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July Wrasslin’ |OT| The Ring’s a Field, the Field of War, That’s Where We Lay the Law

strobogo

Banned
do i have to type KENTA in all caps

Yes you lazy fuck


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I got how KENTA can get over guys! Book him with Heyman when he comes up to the main roster and have him be a monster using GTS and Running Knee as finisher and Heyman will go on mic saying "This is the better CM Punk! This is the better Daniel Bryan! Worship the future of the WWE!" Mega heat and can keep his moves because the crowd will think he's copying two of the most recent over guys in years in the WWE.
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THEN PUNK AND BRYAN WILL RETURN AND HAVE A HANDICAP MATCH JUST LIKE THIS.

spoilers btw
 
6,200 attended WWE's Sumo Hall show in Tokyo - better than W-1's 3,500 from earlier in the month, not quite as good as New Japan's 8,500 for Invasion Attack last April.
 
It's too bad El Local ruined any chances of stepping in the ring again after Takeover. Would love to see him feud with the man called Kenta.






Goddam Paige.
 
So he gets tortured, and then is able to fight a second later? Is there ANY selling in these Raid movies?

Not a chance in hell when Kenta's around.

The dude was tortured for like 3 minutes, a man of his skill could easily pick himself up. Especially with another pair fists at his side.
 

somedevil

Member
Friends, Raw has not had a 3.0 rating since the last time Bryan wrestled a match. I think we can make conclusions, but I'm not going to.

PWTorch did.

Him missing hurts the and would help but its hard just to go by ratings without including viewership. In May viewership was down 122,000 viewers compared to last year but in June the viewership was up 195,000 viewers compared to last year.
 
Friends unfamiliar with KENTA, watch this;

KENTA vs Genichiro Tenryu - (NOAH 2005/08/10)

Probably more of an advert for Grumpy Old Tenryu than anything, but goddamn I love this match. I LOVE IT, MAGGLE!! Worth noting that KENTA was just out of his rookie phase here, showing disrespect to the veteran Tenryu and trying to prove he could hold his own as a heavyweight. Anywho, no matter who you are, it's probably not the best idea to try and cheap shot Tenryu.
 
I haven't watched that in a while, I'll have to check it out.

Not the biggest fan of KENTA here either, but I do love seeing him act like a cocky bastard and then get decimated for it. The Kobashi match was pretty good in that regard, iirc. If I was more of a KENTA fan I'd probably post one of his matches with Marufuji or Nakajima, but once you've seen one, you've seen them all.
 
WCW commentary was never good. Even their few highlights were marred by a constantly below average performance. Schiavonne came off as a prick suckup, Bischoff was a prick, Tenay sounded like some dork mark, and Heenan never sounded like he wanted to be there. They also talked over each other constantly.

Ventura was still gold, but he can't carry Schiavonne.

Schiavonne prick? i'll fuckin shank you.

Yes you lazy fuck


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stro, review the final Strikeforce show. should be easy to find:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strikeforce:_Marquardt_vs._Saffiedine

bunch of fun squash matches.

not from that show, but Great Nate aging Tyron Woodley brain 30 years in 2 seconds:

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Man God

Non-Canon Member
WCW commentary was never good. Even their few highlights were marred by a constantly below average performance. Schiavonne came off as a prick suckup, Bischoff was a prick, Tenay sounded like some dork mark, and Heenan never sounded like he wanted to be there. They also talked over each other constantly.

Ventura was still gold, but he can't carry Schiavonne.

I guess you've never heard the good word of Straight Shootin' Stevie Ray, sucka.
 

Big One

Banned
Friends, Raw has not had a 3.0 rating since the last time Bryan wrestled a match. I think we can make conclusions, but I'm not going to.

PWTorch did.
I dunno with Bryan injured I'm just not interested in anything in WWE right now. I'm not watching RAW but instead just watching clips from RAW.

The only thing really worth watching right now is Ambrose beating the shit out of Rollins and Wyatts. Before we had Shield, Wyatts, Bryan, PUSHED Cesaro, Bad News Barrett, Batista heelin', etc. Now all we got is Wyatts and Ambrose.
 
I dunno with Bryan injured I'm just not interested in anything in WWE right now. I'm not watching RAW but instead just watching clips from RAW.

The only thing really worth watching right now is Ambrose beating the shit out of Rollins and Wyatts. Before we had Shield, Wyatts, Bryan, PUSHED Cesaro, Bad News Barrett, Batista heelin', etc. Now all we got is Wyatts and Ambrose.
Kind of how I felt after Punk left. You always at least had a Punk match or promo on every show, and he always delivered in some way. Then it was all Bryan, who didn't appeal at all to me, but I understood why others cared, and I marked like crazy for him leaving the Wyatts anyway.
 

Big One

Banned
If Sting comes back with this theme and surfer gimmick I'll lol hard. I always thought it would be funny for Sting to debut in WWE in surfer gimmick, with a gimmick of out-of-touch old timer who still think he's hot shit a big deal. Aka an "old man" gimmick, cause he's already living it anyway. Then you can build up an entire arc where he changes into crow Sting and gets "serious" and leads into a match with Undertaker at Wrestlemania. But they broke the streak so meh...whatever.
 

Gorillaz

Member
I hope Sting comes back just to descend into the arena throwing out copies of 2k15 to everyone. Then never returns

#SoRealYouCanFeelIt
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I really can't watch ECW. It's pretty much everything I hate about wrestling. The only thing I like is Mike Awesome in music video form and Taz.

edit: And Tajiri.
 

strobogo

Banned
I really can't watch ECW. It's pretty much everything I hate about wrestling. The only thing I like is Mike Awesome in music video form and Taz.

edit: And Tajiri.

I agree for the most part. It really doesn't hold up at all. It's not fun to watch all those brains being scrambled. And that super loud ring bothers me immensely.
 
Watching ECW, it seems like Tony Mamaluke nearly died an inordinate amount for the promotion. Dude was always taking some ridiculous bump, making chumps like RVD look good.
 
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