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[Thorakai]

Negative.

Nah

 

[Sweeney Tom]

SD

Spoiler

* The Money In the Bank briefcase is raised to start the show. Jerry Lawler and Tom Phillips are out for commentary.

* Seth Rollins comes to the ring alone and cuts a promo. He talks about how The Shield broke up exactly one year ago. Dean Ambrose interrupts on the big screen for a quick promo about their Ladder Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at Money In the Bank.

* The Ascension vs. The Prime Time Players vs. The Lucha Dragons is up first. Titus O'Neil pins Viktor to get the win for The PTP.

* The New Day are backstage with a promo on The Prime Time Players. Kane interrupts and announces Kofi Kingston vs. Neville for tonight.

* Ryback defeated Stardust in a quick non-title match after hitting Shellshocked.

* Renee Young interviews Paige in the ring.

* Erick Rowan and Luke Harper cut a backstage promo about being family.

* The NXT Title Open Challenge with Kevin Owens is next. Owens cuts a promo and out comes Zack Ryder to accept the challenge. Ryder loses via [papa powerbomb], then gets [papa powerbomb'd] again postmatch.

* Renee interviews Sheamus backstage about Money In the Bank.

* Neville defeated Kofi Kingston with a roll up.

* Lana is a guest on Miz TV. Rusev comes out and interrupts, wanting a second chance but Dolph Ziggler is out next. This upsets Rusev and he yells at Lana. They have words and Ziggler leaves with Lana.

* Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns is next. Kane comes out with J&J Security during the match. He hits the ring and delivers a boot to Reigns, then a chokeslam to Sheamus. Kane announces he will be in the Money In the Bank match. He then chokeslams Reigns. Seth Rollins joins in as The Authority beats down Reigns with the briefcase. Dean Ambrose runs down for the save. Ambrose, Reigns and Rollins fight over the WWE World Heavyweight Title. Reigns hits a Superman punch on Rollins and Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds on Rollins to end SmackDown

ed: VV you're welcome, these jabroni spoiler writers always get stuff wrong so sometimes you gotta help them. long live papa powerbomb

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Glad people are finally calling it by its proper name, the Papa powerbomb.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

That's a REALLY good name for his finisher.

 

[Sephzilla]

Papa Powerbomb is the proper name

 

[Man God]

Kane should win the case, in 2015.

 

[Kaladin]

Will watch for the Neville match and Papa Powerbomb.

 

[Heroman]

Just saw the stone cold podcast and I guess stone cold is wrestling at wm32.

 

[Bowser]

Kane

Spoiler

in the MITB match.

IN 2015

 

[Man God]

Kane

Spoiler

in the MITB match.

IN 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZe6LvqQaVk

 

[DMczaf]

Nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcv84yClQFg

 

[Bowser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcv84yClQFg

Joe's music literally sounds like splash screen / intro level music from a Donkey Kong game

 

[sf2fanatic]

Kane should win the case, in 2015.

If Bartolo Colon is dominating in 2015, Kane should too.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Samoa Joe's music sounds like the menu screen music to a PS1 fighter

 

[lovely ladies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZe6LvqQaVk

Hypnosis is a high flyer of the highest magnitude.

 

[Paracelsus]

Atrocious theme, he should've got a remix of the 2008 TNA one, it fits with all the Ambrose/Rollins/Nebowl music going on.

 

[DMczaf]

Samoa Joe's music sounds like the menu screen music to a PS1 fighter

Close

http://vmashup.com/OdDYUPp4

 

[lovely ladies]

I am finally too old for this shit.

Kung Fury looks like some corny ass try-hard bullshit to me.

It's 20 mins too long, the effects were cool.

Hasselhoff music video was better.

 

[Sephzilla]

I am finally too old for this shit.

Kung Fury looks like some corny ass try-hard bullshit to me.

i don't think its try-hard but rather they didn't try-hard enough. movie needed to be about 15 minutes longer and have some small down times in between all of the crazy shit and actually build some kind of coherent story. I enjoyed Kung Fury, but Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon and Danger 5 accomplished the same things except better. The money they used to get Hasslehoff should have been used to make the movie better.

 

[Heel]

It's 20 mins too long, the effects were cool.

Hasselhoff music video was better.

I couldn't even hang in for the full movie, but safe to say I've watched that Hoff music vid for more than 20 minutes. Killin' it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

 

[Sibersk Esto]

As someone who saw "Day of The Warrior" recently starring Marcus "Buff" Bagwell, that was a better Kung Fury than "Kung Fury"

 

[Sephzilla]

The person in OT who implied that Kung Fury was better than Mad Max Fury Road almost worked me into a frenzy though. I had to keep my calm.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[blackaroni]

That realistic hairline.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Ambrose's face is literally just photoshopped in

 

[Sephzilla]

And Steph got her early 2000s-era chest back

 

[Dark Ninja]

When are Samoa Joe and Kevin Owens going to have a speed run Mario 64 battle for the NXT title on Twitch.

 

[FallingEdge]

The person in OT who implied that Kung Fury was better than Mad Max Fury Road almost worked me into a frenzy though. I had to keep my calm.

I liked Kung Fury but that statement is absurd.

 

[Entropia]

So, WWE is selling a new Becky Lynch shirt in men's sizes....




Not as bad as the Sin Cara penis shirt, but seriously how could this get through a review?

It got changed. The only thing they did was add Becky Lynch to the front of the shirt. I still don't know how it got through in the first place, and I don't see how the revision is any better.

 

[mechashiva]

As someone who saw "Day of The Warrior" recently starring Marcus "Buff" Bagwell, that was a better Kung Fury than "Kung Fury"

I love Sedaris movies so much. People are always loading guns and getting in hot tubs.

Here's a great interview by Joe Bob Briggs about where he gets his inspiration. http://youtu.be/e2Bi1BzdXP0

 

[FallingEdge]

 

[blackaroni]

Dwight has some wide ass shoulders. Are those dreads in that mohawk?

He also reps the local promotions:

 

[Recall]

Money in the Bank card looks fun, but to be fair anything can look good on paper.

* WWE World Heavyweight Title Ladder Match: Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose
* Money in the Bank Match: Dolph Ziggler vs. Neville vs. Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Sheamus vs. Kane vs. TBA
* WWE Tag Team Championship Match: New Day vs. The Prime Time Players
* John Cena vs. Kevin Owens

 

[Professor Beef]

...WHY IS KANE IN MITB

WHY KANE

WHY KANE IN 2015

I'D RATHER HAVE FUNKASAURUS OVER KANE

 

[Angry Grimace]

So basically nobody can win except Roman Reigns.

 

[Striker]

Reigns or Sheamus.

They have so many accolades now it's ridiculous. All the titles, Royal Rumble, King of the Ring, Mitb briefcase, and the Andre Battle Royal.

Sheamus just needs the Andre Rumble victory and get the briefcase once and he's done it all.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Yeah but the problem is that none of them actually matter other than the big title. There's literally no way to make those other titles or accolades matter unless they get you a title shot, which the MITB and RR wins do. Therefore, those are the most important ones, which is why MITB is one of their bigger PPVs - something actually has to happen and they can't really shunt you off to a different title anymore and making the cash-in a loser is a waste.

 

[Recall]

...WHY IS KANE IN MITB

WHY KANE

WHY KANE IN 2015

I'D RATHER HAVE FUNKASAURUS OVER KANE

It's fine to have a counter point to the over the top spots with having some more power heavy stuff. Kane has been involved in the better MITB matches so I'm not worried by it from a match quality standpoint.

 

[British Monsoon]

You can't tell me he didn't light a fire under their asses.

Yeah, what motivation! If only WWE could employ Cornette to be an ignorant, out-of-touch old man who's entirely wrong about everything, then perhaps more young Superstars might find the drive to make a success of themselves.

 

[Alucard]

Jimmy Jacobs looking
good

WWROHE

So surreal.

 

[funkystudent]

Hey remember when Big Show won the Andre the Giant battle royal?

Seemed like that was forgotten 2 weeks after mania.

 

[FlammableD]

I've never heard the full version of Taka's theme. Whomever made it should probably sue the people who do the music to Naruto.

There's so many versions, all great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md2iBjGHvPI

 

[miserable]

Hey remember when Big Show won the Andre the Giant battle royal?

Seemed like that was forgotten 2 weeks after mania.

just like Cesaro last year

 

[Oersted]

Hey remember when Big Show won the Andre the Giant battle royal?

Seemed like that was forgotten 2 weeks after mania.

Remember when Barrett became King of the Ring?

 

[Browny]

Seems like we've gone through two pages without posting the GOAT theme.

 

[Aiii]

Kane should win the Money in the Bank contract.

Lets face it, the guy only ever had one WWE Title run and it was literally only one day long. Guy put in the work, only Rey Mysterio got less of a token WWE title run than he did.

 

[iMax]

Kane should win the Money in the Bank contract.

Lets face it, the guy only ever had one WWE Title run and it was literally only one day long. Guy put in the work, only Rey Mysterio got less of a token WWE title run than he did.

In 2015 though?

 

[Browny]

In 2015 though?

No, he has a good point. Let Kane win the briefcase, and then Lesnar can come and take the case and retire him. A win-win situation.

Hell, throw in Big Show for a triple threat.

 

[Recall]

How many RKO's will we get off of ladders?

Going though one of the 8 boxes of Indy stuff I have in my attic. 2002-2008 I had many moments of weakness towards the Indy scene.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

It's OK, I'm sure 02-08 were strong years.