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June UltraViolent Wrasslin' |OT| This is Small Potatoes!
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lovely ladies
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I think I might want her to get signed now so I could see her jobbing to the likes of Eva Marie.
slightconfuse
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Skip the middle and watch the last 2 events
slightconfuse
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Sounds like a safe bet...
PHOENIXZERO
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MMAksana in 2015
Lack of make up or sleep? Or maybe meth? Too much sun perhaps?
What an idiot, not even Doc Hendrix will go to bat for her.
UrbanDandy
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Who is that? a Valet?
http://talktnapodcast.com/tna-news/havok-responds-to-offensive-tweets-from-several-years-ago/
We have a new "I was hacked"
We have a new "I was hacked"
That's a fumble on WWE's part then. I'm being optimistic that they won't hire Hugh Morris back, but I'm sure that optimism will go away the moment they hire him back. =p
The Rock also wasn't booed immediately after he debuted in 1996. Must not happen until early 1997.
Vince and JR especially say some downright prophetic shit about Rocky and Stone Cold. Vince even acknowledges that Dwayne's performing name is a combination of his father and grandfather's gimmicks.
Vince and JR especially say some downright prophetic shit about Rocky and Stone Cold. Vince even acknowledges that Dwayne's performing name is a combination of his father and grandfather's gimmicks.
....what?
Giant white boys stomping a luchadore. WCW 1996 revival tour.
avengers23
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NoRéN;166776704 said:Don't know what all of you are going on about when well all know Ibushi is stealing the show!
By stealing do you mean getting injured and replaced by, say, Big Daddy Yum Yum in the second week of matches?
Sweeney Tom
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....what?
And they're now called the Reapers, so rip anyone who thought they'd reunite the Family with Bray.
Plus rumors are Bray will turn face soon which fucking lol if true
TimeEffect
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These Havok tweets...christ
Those excuses piss me off even more, I hope it continues to explode and make the rounds
Those excuses piss me off even more, I hope it continues to explode and make the rounds
avengers23
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*****, Nocturnowl.
blackaroni
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Liquidsnake
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This is so funny
Thanks, I thought he looked like La Parka, but I don't know lucha wrestlers enough to know if it was him or someone else.
At least I was close.
Pop-O-Matic
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I think all the drag force from Flair's loose skin would prevent him from moving at that speed...
slightconfuse
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Pop-O-Matic
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I want a storyline where Husky Harris tries to free himself from the Bray Wyatt entity, leading Bray/Husky to have to literally wrestle himself.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
He needs a nurse/manager chasing after him with his pills and some pants.
Kevin Owens, funny guy.
Sibersk Esto
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Thanks, will watch later
....what?
This is my pitch for the Reapers:
After one night the Authority is getting beat down by Dean and friends, Kane calls out backup. The Reapers show up and the Authority welcomes them into the fold.
Next week, HHH says he's very impressed with them and will make them full members of the Authority. Luke and Rowan show up with suits (Rowan still has his sheep mask, though). At the end, the Authority ends up getting saved by the Reapers once again.
Then, week after week, Kane is made to look weaker and weaker, while the Reapers are made to look more competent. The Reapers then start inducting directionless mid to lowcarders by giving them sheep masks after beatdowns. First Adam Rose, then los Matadores (or the ascension?), then Bo Dallas. They start appearing next to the Authority in suits and sheep masks.
Kane starts trying to warn HHH and Steph about the reapers, but things have been great for the Authority. Roman, Dean, Ziggler, Ryback and Cena keep getting beat down whenever they start getting uppity. The Reapers reassure triple h, their growing numbers are to serve the Authority better.
Seeing this, Bray tries to claim the Reapers as his own, the cult he's sorely lacking. And while at first he seems like the swerve is complete and it was bray all along, the Reapers turn again and start beating him down, effectively turning Bray Braybyface.
HHH is super happy, so happy he decides to celebrate. Seth Rollins is happy because there are no contenders left, the Reapers have beaten them all down. So happy, he calls for the WWEWHC open challenge. Maybe Cena or Bray or Daniel Bryan come, but they get beat down. They don't make it to the ring.
"I'll sweeten the pot," says Seth, "It'll be no dq! Bring your friends! Bring all the chairs and kendo sticks you want!"
Seth does his laugh, HHH says he's going to win by forfeit. Luke takes the mic.
"Actually, there's a contender right here.". The Reapers take down all of the Authority until there's only Luke, Seth and a ref in the ring. Seth gets beat down by Luke with his own title until Luke pins him. Luke is WWEWHC. The authority is confused.
HHH: "What are you doing? You answer to me! You answer to the authority!"
Rowan beats him down, takes his mic. "The Reapers answer to a higher power now." Lights out, spotlight on the ring, eerie music for Luke Harper and his title.
Reaper's reign of terror with rebranded RAW for a couple of weeks until GODKING BROCK or Survivor Series come to reestablish the status quo.
And if you found that mildly interesting, rest assured that it will never happen.
I see your post Brosiris and I raise you my pitch for the Reapers.
They tear shit up. Tear shit up on Raw. Tear shit up on Smackdown. They tear shit up on Main Event. They even show up at NXT and beat up the wub wub champs.
Then, when all looks hopeless, they are in the ring, say some cryptic shit and then a kid appears. Everyone thinks it's a Wyatt family reunion but then the kid just asks everything to pick one of three colors. Each choice leads to the same thing: Brock Lesnar returns! Only difference is the color of his trunks.
They tear shit up. Tear shit up on Raw. Tear shit up on Smackdown. They tear shit up on Main Event. They even show up at NXT and beat up the wub wub champs.
Then, when all looks hopeless, they are in the ring, say some cryptic shit and then a kid appears. Everyone thinks it's a Wyatt family reunion but then the kid just asks everything to pick one of three colors. Each choice leads to the same thing: Brock Lesnar returns! Only difference is the color of his trunks.
Damn, I might actually have to watch this now.
Maybe.
That Gage/Kobayashi match sounds pretty nuts.
Even though I'm sad I will have to miss MITB, I am reminded that Roman Reigns will win, and it will help make up for me missing such a momentous occasion.
Baby steps.
One by one.
All the way to Wrestlemania 32, in front of 100,000 fans, and slaying Flop Lesnar once and for all in order to become WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Balee Dat.
Baby steps.
One by one.
All the way to Wrestlemania 32, in front of 100,000 fans, and slaying Flop Lesnar once and for all in order to become WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Balee Dat.
avengers23
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But I thought Kofi would win MITB so Brock could win it from him in Japan?
NoRéN;166813528 said:
That is some wwe app poll caliber choice right there.
The other day I pitched that the Bray Wyatt feud with Ryback was because he was going after the seven sins (Ryback was gluttony, of course, Roman would be Pride)... this would end with him going against Brock/Wrath and getting that lantern from WWE IMMORTALS (tm)
Barrage
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Why is eveyone piching ideas where the Reapers are gonna be in the main event scene? That shit aint gonna happen.
Just have 'em feud with the Lucha Dragons, During a match Kalisto throws the sheep mask away, Rowan goes insane because Kalisto "touched his face", they try to rip Kalisto's mask off until they settle it on PPV.
Gives 'em something to do.
Just have 'em feud with the Lucha Dragons, During a match Kalisto throws the sheep mask away, Rowan goes insane because Kalisto "touched his face", they try to rip Kalisto's mask off until they settle it on PPV.
Gives 'em something to do.
HarryDemeanor
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Just noticed this.
Boo hoo
This guy is a mark for himself and is dating Noelle Foley. What a goon.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
The Reapers will split up amicably on twitter
sf2fanatic
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Friend DM good luck out there this week. I'm left before it started reaching the high 90's°.
Barrage
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I've had the exact same idea..which means it probably isn't as good as we think it is.
(My own twist was that Wrath would be Paul Heyman, to give Brock a personal stake in the match).
Empyrean Heaven
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Yeah, Nakamura is taking this. He's the most over guy in NJPW and, barring him regaining his IC belt from Goto (which he won't) I'm going to say the finals ends up being him vs. Tanahashi. It's a great way to get him back into the hunt for the NJPW title.
I'm also expecting Ishii, Shibata, Okada, Ibushi, Styles, and Naito to have good showings. Honma will be Honma and lose every match, but it'll be interesting if he plays spoiler at the end and costs someone, say Styles, their spot in the finals.
Oh yeah, and a pretty lame BOSJ. It was obvious KUSHIDA was taking it from the beginning as he's been seemingly christened the future of the Jr. division, and admittedly him vs. Omega should be a pretty fun match. Honestly, the card for Dominion looks really good, and I might have to stay up and watch.