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June UltraViolent Wrasslin' |OT| This is Small Potatoes!
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Not just to protect himself either. I assure you there will be no finisher spamming if he has a match. Also, there will be no DDTs or there will be a DDT near the end of the match where both guys stay down forever to properly sell their exhaustion before the DDTer crawls over and lays an arm upon the DDTee's chest for the 1... 2... NO!!!
I could see Austin not wanting a finisher spam match.
But what about taking multiple german suplexes?
ElectricBlanketFire
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Do I want to know the story behind this one? Was that guy okay?
FlammableD
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WrassleGAF required creeper comment
Evil Emma looks great.
Evil Emma looks great.
That's the tricky part, considering multiple German suplexes is a now huge part of Brock's wrestling style. I'd be interested to see how they get around that.
Maybe Brock gets a couple if German's in, making it look like he's about to give him 10 more, but Austin stops him somehow and changes the tempo the match.
Austin won't wrestle again. He's had 92 neck surgeries and 46 knee surgeries and a match could result in both of those falling off him. Beyond a stunner to somebody I don't see him coming back in much capacity at all.
Commissioner Stone Cold after he shows up when the Shield reforms to take down the Authority
blackaroni
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I don't see his body being able to handle any of that. Austin had a great run...no need for one more match.
Somehow HHH gets the pin
Mule kick to the dick.
Your psychology is unmatched.
His run was cut short. I have never felt like I've gotten my proper fill of Stone Cold. The podcast has only made me miss him more.
My brain is largely taken up with useless knowledge of how wrestling matches are booked. It's not very helpful in my day to day life.
Empyrean Heaven
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I think a lot of people are forgetting that it would be a Texas Deathmatch, so Brock might only need to use a couple of suplexes/F5s and just use weapons for the rest of the match. Also, it'd be interesting if WWE allows them to use the name since "Deathmatch" isn't exactly PG, hence why they changed it to "Last Man Standing".
Stone Cold is like the young artist who dies of an OD at their peak. We got the best bits and near everything he did was great. Hell a lot of people didn't really dig the heel turn Austin at all.
Austin has moved on to better things like getting the plight of Tommy the Tomato and Al E. Gator over more than most of the roster on his podcast.
dream
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My favorite part was when SCSA cut a promo about how rich Jews are as Paul E. was sitting there with his iPhone 5c, the iPhone of poors and tweenagers.
I feel like Austin's a smart enough dude to know whether his body can handle the match or not, and he's not apparently struggling for cash (he's got all sorts of things going on).
Doing a "deathmatch" would be a smart way to brawl without necessitating a ticket to Suplex City, and he's been hyper-analytical enough when giving his view on matches that I have confidence it could be a really good match.
Doing a "deathmatch" would be a smart way to brawl without necessitating a ticket to Suplex City, and he's been hyper-analytical enough when giving his view on matches that I have confidence it could be a really good match.
blackaroni
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Is next year the year that HHH wanted to bring back the TV-14 rating?
He wasn't very PG at all when he went into Stone Cold mode there at the end. Lots of swearing. Dude is too real for WWE now.
Wish he could come back as an agent/mentor backstage. Sad times, it'll never happen
Honestly, a gimmick match with Austin would be a waste of Brock from a pure wrestling standpoint.
Better to him go up against Cesaro. Or Sheamus, fellah.
blackaroni
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Yeah, Austin as an on-air personality would be great. No need for him to ever enter the ring. Same goes for Sting. Undertaker can kick rocks.
Technically TNA used to do Texas Deathmatches but they called them Last Man Standing matches. WWE has never actually done a Texas Deathmatch.
Hearing about how the seat of his exercise cycle acts as a butt plug, blocking his farts and building gas to a dangerous level, is alone worth it's weight in gold.
They've already made a chump out of me. I'm along for that ride.
This is part of being a wrestling fan. We're all marks.
FlammableD
Banned
Watching last weeks NXT, I really enjoyed Balor's entrance, I think they're getting pretty close to the way I'd like it, they've toned way down on the interpretative dance.
There is nothing weirder than wrestling fans trying to feel superior to other wrestling fans. I'm not saying that guy's not just joshin', but seriously... I see it all the time and it's weird.
nah man
I'm that guy who starts a "Phil Brooks" chant at NXT
I'm that guy who says "my feud is Levesque vs Hickenbottom"
I'm that guy who yells Botchamania at wrestlemania
I'm that guy who keeps saying how much better NJPW is but never actually watch it
i'm a real wrestling fan
EDIT : and i'm superior
Liquidsnake
Banned
Where Bootay?
I don't like the title format man. Why did you do that?
I don't like the title format man. Why did you do that?
Sweeney Tom
Banned
LOL. 10/10.
Being into wrestling is way nerdier than video games now. It's not something you can dive into with out looking really weird and putting people off. I know only a handful of legit wrestling fans in real life. I've re-ignited my girlfriend's interest in wrestling which has been pretty funny.
Beautiful.
Haha. "Levesque vs. Hickenbottom" got me. I hope someone has actually said that without a tongue in they cheek.
Dude, how old are you and what is your native tongue? I love you.
As I've alluded to in the past, I've been watching with my lady friend since the Network came to be. She was never a fan of wrassle like I used to be, but is such a mark now (yeah, I'm using the lingo; it's just easier, nerds [Note: I'm not a nerd mysefl]) with strong opinions on certain wrestlers/personalities. It's a lot of fun. And she was super uncomfortable at the end of the podcast last night. She totally fell for it. It was magical. Haha...
Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb once said that at like 14 he tried to get backstage at a show by telling the security people he knew "Shawn Hickenbottom"
goodnight...marks
I can't wait to some "wrestlers" "win" "matches" on a programme that gets "ratings"
Now that is cringeworthy.
"[Month] Wrasslin'" format is not properly followed!
I've never considered this. It would be incredible.
He got in IIRC.
I have a feeling he'd just bury everyone.
Personally my vote is for Big Show to finally give up his ring time and go full-time commentator. Although I'm sure Vince is not crazy about having his huge ass at the commentary table. It does look really weird.
eh you know, 14yo in a time where the internet wasn't as big as it is today, it's a good attempt
So, WWE is selling a new Becky Lynch shirt in men's sizes....
Not as bad as the Sin Cara penis shirt, but seriously how could this get through a review?
Not as bad as the Sin Cara penis shirt, but seriously how could this get through a review?
In a world without Vince in his ear yes please
Arrowgigantic
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Professor Beef
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You don't like it? Call the cops. *chucks popcorn*