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[Alucard]

Early 2016? What's your gimmick?

I'm giving the rest of the roster some time in front of the camera. Let them shine. I was responsible for a thread this year already. Too soon to start up another one. Give these youngsters some shine.

 

[British Monsoon]

We did just fine. A damn sight better than last month's abortion of a thread.

WrassleGAF doesn't deserve UltraViolence, because they're weak. What would THE MAN, Nick F'n Gage say? Something unintelligible and peppered with f-bombs, no doubt, but that's beyond the point. WrassleGAF lacks the blood, the pride to survive. The ring's a field, the field of war, where (once again) we lay the law.

LAYIN' THE LAW, ONCE AGAIN, PREPARE FOR WAR...
CZW!
AN EYE FOR AN EYE, TO LIVE AND TO DIE, YOU'VE BEEN DENIED...
C! Z! W!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

WrassleGAF doesn't deserve UltraViolence, because they're weak. What would THE MAN, Nick F'n Gage say? Something unintelligible and peppered with f-bombs, no doubt, but that's beyond the point. WrassleGAF lacks the blood, the pride to survive. The ring's a field, the field of war, where (once again) we lay the law.

LAYIN' THE LAW, ONCE AGAIN, PREPARE FOR WAR...
CZW!
AN EYE FOR AN EYE, TO LIVE AND TO DIE, YOU'VE BEEN DENIED...
C! Z! W!

Let's be honest. We pulled a gymnasium level crowd with gymnasium level ultraviolence. It's still one of my favorite things, but...the gate's gonna be the gate.

I really loved ToD3. I really legit did. Necro Butcher was the worst part, and even then, he was fantastic.

 

[Marvel]

How much do you think a jar of AJ's pee would go for

 

[British Monsoon]

I guess we could have a Kevin Nash month again, that'll really bring in the numbers.

 

[Data West]

You think Nick Gage was in the Aryan Brotherhood while he was in jail?

 

[Browny]

I guess we could have a Kevin Nash month again, that'll really bring in the numbers.

Or NWOvember...

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I guess we could have a Kevin Nash month again, that'll really bring in the numbers.

nWo thanks

 

[Carnby]

Now WWE can go back to shitting on Hogan's legacy. All is right in the WWE Universe.

 

[British Monsoon]

nWo would be better, that way I can just watch Chono & TenKoji matches and still feel like I'm participating

 

[RP912]

Smh I just want a TNA theme for August dammit.

 

[jmdajr]

I am always so incredibly bored when I see him on TV. I just don't care about him at all, but you guys all go bananas over his shtick. I guess it was just a generation thing, but I can't ever see him doing the Hogan thing in a wrestling ring again. Wonder if he will ever get booed or if people are too much of ass-kissing fanboys to care.

Ric Flair called Teddy Long a n*gger too. Guess he just hid his racism better than Hogan.

Nothing recent has been good. Just going through the motions.

 

[JavyOO7]

I must have watched Bret Hart snaps at least 20 times by now, and every time 'I don't know shit crybaby' still makes me laugh

https://youtu.be/FxCDDlSw9-A?t=2m30s

The best. Just the best...

 

[Cagey]

SheM Punk

 

[Data West]

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[Alucard]

Smh I just want a TNA theme for August dammit.

August: TN ain't no wAy they're getting saved this time

 

[spindashing]

SheM Punk



How much do you think a jar of AJ's pee would go for

That's enough WrestleGAF for me today.

 

[RP912]

August: TN ain't no wAy they're getting saved this time

Spoiler

I like it

 

[British Monsoon]

Well, there's no accounting for taste. Or a complete lack of it.

 

[Data West]

Well, there's no accounting for taste. Or a complete lack of it.

It's true. Some people like CZW and consider it professional wrestling.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Was bruiser brody a bad guy?

 

[Data West]

Was bruiser brody a bad guy?

He was wildly successful, so yes.
I'd be disappointed if he wasn't.

 

[RP912]

Was bruiser brody a bad guy?

He helped out with crowd control in NJPW. So he's a pretty stand up guy.

 

[British Monsoon]

Bruiser, by most accounts, was a stand-up guy who didn't take shit from anybody and spoke his mind without reservation. He was probably quite a bit of an asshole, but I don't know if he was a 'bad' guy. Made a lot of enemies, though.

It's true. Some people like CZW and consider it professional wrestling.

Hah. If that was meant to be a burn, it missed the mark by quite some margin! I watch and like CZW entirely because it's trash. So, I guess it's pretty similar to your Kevin Nash fandom?

 

[FallingEdge]

Bruiser, by most accounts, was a stand-up guy who didn't take shit from anybody and spoke his mind without reservation. He was probably quite a bit of an asshole, but I don't know if he was a 'bad' guy. Made a lot of enemies, though.



Hah. If that was meant to be a burn, it missed the mark by quite some margin! I watch and like CZW entirely because it's trash. So, I guess it's pretty similar to your Kevin Nash fandom?

remove the smiley bruh

we are #ShootNation

 

[dream]

I think CZW is the epitome of pro wrestling. It's guys literally ravaging their bodies without the pretense of being action-adventure stars in a big budget Hollywood blockbuster.

this is wrestling.

 

[Caspel]

Theoretical question: Where would these wrestlers be on the card in WWE nowadays if they were able to stick around regardless of injury, quitting, drugs, deaths, craziness etc.?

1 - Edge
2 - Christian
3 - Rey Mysterio
4 - Alberto Del Rio
5 - John Morrison
6 - Ethan Carter III
7 - Batista
8 - CM Punk
9 - Jeff Hardy
10 - Kurt Angle
11 - Lashley

Would any of these wrestlers who died young still be with WWE and if so, where at in the card? I didn't add in any wrestlers that would be older than 50 (Pillman, Bulldog, Bossman, etc.)

Eddie Guerrero (would be 47), Chris Benoit (would be 48), Umaga (would be 42), Kanyon (would be 45), Test (would be 40), Mike Awesome (would be 50), Crash Holly (would be 43), Lance Cade (would be 34), Owen Hart (would be 50).

 

[RP912]

Anderson/Naka match is not that bad. Probably the best match out of day 2.

 

[British Monsoon]

remove the smiley bruh

we are #ShootNation

It's not in my nature to be mean and I wouldn't want friend Data to think my comments were anything more than good-natured joshing

Spoiler

Kevin Nash does suck though, what a hack

 

[Zach]

He was wildly successful, so yes.
I'd be disappointed if he wasn't.

Why would you want someone to be a bad person?

 

[Data West]

Why would you want someone to be a bad person?

Because that's how you get to be successful in wrestling

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

Theoretical question: Where would these wrestlers be on the card in WWE nowadays if they were able to stick around regardless of injury, quitting, drugs, deaths, craziness etc.?

1 - Edge
2 - Christian
3 - Rey Mysterio
4 - Alberto Del Rio
5 - John Morrison
6 - Ethan Carter III
7 - Batista
8 - CM Punk
9 - Jeff Hardy
10 - Kurt Angle
11 - Lashley

Would any of these wrestlers who died young still be with WWE and if so, where at in the card? I didn't add in any wrestlers that would be older than 50 (Pillman, Bulldog, Bossman, etc.)

Eddie Guerrero (would be 47), Chris Benoit (would be 48), Umaga (would be 42), Kanyon (would be 45), Test (would be 40), Mike Awesome (would be 50), Crash Holly (would be 43), Lance Cade (would be 34), Owen Hart (would be 50).

Could see them maybe taking a chance with EC3, they would've pushed Punk after D-bry got hurt, and the rest would be mid card or gone.

 

[Zach]

Theoretical question: Where would these wrestlers be on the card in WWE nowadays if they were able to stick around regardless of injury, quitting, drugs, deaths, craziness etc.?

1 - Edge
2 - Christian
3 - Rey Mysterio
4 - Alberto Del Rio
5 - John Morrison
6 - Ethan Carter III
7 - Batista
8 - CM Punk
9 - Jeff Hardy
10 - Kurt Angle
11 - Lashley

Would any of these wrestlers who died young still be with WWE and if so, where at in the card? I didn't add in any wrestlers that would be older than 50 (Pillman, Bulldog, Bossman, etc.)

Eddie Guerrero (would be 47), Chris Benoit (would be 48), Umaga (would be 42), Kanyon (would be 45), Test (would be 40), Mike Awesome (would be 50), Crash Holly (would be 43), Lance Cade (would be 34), Owen Hart (would be 50).

Midcard for all.

 

[Cagey]

Owen Hart would be a trainer in NXT and frequent contributor to the WWE Network smash hit Swerved.

 

[Zach]

Because that's how you get to be successful in wrestling

I still don't understand. He's dead. How could being a bad person help his current stature? Why disappointment? You're a strange bird, Data West.

 

[jmdajr]

Theoretical question: Where would these wrestlers be on the card in WWE nowadays if they were able to stick around regardless of injury, quitting, drugs, deaths, craziness etc.?

1 - Edge
2 - Christian
3 - Rey Mysterio
4 - Alberto Del Rio
5 - John Morrison
6 - Ethan Carter III
7 - Batista
8 - CM Punk
9 - Jeff Hardy
10 - Kurt Angle
11 - Lashley

Would any of these wrestlers who died young still be with WWE and if so, where at in the card? I didn't add in any wrestlers that would be older than 50 (Pillman, Bulldog, Bossman, etc.)

Eddie Guerrero (would be 47), Chris Benoit (would be 48), Umaga (would be 42), Kanyon (would be 45), Test (would be 40), Mike Awesome (would be 50), Crash Holly (would be 43), Lance Cade (would be 34), Owen Hart (would be 50).

Hopefully close to retiring an putting guys over.

 

[Data West]

Owen Hart would be a trainer in NXT and frequent contributor to the WWE Network smash hit Swerved.

You forget something.

He's a Hart. Kanyone would definitely be a backstage guy.

 

[Professor Beef]

Kevin Nash is more legit - and I mean LEGIT legit - than Zandig. And you can quote me on that.

Hey Beef.



Macho Won.

#MachoWasRight

Macho Man was still trash to Elizabeth, brother. #ShootNation

 

[Pizoxuat]

I've been having a terrible day, so I decided to subscribe to NJPW world and watching some G1 Climax to make myself feel better. I've only seen Tanahashi vs Ibushi and Makabe vs Yano so far.

Tanahashi vs Ibushi was good, but man, that lengthy celebration makes me like Tanahashi less. The audience loved it, but it just feels like a heel move to me.

Makabe vs Yano wasn't good, but it was entertaining. And I will always root for Makabe after watching him review cakes and stuff on his sweets show.

 

[Caspel]

Midcard for all.

Even Edge? Dude is only 41 and left as a 7 time Heavyeight and 4 time WWE champion, one of their top heels. Sure, Rollins is similar to him now, but I believe he would be one of their top choices for a heel to put over their young talent.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

In a one title main event there's no room for Edge, he'd be where Jericho is now.

 

[klonere]

Even Edge? Dude is only 41 and left as a 7 time Heavyeight and 4 time WWE champion, one of their top heels. Sure, Rollins is similar to him now, but I believe he would be one of their top choices for a heel to put over their young talent.

Everyone is midcard. Except Cena. Because that's how wrestling works apparently.

 

[thefro]

Owen Hart would be a trainer in NXT and frequent contributor to the WWE Network smash hit Swerved.

Owen would have had a nice career ending run with Benoit/Jericho before retiring in the early 2000s.

 

[Caspel]

In a one title main event there's no room for Edge, he'd be where Jericho is now.

I guess if you qualify Cena and Orton as midcard in their current positions, then I can see that.

 

[Fox318]

Everyone would be buried and be forced to put over Cena, Reigns, Steph, and HHH.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

 

[Sephzilla]

Owen would have had a really good tail end to his career and probably would have had a good Taker match at Mania at some point too.

 

[Oersted]

Everyone would be buried and be forced to put over Cena, Reigns, Steph, and HHH.

Especially Triple H.

 

[Fox318]

Especially Triple H.

If Batista was back they would make HHH seem like the bigger star because he works in an office sometimes.

Batista just stars in movies now.

 

[FlammableD]