I don't work on the game, I'm a journalist. Mark was polite but also a little bit bored. After our interview was over, he said that my microphone looks like "a dildo." I told him "that's not PG" and he answered "I'm not PG." We laughed about that for a couple of minutes and then he said something along the lines of "not that I'm used to seeing dildos."
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July Wrasslin |OT| The Game, The Kane, The Pain, and The Insane (AJ)
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I don't work on the game, I'm a journalist. Mark was polite but also a little bit bored. After our interview was over, he said that my microphone looks like "a dildo." I told him "that's not PG" and he answered "I'm not PG." We laughed about that for a couple of minutes and then he said something along the lines of "not that I'm used to seeing dildos."
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
We wish Jinder Mahal the best in all future endeavors.
BillRiccio
Member
Professor Jinder Mahal.
Shao Kahn Going Shopping
Banned
You really want to know?
Make him the motherfuckin WAR GENIE. Have him painted a blue or red color, and have him BEAT ASS all day.
Or you can go with his actual nationality, and have him be another lumberjack or somesuch. You know Vince loves those stereotypes. He asked for Saba Simba!
Make him Zack Ryder's sidekick Broski. It's gold, I tell you!
Give him personality. No "I'm better than you", we already have too many guys that do that with actual personality or got there before him.
Let him use more of the moves he knows, not just the same stiff standard training moves from FCW. He's never going ot be one of the best wrestlers in the world, but he knows some good martial art moves and did well to let Samoa Joe look good.
Use his entrance music to his advantage if they have to keep it. Put him up against highly active guys to make a stark contrast to his slower style. He could be good for build up matches that start slow and end in a "controlled frenzy" or whatever it may be.
Tiger, tiger tiger, TIGER KNEE!
Nah, Santino's Foreign Exchange buddy. Look at how well it worked for Kozlov
We rebrand him via WWE Films: No Holds Barred 2 as Thor, he gets to do crazy eyes and wear a hammer on a belt around his waist that he uses to beat superstars to fake death.
spindashing
Banned
That's pretty cool.
Maybe another gimmick could do him wonders. Or maybe, actually make him threatening by having him take out a few superstars to garner some sort of a heat.
Basically, anything to make his name known.
A Coin Snake and a flute.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
P45.
Nocturnowl
Member
this part of NXT is funny. such good acting from Aksana.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka60K0dRhbw#t=32m04s
Rileys rule number 6 is never trust a girl?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka60K0dRhbw#t=32m04s
Rileys rule number 6 is never trust a girl?
Perspicacity
Banned
Drop the current gimmick altogether and let him be a Canadian professional wrestler who happens to speak Punjab. Change up his moveset a lot, because he's not big enough for all of the generic hoss stuff he uses to look very good. I'd also revert him back to his indy name, Tiger Raj Singh, because how the hell do you not cheer for a dude name "Tiger Raj Singh".
what does he research?
I agree coin snake and flute. His entrance is he comes down from a floating rope in a big basket. Or we make Jinder the Indian Aladdin and we pay 1 guy from the Blue Man Group to be his Genie.
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
lol "How American of you"
Perspicacity
Banned
No lie, I could probably go for this.
I like my racist wrestling gimmicks to be SUPER racist or not at all. That's probably why Del Rio doesn't do it for me until they can link his fortune to the drug trade.
Riley shouldn't be a face, he's so much better suited to be a douchebro
Mr. Enigma
Member
Wrong thread.
Ha ha. That is fucking cool.
bean breath
Member
What does that mean?
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
who would reveal it?
SquashMatch
Member
I hope not. The other guys are fine but the leader would be too predictable, besides
Jeff Jarrett
BillRiccio
Member
Aerophysics. He has perfected the Missile Dropkick through his research.
Perspicacity
Banned
You could start a backstage segment off with Riley trying to score some blow.
Ultimately it would lead to the debut of DEA Agent/Professional Wrestler Colt Cabana.
Nocturnowl
Member
It's going to be revealed the Alberto's wink is in fact a signal to his men for them to start the next drug shipment, he'll have a faction of jobber fall guys to protect his "investment".
Pristine_Condition
Member
Why is it that ever since KenOD's post, I get this banner ad?
Wuthering_Heights
Banned
Goddamnit.
You know, I already didn't want to watch Smackdown. Completely forgot that Mysterio was back. Now I really don't want to watch.
You know, I already didn't want to watch Smackdown. Completely forgot that Mysterio was back. Now I really don't want to watch.
The Frankman
Banned
Do you know the anime?
you know the anime?
You gotta know the anime wah hey,
Do you know the anime?
you know the anime
Well, gotta know the anime wah hey, oh oh oh oh
Cause the tentacles will rise...
When the girl gets facilized...
Don't be blinded by the size,
of the penii...
you know the anime?
You gotta know the anime wah hey,
Do you know the anime?
you know the anime
Well, gotta know the anime wah hey, oh oh oh oh
Cause the tentacles will rise...
When the girl gets facilized...
Don't be blinded by the size,
of the penii...
British Monsoon
Member
Anyone watching the SHINE debut iPPV tonight? Only 10 bucks; http://www.wwnlive.com and it's just starting.
-Main Event - First Time Ever Dream Match: Sara Del Rey vs. Jazz
-Nikki Roxx vs. Rain
-Veda Scott vs. Kimberly
-Santana vs. Tina San Antonio
-Tracy Taylor & Su Yung vs. Allysin Kay & Taylor Made
-Reby Sky vs. Jayme Jameson
-Mercedes Martinez vs. Leva Bates
-Christina Von Eerie vs. Cherry Bomb
-Plus Live Event Hostess Daffney
Kimberly vs Veda Scott is up first.
-Main Event - First Time Ever Dream Match: Sara Del Rey vs. Jazz
-Nikki Roxx vs. Rain
-Veda Scott vs. Kimberly
-Santana vs. Tina San Antonio
-Tracy Taylor & Su Yung vs. Allysin Kay & Taylor Made
-Reby Sky vs. Jayme Jameson
-Mercedes Martinez vs. Leva Bates
-Christina Von Eerie vs. Cherry Bomb
-Plus Live Event Hostess Daffney
Kimberly vs Veda Scott is up first.
The Frankman
Banned
... did he call Vicki a donkey?
She's a chipmunk.
She's a chipmunk.
Wuthering_Heights
Banned
I'm smelling a tag match, playas!
the crowded reacted alot to him when he said that.
Darren "Black Cena" Young has become one of my favorite wrasslers lately. Hell, the PTPers are my favorite tag team. Too bad their only prime time jobbers for this company.PEACE.
lemme pick dat 'fro!
I thought we'd established that the tag team was all minorities. Hell, isn't this match the entire tag division at work? PEACE.