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[Cagey]

Personally, I think Mark Henry is about to crush it on Tough Enough next Tuesday. That southern drawl and smile will let him be the velvet hammer judge.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Aren't the Briscoes black?

What? No. I mean, if they are this is news to me, and I'm nobody to tell people they aren't black enough, but if they are, man, I'd be shocked.

 

[avengers23]

RE: Jay Briscoe

This essay on The Classical is a good examination of whether it matters where Jay Briscoe ends and Jamin Pugh begins.

 

[Striker]

Hayes isn't famous to cause a PR backlash with his behaviour. That's why he's still around.

He's still around because Vince, Triple H, Steph, and Co. sweep it under the rug.

 

[slightconfuse]

It all makes sense now.

How does a Hogan restaurant ban Bandanas???

 

[Data West]

"Ric Flair walked up to me and asked me, he said, '*****, you like working here'."

 

[spindashing]

It all makes sense now.

Might as well have posted #NoNikkas and be done with it, jeez.

 

[Fox318]

Whenever stories like this break out I always remember that Linda thought that she could be a senator while her husband and family worked in wrestling.

 

[krae_man]

Super awesome and successful Metal band Fozzy is performing a free outdoor concert in Kitchener tonight :lol

Report back Ubertag.

 

[Plywood]

moar

 

[Sephzilla]

I wouldn't be surprised if suddenly we get a backstage segment with Cena hanging out with New Day and PTP

 

[avengers23]

To the Buck Bumble theme:

Right about now it's time to reveal
that Hogan's racist

Hulk Hogan is a big ol' racist
Hogan hates black people

 

[Frecklestein]

I wouldn't be surprised if suddenly we get a backstage segment with Cena hanging out with New Day and PTP

 

[Kaladin]

To the Buck Bumble theme:

Right about now it's time to reveal
that Hogan's racist

Hulk Hogan is a big ol' racist
Hogan hates black people

To a point....he doesn't mind black people if they're nice and rich.

 

[OctoMan]

Wtf is up with Lanas hairy asshole/snatch

 

[Cagey]

To a point....he doesn't mind black people if they're nice and rich.

Only black dude Hulk Hogan had no problems with was Manute Bol.

 

[Xater]

Aren't the Briscoes black?

LOL no, but definitely homophobes. Not sure about racists, haven't heard something explicitly out of their mouths yet when it comes to that. Might have just missed it though considering Sunny's remark.

 

[Frecklestein]

Wtf is up with Lanas hairy asshole/snatch

I'm going to need some safe for work context, please.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Wtf is up with Lanas hairy asshole/snatch

That's a hell of a thing to throw down there at the bottom of a page

 

[Fox318]

http://danielolsen.co/post/123228603343/for-whatever-reason-i-listen-to-people-talk-about

 

[OctoMan]

I'm going to need some safe for work context, please.

That's a hell of a thing to throw down there at the bottom of a page

Sorry it was about those wrestler drawings from person hearing people about wrestling on the previous page.

 

[Sephzilla]

I'm disappointed Cena isn't just straight up Superman

 

[Gonzalez]

The Cena one is accurate.

 

[Frecklestein]

I'm disappointed Cena isn't just straight up Superman

Yo, it just clicked. When Superman died, there was so much hype and it was crazy. But DC panicked and brought him back almost immediately and sales tanked and the comic industry was never really the same. It's just like how WWE books Cena loses lol

 

[RP912]

Brer Wyatt looks like Jimmy Del Ray (RIP).

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Yo, it just clicked. When Superman died, there was so much hype and it was crazy. But DC panicked and brought him back almost immediately and sales tanked and the comic industry was never really the same. It's just like how WWE books Cena loses lol

Return of Superman was interesting. That whole Death and Return of Superman arc was great.

 

[OctoMan]

Brer Wyatt looks like Jimmy Del Ray (RIP).

He looks like Eugene

 

[Sephzilla]

Yo, it just clicked. When Superman died, there was so much hype and it was crazy. But DC panicked and brought him back almost immediately and sales tanked and the comic industry was never really the same. It's just like how WWE books Cena loses lol

Return of Superman was interesting. That whole Death and Return of Superman arc was great.

Everything about that arc is pretty good right up until Superman actually returns - that's where they massively botch the whole thing. Freckle is right though, comic book sales have never really recovered from that.

 

[Xater]

Return of Superman was interesting. That whole Death and Return of Superman arc was great.

The death part was great, the return not so much.

Batman is still right:

 

[Sephzilla]

Batman is still right:

Holy shit, Bruce throwing elbows down in the paint

 

[Frecklestein]

The death part was great, the return not so much.

Batman is still right:

 

[Mahonay]

I've always thought he should be fired if WWE legit cares about racism. They've proven time and time again that they don't (see Ricardo Rodriguez treatment). I'll always associate WWE with racism until there'so some kind of big shift within the company. Until then, they can go fuck themselves for letting the likes of Hayes go unpunished for so many years.

Their hand was forced with Hogan.


EDIT: while we're on the topic, as someone with a gay family member, fuck the Briscoe Brothers too.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

The death part was great, the return not so much.

Batman is still right:

lol, Batman is such a tryhard. Keep being a failure, you fucking asshole.

Batman is a cunt. Would rather lock people up with his money and live out a stupid bat fantasy instead of putting that money into improving the REASONS why crime is committed.

But no, go beat people up. That's the right way. Fuck you Cuntman.

 

[KingBroly]

If WWE cared about racism concerns, no one in charge would have a job, including Vince, HHH, Hayes, et al

 

[Mahonay]

If WWE cared about racism concerns, no one in charge would have a job, including Vince, HHH, Hayes, et al

True.

 

[real_slime]

Yeah they'd all need to fire themselves and all their buddies.

This thing is bringing out some stuff about WWE that suddenly makes me remember WHY wrestling is looked upon so poorly. It isn't because of guys like Daniel Bryan, or the good clean fun fighting storylines and matches, it's cos the company has got a rotten heart and always has.

 

[RP912]

All superheroes are assholes.

At least the Watchmen were honestly about their lack of fucks to the general public.

 

[Sephzilla]

lol, Batman is such a tryhard. Keep being a failure, you fucking asshole.

Batman is a cunt. Would rather lock people up with his money and live out a stupid bat fantasy instead of putting that money into improving the REASONS why crime is committed.

But no, go beat people up. That's the right way. Fuck you Cuntman.

At least Batman can get people into prison.

Superman, meanwhile, can't stop a bald man with no super powers at all.

 

[slightconfuse]

Ariel Helwani's annual interview with Punk

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/7/2...ng-with-ufc-cm-punk-discusses-journey-towards

 

[Xater]

lol, Batman is such a tryhard. Keep being a failure, you fucking asshole.

Batman is a cunt. Would rather lock people up with his money and live out a stupid bat fantasy instead of putting that money into improving the REASONS why crime is committed.

But no, go beat people up. That's the right way. Fuck you Cuntman.

You can't deal with the truth. Just like Supes who becomes a little bitch when he loses his powers.

 

[avengers23]

Yo, it just clicked. When Superman died, there was so much hype and it was crazy. But DC panicked and brought him back almost immediately and sales tanked and the comic industry was never really the same. It's just like how WWE books Cena loses lol

What if a monster wrestler (say, Rusev) defeats Cena with one of Rusev's hands tied behind his back and banishes him from the WWE only to see the rise of four replacement Johns Cena?

A black John Cena (hold your Darren Young jokes please)
A cyborg John Cena (dressed like Hakeem the Machine from WMAC Masters?)
A teenage John Cena (maybe dressed in Cena's original hot yellow shorts?)
A more aggressive, more violent John Cena (possibly a return to the Dr. of Thuganomics John Cena?)

 

[Frecklestein]

What if a monster wrestler (say, Rusev) defeats Cena with one of Rusev's hands tied behind his back and banishes him from the WWE only to see the rise of four replacement Johns Cena?

A black John Cena (hold your Darren Young jokes please)
A cyborg John Cena (dressed like Hakeem the Machine from WMAC Masters?)
A teenage John Cena (maybe dressed in Cena's original hot yellow shorts?)
A more aggressive, more violent John Cena (possibly a return to the Dr. of Thuganomics John Cena?)

and then Cena comes back with a mullet, wearing all black and beats the shit out of all of them..?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

At least Batman can get people into prison.

Superman, meanwhile, can't stop a bald man with no super powers at all.

You can't deal with the truth. Just like Supes who becomes a little bitch when he loses his powers.

"Here's reasons why Batman is a bad person"

Then you respond with "but Superman is a weenie"

Good case

 

[Sephzilla]

Bruce does give a lot of money away to help Gotham though. Unless you're thinking about Chris Nolan's Batman - because that's honestly one of the worst versions of him.

 

[miserable]

Only black dude Hulk Hogan had no problems with was Manute Bol.

what about Rodzilla?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

What if a monster wrestler (say, Rusev) defeats Cena with one of Rusev's hands tied behind his back and banishes him from the WWE only to see the rise of four replacement Johns Cena?

A black John Cena (hold your Darren Young jokes please)
A cyborg John Cena (dressed like Hakeem the Machine from WMAC Masters?)
A teenage John Cena (maybe dressed in Cena's original hot yellow shorts?)
A more aggressive, more violent John Cena (possibly a return to the Dr. of Thuganomics John Cena?)

The real John Cena is the more aggressive and violent one, but he has to spend some time in a chamber first.

Everyone thinks the cyborg Cena is real, but later he reveals his true plan.

 

[sf2fanatic]

L.a. Peeps. Nikki Bella is suppose to be in ch5 news in the upcoming half hour. Maybe a TD promo?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Bruce does give a lot of money away to help Gotham though. Unless you're thinking about Chris Nolan's Batman - because that's honestly one of the worst versions of him.

Why is Arkham Asylum such a shithole? Why are we using ASYLUMS for criminals?

Fuck the Batmans. A real Batman would live out of a box and do his best.

 

[Maaaaaardy]

I'm almost in hysterics at people going nuts with this. Yes, it was stupid, Hogan is an idiot and the rest of it. But at the end of the day (i'm not defending him, glad he's gone) it's just a few words from a guy that really you can question his mental state. Dude's nuts.

Also, thank GOD he isn't wrestling at 'Mania, brothers.

 

[avengers23]

You can't deal with the truth. Just like Supes who becomes a little bitch when he loses his powers.

Look at Superman lashing out at the people he loves when he loses his powers:

At least Cena just has the dignity of being momentarily legit shook and the moving on with his life and demeaning women.

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