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[Jimmy King]

Bout to pop some shrooms and see Minus the Bear play. Awwww shucky ducky quack quack

Have fun for the both of us, friend.

 

[Alucard]

LOL. Poor Adam Page.

 

[Alucard]

RIP.

Would really love to see Evan Bourne go back to Ring of Honor.

 

[Perspicacity]

Look out!

 

[Mr. Luchador]

That would make an amazing stable in TNA!

The Future Endeavors

 

[Kaladin]

You know, that stuff from 2k on the 2k15 game sounds like the same retoric we get every year. Wrestler models look 20x more realistic, announcers have recorded all new commentary!

FF 4 months later......

 

[Spider from Mars]

Have fun for the both of us, friend.

There is like 60 people here. I feel really bad, I though Minus the Bear was more popular than this ;(

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Did John Cena and Hulk Hogan ever have a fight? I'm guessing not, as it would still be going on today.

 

[G-Fex]

Not one of you guys mention Yoshi Tatsu..

SMH

bunch of racists

 

[Data West]

God, I'm really dreading Brodus's fucking fatass showing up at NJPW though. God, it's gonna happen. More gaijins x infinity.

There is like 60 people here. I feel really bad, I though Minus the Bear was more popular than this ;(

They haven't put out a good album since 2002.

 

[Aiii]

RIP.

Would really love to see Evan Bourne go back to Ring of Honor.

Most of these people are foreigners or American minorities.

 

[Kaladin]

Most of these people are foreigners or American minorities.

We all know WWE's stance on illegal immigration.

 

[bean breath]

You know, that stuff from 2k on the 2k15 game sounds like the same retoric we get every year. Wrestler models look 20x more realistic, announcers have recorded all new commentary!

FF 4 months later......

What if I told you that 2K was throwing in Lebron James as a playable character exclusively when you pre-order at Gamestop

Spoiler

with his Baby Mama in the crowd/JR

?

 

[British Monsoon]

God, I'm really dreading Brodus's fucking fatass showing up at NJPW though. God, it's gonna happen. More gaijins x infinity.

Meltzer says you'll get more gaijins, but they'll all be from Ring of Honor. Starting with your favourite, Adam Cole ;p

 

[UberTag]

At least Teddy and Aksana can finally be together without that pesky Cesaro getting in the way.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Jindhar and Drew could've been HUGE. If you're reading Drew, please adopt my midlife crisis gimmick.

 

[Macho Madness]

A tribute to JTG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVvegTImA2M

 

[Jimmy King]

There is like 60 people here. I feel really bad, I though Minus the Bear was more popular than this ;(

Damn, I don't like hearing that Minus the Bear is having hard times. I've gotten laid a few times thanks to them.

 

[Data West]

Random match I realized I would love to see:

1993 Vader vs 2007 Umaga in a no-dq match that goes for like 30 minutes. In 1990s AJPW with a 1990s UWF crowd.

Flying sausages vs Vadersaults
Samoan Drops vs Powerbombs
Samoan Wrecking Ball vs Vader Bomb

 

[bean breath]

Jindhar and Drew could've been HUGE. If you're reading Drew, please adopt my midlife crisis gimmick.

I'm sure he's in the Scottish Highlands right now, smartphone in hand, hanging on your every word.

 

[Macho Madness]

Thanks for the love friends! Thanks for the good times @WWE. Sorry to the fans for not getting back on RAW after breaking my foot.

https://twitter.com/findevan/status/477233039416627200

 

[plagiarize]

Random match I realized I would love to see:

1993 Vader vs 2007 Umaga in a no-dq match that goes for like 30 minutes. In 1990s AJPW with a 1990s UWF crowd.

I'd watch the hell out of that. Shamrock for ref.

 

[Razorskin]

A tribute to JTG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVvegTImA2M

:lol at him taking clips from the Benoit memorial.

 

[Kaladin]

WWE missed the boat with Evan Bourne. I feel like if he would come in now while NXT and developmental are hot, he would have been a bigger star.

But who needs Evan Bourne when we have Adrian Neville.

 

[Macho Madness]

WWE missed the boat with Evan Bourne. I feel like if he would come in now while NXT and developmental are hot, he would have been a bigger star.

But who needs Evan Bourne when we have Adrian Neville.

Probably part of their reasoning. Bourne's been out of the mix for over 2 years.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Damn, I don't like hearing that Minus the Bear is having hard times. I've gotten laid a few times thanks to them.

Planet of Ice and Beer Commercials are the truth. Let's meet up at a music festival someday! Pitchfork or SXSW or some shit. Drugs is kickin on. Holla

 

[Jimmy King]

WWE won't be able to go to the Barclays Center now without constant "JTG" chants.

Planet of Ice and Beer Commercials are the truth. Let's meet up at a music festival someday! Pitchfork or SXSW or some shit. Drugs is kickin on. Holla

Absolutely!

 

[G-Fex]

WWE won't be able to go to the Barclays Center now without constant "JTG" chants.

expect those chants at the next boring Orton/Cena match

 

[BronsonLee]

Did you get hurt at all when you fell at Starrcade 1994?

No. My ass is indestructible.

 

[Razorskin]

This is it, he's revealing the dirt.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

This is it, he's revealing the dirt.

I wait with bated breath

 

[KissVibes]

https://twitter.com/findevan/status/477233915984232448

FINALLY.

He would say "I'M WRESTLING SOON" like every two weeks.

 

[FallingEdge]

This is FallingEdge's chance to make the big time.

Get on it, champ!

im too old, my time has passed

 

[RP912]

This is it, he's revealing the dirt.

*preorders jtg shoot from rf video*

 

[Data West]

I actually would like a JTG shoot just to know if Cena really is a POS or not since they used to be close.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

This is it, he's revealing the dirt.

He found a way to sneak back into the company without getting caught again.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

He found a way to sneak back into the company without getting caught again.

I like how the bunny mask captures the depressed and defeated soul within

 

[Jimmy King]

Bunnies have buckteeth, no wonder Dunn hates the gimmick.

 

[Macho Madness]

At least there is still one ton of funk still in the WWE.

 

[Ithil]

Solomon Crowe did the dark match at NXT:



Still has that new look he changed too. Also Justin Gabriel worked on NXT so he is safe for today.

Working the dark match usually means they're due to debut very soon, Kalisto just recently worked the dark matches at two tapings then debuted at the one after that, for instance.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Guys... what was JTG's entrance theme again.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Guys... what was JTG's entrance theme again.

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN

 

[bean breath]

im too old, my time has passed

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN

Hahaha... I was searching YouTube and that was the most "recent" result. I was wondering if WWE was really that lazy that they've been using the same theme he had with Cryme Tyme since 2007.

Fucking hilarious.

 

[British Monsoon]

June 13th. 5 years since Misawa died.

Watch this guys, even if you weren't aware of the man I guarantee you'll enjoy this tribute to one of the greatest stories Japanese wrestling has ever told;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcK_pww96ao

Also, this - one of the finest singles matches you'll ever see;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqftofXcukE

 

[strobogo]

Proof of concept gif just to see how a gif within a gif would work. Nothing special, but something special could be done with it some time.

 

[Data West]

Looks kinda fun.

 

[Macho Madness]

TMZ:

Dolphin hunters beware ... ex-WWE superstar Brodus Clay has big plans following his release from the company today -- he's headed for Japan to protect dolphins from being captured and killed.

Brodus says he booked a trip to Japan for this summer and plans to protest dolphin hunting. He's been passionate about the cause ever since seeing the Oscar winning documentary, "The Cove".

The Funkasaurus tells us he's bummed about losing his job -- WWE cut a total of 9 wrestlers today -- but he's excited to do some other things -- like acting and writing a book.

Brodus says he's open to any wrestling opportunities he might get in Japan -- but his main focus is "bringing awareness to the cause" of the dolphins.

Guddorakku!

 

[Keyser Soze]

I am mourning 3MB by listening to Jefferson Starship

 

[MC Safety]

I wonder how many of those future endeavored folk are going to continue wrestling.