the plot, get your poses ready, cuz it's about to get FABULOUS.
The lead fasion models
(^Gonna need a better ver. of Prince in the yellow suit)
Giorno Giovana is a teenager with a most peculiar dream and he will let nothing and no one get in his way to achieve it. Aided by golden Stand and crazy ass Italian donuts hairdo he will embark on a quest to achieve his dream.
Is he a brown biscuit or the most fashionable shade of brown in the world? Regardless
Bruno is not one to be trifled with as he a member of the gang 'Passione', yet what interest does he have with Giorno? Does he wish to earn his friendship? Could he be a long lost childhood friend of Giorno's?! STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!