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July Wrasslin |OT| The Game, The Kane, The Pain, and The Insane (AJ)
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That's some mission impossible shit right there.
Keyser Soze
Member
THE WEDDING IS PERFECT!
No WWE wedding goes to "plan" and I cannot see a better person ruining away with the Bride
#ambroseweek
I couldn't post this last week, but JR blogged about Kane AGAIN.
"I've been extremely impressed with Kane the past several weeks as I have previously mentioned here. The veteran continues to deliver in a big way inside the ropes which is where it counts the most. Kane is a great success story as he migrated through the independent scene to earn a HOF level career in WWE. When I first saw Kane, it was in an arena of maybe 100 fans, he looked a great deal like Sycho Sid in size and wrestled under a mask known as the Unibomber. We had him come to a WWE TV, which I think was in Georgia, for a try out and officials were impressed with his size, athleticism and demeanor. No major star that I can recall has been easier to work with than the highly intelligent and articulate Kane. I have great respect for the man....even though he tried to BBQ me once upon a time."
http://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/wednes...es-rising-nxtbeef-jerky-sales-boomingflatuenc
"I've been extremely impressed with Kane the past several weeks as I have previously mentioned here. The veteran continues to deliver in a big way inside the ropes which is where it counts the most. Kane is a great success story as he migrated through the independent scene to earn a HOF level career in WWE. When I first saw Kane, it was in an arena of maybe 100 fans, he looked a great deal like Sycho Sid in size and wrestled under a mask known as the Unibomber. We had him come to a WWE TV, which I think was in Georgia, for a try out and officials were impressed with his size, athleticism and demeanor. No major star that I can recall has been easier to work with than the highly intelligent and articulate Kane. I have great respect for the man....even though he tried to BBQ me once upon a time."
http://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/wednes...es-rising-nxtbeef-jerky-sales-boomingflatuenc
Even if AJ and Bryan stay together and there's no swerve with them, if he just debuts and wrecks the place, it'll be awesome.
I really hope they know what they've got with Ambrose, the guy is godlike.
AJ needs a kick in her little ass.
I've had it up to here with her.
Eve however, is sexy :3
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
You
Will
Lose.
Then I will take Eve to 7-11 where I'll get Two Monster Drinks and a Oreo Brownie and she can get whatever she'd like a slurpee or something.
Then we'd snuggle and cuddle while I play Super Metroid.
I post this, and you people would rather talk about AJ and Eve? Then, get mad at me for a few Kane pics?
You people don't want real discussions! You want nonsense!
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
You losers don't even have her in your avatars.
How can you say you love her when you don't even have her in your avatars?
Or won't even eat her poop?
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
HA girls don't poop.
I saw her rear in those tight black shorts first.
Don't mess with the King of Games.
Eve will be the Queen of hearts in my deck.
Also McNei1y, have fun when my Brewers destroy your precious Nationals.
Keyser Soze
Member
I am going to have a sig now
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LIKES: MARYSE, ZIGGLER, BRYAN | HATES: JOHN CENA, TWILIGHT
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LIKES: MARYSE, ZIGGLER, BRYAN | HATES: JOHN CENA, TWILIGHT
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Kccitystar
Member
Proof.
And yes Ithil, best damn Heel faceoff ever.
What is this fuckery?
Perspicacity
Banned
I was okay with it because the project they have him working on with Santino sounds pretty great.
You guys want Eve? Here you go!
Fuck. I forgot he pimped everyone.
Keyser Soze
Member
Not Eve, Eve couldn't stand the smell of him.
He smells like Liquid Smoke.
Well I happen to like Twilight.
And you know who's got Maryse instead of just "liking" her?
DA MIZ!
OH MAN! Please, let this happen! This is hilarious, lol. Did you come up with this?
Keep telling yourself that, KOG.
That girl was his girl.
Face it.
This is fire. More than Kane's pyro's.
*grabs mic*
KOG... do you have any idea who you're calling out? I mean do you have any clue what you are getting yourself into? How can you be making such claims when you aren't even tasting the playoffs? You should know better! You're all King of Games this, King of Games that... but this time... you're nothing more than a Joker! You were once an up and comer in the Nationals fanbase... but it didn't turn out to be.
Come Sunday the 29th at Miller Park, I guarantee that the Nationals will walk away with the series from Milwuakee! You're about to see the Nattitude!
*drops mic and theme plays*
Keyser Soze
Member
Pristine_Condition
Member
Since you morans are fantasy booking this wedding thing to shit already, I'll come in and make the save...
As D-Bry and AJ are about to tie the knot, the priest does his traditional "if there is anyone who says this couple should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your piece..." bit, there's a long pause...
But no one says anything.
Then, just as the priest is about to fire up again, SARA DEL REY jumps the rail, gives AJ a massive clothesline, the Yakuza Kick of Doom, and Royal Butterflys AJ out of her shoes.
"I Object!!!" Death Rey says..."Daniel can't marry you, AJ!!! HE'S STILL MARRIED TO ME!!!"
As D-Bry and AJ are about to tie the knot, the priest does his traditional "if there is anyone who says this couple should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your piece..." bit, there's a long pause...
But no one says anything.
Then, just as the priest is about to fire up again, SARA DEL REY jumps the rail, gives AJ a massive clothesline, the Yakuza Kick of Doom, and Royal Butterflys AJ out of her shoes.
"I Object!!!" Death Rey says..."Daniel can't marry you, AJ!!! HE'S STILL MARRIED TO ME!!!"
He Sparkles with AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOMENESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LOL She didn't even touch him.
LOL Are you kidding my man. You know I did like the Nats a lot, in fact they were close to being my team if it wasn't for that twerp Link who nagged at me for picking winners.
Joker cards aren't even in my deck mister Mcnei1y. The King of Games is now going all out, I don't think you have any idea what the Brewers have in their deck. Axford? Corey Heart? Fiers? You're done for son. Just cause they lost tonight to those phony baloney Cardinals by one lousy point. Doesn't mean a thing.
HEART OF THE CARDS!
Perspicacity
Banned
Unfortunately I did, but I've sent the script to the pilot into the WWE in my writing portfolio along with the outline for a six month storyline about Heath Slater becoming a dark necromancer so that he can be assaulted by dead legends as well as the living. The payoff is for when he uses his new found powers to try and control the Undertaker, only to learn that Taker is already being controlled by Ultramantis Black.
The competing magics allow Undertaker to regain control of himself and they end up in a triple threat at Wrestlemania. Ultramantis gets the pin on Slater, allowing him to take over the streak while still preserving Undertaker's legacy.
yes... Yes... YES... YES! YES! YES!
Motherfucking gold!
You see this, folks? Become a Kanenite, and your imagination just explodes with brilliant ideas.
That's not a mask.
And it ain't makeup.
