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[Professor Beef]

You play double dash?

I can't get past that start screen. That music is too good.

I managed to beat a world record holder in a few races a few years back. He gave me some tips afterwards (one of which is that Barrel Train is the best car in the game (which I already all but confirmed by that point)). Nice guy!

 

[Fox318]

Dan Ryckert, carny as fr*ck.

It's on !

 

[Man God]

You play double dash?

I can't get past that start screen. That music is too good.

Screw wrasslin, this is now a Double Dash appreciation station.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm actually so confident in myself, I would shoot put $500 on the line against Dumb Ryckert or Red Skull.

Hopefully someone got that last one.

 

[BronsonLee]

I'm actually so confident in myself, I would shoot put $500 on the line against Dumb Ryckert or Red Skull.

Hopefully someone got that last one.

NEEEEERRRRRDDDD *is punched*

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[travislopes]

Almost time for another round of NXT tapings...

 

[Anth0ny]

So, I don't get why gaming side is so hyped for Horizon. Looks like any other "cool" 3rd person action game in a sci-fi setting.

It looks good. That's usually enough for neogaf. Watch Dogs got a similar response when it was first revealed.

I can't get hyped for a game by guerilla games.

 

[Fox318]

I can't imagine Punk gave them a belt.

Is there a story behind this? Did WWE pay them to have the belt? I understand the connection that some teams had with a belt (Seattle/SF Giants with the Bryan connection, Green Bay with Aaron Rodgers Belt celebration, or even Boston/LA with the Cena connection.

 

[Fox318]

Almost time for another round of NXT tapings...

Have fun.

Make sure you yell at the Women for not blading, wrestlers for being fat, and titles not being decided in a scaffold match.

 

[BronsonLee]

I can't imagine Punk gave them a belt.

Is there a story behind this? Did WWE pay them to have the belt?

Lots of guys will just straight up buy replicas.

 

[Zach]

So, I don't get why gaming side is so hyped for Horizon. Looks like any other "cool" 3rd person action game in a sci-fi setting.

What other games have a similar setting? I'd like to play them. Especially if they include some fancy-pants mecha-dinos I can rock.

Really, the game that I think of is Enslaved: Odyssey to the West, which I loved mostly because of the setting and the characters. If it's like that, but with bow combat and the aforementioned mecha-dinos... whoa ho ho boy.

It looks good. That's usually enough for neogaf. Watch Dogs got a similar response when it was first revealed.

I can't get hyped for a game by guerilla games.

I understand that last bit. I've dabbled in the Killzone franchise (including beating the PS4 game) and it's pretty mediocre.

 

[Perspicacity]

WWE sends out belts to every team who wins a Super bowl/ world series/ Stanley cup. They have been for years now after some team was using a big gold belt in a lot of their press appearances.

 

[Fox318]

Lots of guys will just straight up buy replicas.

Oh I get that for parades and gifts but for photoshoots?

Everytime I see the network belt I'm reminded of how much fucking better older belts were and how shit the WWE Spinner belt is.

And this fucking abomination

 

[bean breath]

I'm actually so confident in myself, I would shoot put $500 on the line against Dumb Ryckert or Red Skull.

Hopefully someone got that last one.

Red Skull as a play on "red bone" when describing Xavier Woods' skin pigmentation.

Not funny and frankly in poor taste, Professor Beef.

 

[Data West]

does WWE even know the coaches names?

 

[BronsonLee]

Oh I get that for parades and gifts but for photoshoots?

They buy em all.

The champ is here.

 

[Maaaaaardy]

does WWE even know the coaches names?

I'd be shocked if they didn't considering they had Punk on board for like a decade. Plus the infamous bet he and Cena had which resulted in the fabulous picture of Cena giving Punk 20 dollars or something.

 

[travislopes]

Spoiler

Uhaa Nation working the dark match tonight before the tapings. He'll likely be debuting on TV in the next month.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

lol I watched the Last Guardian reveal, finally. Looks terrible. I hope yall love standing at the bottom of some stairs and using the call button repeatedly as that dumbass creature tries to figure out how to walk down stairs.

Fuckin stupid looking game

 

[Zach]

lol I watched the Last Guardian reveal, finally. Looks terrible. I hope yall love standing at the bottom of some stairs and using the call button repeatedly as that dumbass creature tries to figure out how to walk down stairs.

Fuckin stupid looking game

Did you like Ico or Shadow of the Colossus? SotC is one of my faves so I very much look forward to The Last Guardian.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Did you like Ico or Shadow of the Colossus? SotC is one of my faves so I very much look forward to The Last Guardian.

I liked SotC and hated Ico. Looks terrible, mannnnn

 

[Fox318]

lol I watched the Last Guardian reveal, finally. Looks terrible. I hope yall love standing at the bottom of some stairs and using the call button repeatedly as that dumbass creature tries to figure out how to walk down stairs.

Fuckin stupid looking game

I wouldn't say stupid but its pretty pathetic that all they have to show for it is practically what they showed so many years ago.

They should have had playable demos and if they didn't it just goes to show why Ueda doesn't deserve a budget.

 

[klonere]

Lots of people are pretty irate that they haven't been told the exact mechanics of every single system in No Man's Sky.

I've even seen it referred to as a "walking simulator"

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I wouldn't say stupid but its pretty pathetic that all they have to show for it is practically what they showed so many years ago.

They should have had playable demos and if they didn't it just goes to show why Ueda doesn't deserve a budget.

I laughed at people applauding the creator. "Ya did great pal, you missed an entire console generation, good work"

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Lots of people are pretty irate that they haven't been told the exact mechanics of every single system in No Man's Sky.

I've even seen it referred to as a "walking simulator"

Man, this one is cringeworthy as well. People going "whoaaaaaa" when someone presents them with procedurally generated galaxies. Wow, show me more. Yuck. Really a bunch of nothing.

 

[RP912]

Hi I'm Becky Lynch, and Steampunk is my favorite store in the Citadel

Shit...now I want to download Mass Effect.

 

[Nocturnowl]

You play double dash?

I can't get past that start screen. That music is too good.

See now you've got me humming that, the fixation on whistling Double Dash had was grand.

 

[Data West]

Man, this one is cringeworthy as well. People going "whoaaaaaa" when someone presents them with procedurally generated galaxies. Wow, show me more. Yuck. Really a bunch of nothing.

Every time a millennial journalist says how amazing No Man's Sky is they never explain why it is. It's just that it is.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Every time a millennial journalist says how amazing No Man's Sky is they never explain why it is. It's just that it is.

They shouldn't know. They haven't really experienced it. They can speak about that. Foolish.

 

[Data West]

Hydlide is the most amazing genre defying experience because it has procedurally generated worlds. Because if there's one thing I love exploring in games, it's worlds generated by RNG. Fuck the human touch.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Dat boot.

Straight out SF3 Alex move. Nice!!

 

[RP912]

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

Man, this one is cringeworthy as well. People going "whoaaaaaa" when someone presents them with procedurally generated galaxies. Wow, show me more. Yuck. Really a bunch of nothing.

That's not fair man. There's also a load of points of interest that pop up now and kids these days love that shit.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

That's not fair man. There's also a load of points of interest that pop up now and kids these days love that shit.

It's all procedural though, feels like there's no...importance to any of it. It's one thing like Spelunky to do it where gameplay is king, but for atmosphere and "experience"? I'm just not interested in that and feel it has no value.

 

[Professor Beef]

Why does Dusty look like a corrupt manager here

 

[Seraphis Cain]

And Sunny told me on Twitter "No man, WrassleGAF isn't a negative community!".

Every fucking time I come in here someone's shitting on something super hard. I mean shit, when I come in here I want to read about drug-addicted carnies play-fighting for crowds of inbred hicks whose local sports team is the worst. Not about what things a bunch of GAF are excited for you think are totally shit.

It just brings me down, man. =/

 

[slightconfuse]

Johnny Gargano vs to HO HA ISLAND was the dark match for the new NXT tapings. Guess he got signed?

 

[Data West]

This ain't balet

 

[Professor Beef]

And Sunny told me on Twitter "No man, WrassleGAF isn't a negative community!".

Every fucking time I come in here someone's shitting on something super hard. I mean shit, when I come in here I want to read about drug-addicted carnies play-fighting for crowds of inbred hicks whose local sports team is the worst. Not about what things a bunch of GAF are excited for you think are totally shit.

It just brings me down, man. =/

Your first mistake was listening to Sunflower, a known carny and troll.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

And Sunny told me on Twitter "No man, WrassleGAF isn't a negative community!".

Every fucking time I come in here someone's shitting on something super hard. I mean shit, when I come in here I want to read about drug-addicted carnies play-fighting for crowds of inbred hicks whose local sports team is the worst. Not about what things a bunch of GAF are excited for you think are totally shit.

It just brings me down, man. =/

Hey, I never said that. If you're upset we go off topic then I guess I don't know what to say. FF7 was a shitty game from the ground up, so I hope it gets an entire rework from combat system to story, Last Guardian looks dumb as hell and that team has ALWAYS had huge problems with pathfinding in companion AI and it's tough to get past, and No Man's Sky is dumb in my eyes, and not what I want. Uncharted series has always been a load of ass and the new one looks to continue that.

If you wanna hear me lavish praise on Gears of War I can do that. Game of the show, baby! Horizon also looked neat, despite having a godawful name. I like robots.

EDIT: Would me criticizing Fat Boy Owens be considered "shitting on something super hard" and not in the umbrella of what you look for in a wrestling thread? Because, like Owens' waist size, I can go on for days.

 

[Perspicacity]

Sorry Seraphis, this place has a severe gamer problem

 

[Sabucin]

You mean like that time Low Ki legit knocked a guy out in Evolve?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-xoN6Kx1VI

The first recommended video is called: "Low Ki: biggest asshole in wrestling"

 

[Data West]

Gears of War This Time At Night Time was the worst looking thing at the show.

More creatively bankrupt than a 2006 indie worker using the lungblower at his finishing move. Nobody cares about your dumb meathead universe nor any of the cardboard cut-outs you call characters. Gears came out in 2006 and yet it somehow feels 20 years out of date.

 

[klonere]

No Man Sky is pretty much my dream kideo game though

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Gears of War This Time At Night Time was the worst looking thing at the show.

More creatively bankrupt than a 2006 indie worker using the lungblower at his finishing move.

Nah friend, my enthusiasm is mostly for the Remastered Gears 1. One of the best games of all time!

Spoiler

I was hugely disappointed with the Gears 4 main character reveal. I can't lie. Marcus is everything in that series. That said I enjoy the horror elements that were briefly touched on in Gears 1 and have been absent since. We'll see.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Sorry Seraphis, this place has a severe gamer problem

So I've noticed.

 

[Perspicacity]

Sunflower I tried to discuss Owens yesterday but the post got lost among all the trolls discussing their murder and molestation simulators

 

[slightconfuse]

No Man Sky is pretty much my dream kideo game though

Assassins creed in space?

 

[Data West]

People who like Gears of War wear are people who wear wallets with chains on them that they got from the Hot Topic.