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He fluctuates between skinny fat and skinny ripped. He looks too thin compared to other guys his height in the WWE.
real_slime
Banned
Just signed up for the network again for tonight. MAN their video player sucks, I forgot about that. I'm taking a look at some vids while I'm in a wrestling mood and you just can't really skip around to the interesting bits at all.
Those pics are years old, he looks way better now and has for a while.
Those pics are years old, he looks way better now and has for a while.
dream
Member
31GhostsIV
Banned
Excited for the G-1 tomorrow, friends.
The only WWE product i've watched in three months was the Japan show, have I missed anything or is Raw still barely-watchable dog shit?
The only WWE product i've watched in three months was the Japan show, have I missed anything or is Raw still barely-watchable dog shit?
Officerrob
Banned
Saw Trainwreck with the wife this afternoon, and I'm pretty surprised WWE was cool with Cena being in that movie like that
I imagine they can't tell Cena shit at this point.
real_slime
Banned
I'd say it's been pretty cool for the last month or so. Lots of good matches and entertaining promos. Catch up on the Cena US title run and Lesnar/Seth.
Jimmy King
Member
Why can't WWE have all different kinds of body types?
31GhostsIV
Banned
I'll catch up then - I've heard good things about the Cena title run, but I have a fear this KO feud is heading towards a last man standing match at Summerfest where Cena buries him under the entire stage set before sending him to perpetual midcard hell against R-Truth or something.
avengers23
Banned
Sheamus: shitty as a face and as a heel. Where does that leave him other than enhancement talent?
Except he's big, and he's Trips's former boy, so we have to put up with the annual half-hearted Sheamus push for the next decade and a half.
Unused KOTR belt
I can see why it's unused. Might be the worse design during the WWF era.
On sheamus, yeah he's boring and bland. Dude does the same shit no matter if good or bad, he has the charisma of Eva Marie or a piece of board.
So damn boring.
Because they have 7 foot tall dudes and 6'8" guys in great shape so they have to book around that. If they didn't have those giant guys, they could just do like BJW and make the illusion that everyone is bigger than they actually are.
Mil Muertes is only 6'1"
avengers23
Banned
Also, Sheamus is a Muppet in storyline, and I'd rather put the title on Animal before I'd put it on Beaker's brother.
TimeEffect
Member
So it sounds like
is interfering in the
match, but what's going on with Rusev and Cesaro?
I would honestly dig a Rusev/Cesaro vs. Miz/Show
I'd also really like Rusev to turn into a face, without losing his heel character. He's just so cool.
Harper
Bray/Reigns
I would honestly dig a Rusev/Cesaro vs. Miz/Show
I'd also really like Rusev to turn into a face, without losing his heel character. He's just so cool.
Link?
Jimmy King
Member
Being the most popular promotion, WWE has the capability to help society by showcasing bodies of all shapes and sizes. They can send the message to kids that it won't matter what your stomach looks like when you've got a championship title around it.
Which reminds me, has the Hornswoggle Leprechaun movie come out yet and if so has anyone seen it?
Well if you want to know Rusev gets
Ziggler when he comes back from filming his movie
Cesaro probably gets
Owens. Owens wished him luck on his match with Rusev on Smackdown.
real_slime
Banned
Just taking a look at that famous interview Vince had with Bob Costas. Now obviously Vince is a fucking nutcase, and squirming to get out of things like that Trish clip they show, but Bob Costas isn't really right on here either. Vince actually makes a better case overall except for the fact that yeah, kids do watch wrestling and the way they treated women was so bad. Now they've fixed all that, kinda, so I guess Bob Costas won in the long run.
avengers23
Banned
Finally caught that guy prematurely celebrating in the Guilty Gear Xrd SIGN tournament match. Legit LOL.
Frecklestein
Banned
He almost got the runback in losers as well. Poor guy, at least he was a good sport about it. There was some dude that choked and cried in the finals of tekken the other night.
styl3s
Member
Who and why is crow going to be eaten?
Jimmy King
Member
it's some sort of allusion to Sting's role at SummerSlam
avengers23
Banned
This violence against Sting will not stand.
It's my awful way of saying 'boy that thread in OT is really something.' People in here talk about us complaining about other threads, but that one is REAL bad.
Sheamus could be good, fucking hell everyone on the roster (well mostly everyone) could be fucking fantastic but lol garbage booking.
Your champ is a castrated 2002 era HHH who isn't calling the shots, your big babyface project for the year has been shit from the rear end stalling like crazy from a show where you shit on your big heel project for the last two years in what should have been the match that made him, the babyface that everyone still loves is cast as an ex-Nickelodeon technician with a severe neurological condition that constantly has to fight garbage scripts, garbage finishes and garbage merch.
You've managed to make the brand new guy your trying to make feel slightly stale two months into his main roster tenure, everyone in the midcard is presented as a useless goober jobber, you have a McMahon take credit for introducing 3 potentially revolutionary talents in a fucking stupid ass mass brawl and you stick with an overarching story that you've stuck with for over a decade and a half while sucking the last bit of money from the husks old, near crippled men to try and sell out a stadium in Texas so you can lie about an attendance record for years to come.
Your champ is a castrated 2002 era HHH who isn't calling the shots, your big babyface project for the year has been shit from the rear end stalling like crazy from a show where you shit on your big heel project for the last two years in what should have been the match that made him, the babyface that everyone still loves is cast as an ex-Nickelodeon technician with a severe neurological condition that constantly has to fight garbage scripts, garbage finishes and garbage merch.
You've managed to make the brand new guy your trying to make feel slightly stale two months into his main roster tenure, everyone in the midcard is presented as a useless goober jobber, you have a McMahon take credit for introducing 3 potentially revolutionary talents in a fucking stupid ass mass brawl and you stick with an overarching story that you've stuck with for over a decade and a half while sucking the last bit of money from the husks old, near crippled men to try and sell out a stadium in Texas so you can lie about an attendance record for years to come.
I've been watching a lot of Lucha Underground,
avengers23
Banned
I understand how easy it is to be lost in the moment, so I'm not hating on him. Glad he has a sense of humor about it, and it creates a narrative for next time.
styl3s
Member
I, what? who? What is going on? I gotta stay more in the loop.
Jimmy King
Member
SummerSlam's seasonal setting and bright aesthetic demands a Surfer Sting appearance.
Yes, caught it on Netflix.
It is terrible to me as a horror fan, and terrible as a fan of the original series.
Takes itself too seriously.
But hey, some people liked See no Evil so some may like this.
Frecklestein
Banned
As a pro-wrestling fan, I eat that shit up.
But talking about other threads is what we do till wrasslin' is on
Jimmy King
Member
Frecklestein
Banned
are you going to be eating crow today?
Jimmy King
Member
no, if that's the case then Surfer Sting's presence is even more necessary
he's like the summer time santa claus, spreading joy across coastal regions
I honestly do not remember alot or actually any dialogue.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
avengers23
Banned
Ryan Reynolds is a rich man's Nat Faxon.
Some day, when someone writes the history of the WWE, they're going to analyze all the failed pushes of this generation.
Some day, when someone writes the history of the WWE, they're going to analyze all the failed pushes of this generation.
Someone please photoshop.
real_slime
Banned
Brock v Taker 2 might not be good. Brock needs to go up against guys who can move cos his whole thing is power and slowly asserting himself, and Undertaker is too old to provide a good counter force to that.
I really hope they don't fuck around toooo much tonight with Brock and Seth cos it could potentially be a great match with Seth's flippiness at 100%.
I really hope they don't fuck around toooo much tonight with Brock and Seth cos it could potentially be a great match with Seth's flippiness at 100%.
styl3s
Member
It's hard enough for me to accept his nic cage hair as it is imagining bleach blonde would just give me a stroke.