Tell me, Stro.
Are you compelled to purchase a Mountain Dew product seeing those bottles sitting neatly at the commentators' desk clearly not being consumed?
Very much so. I'm thinking about tethering my flip phone to my tablet via bluetooth so I won't miss a second of the action as I head to a local gas station to bring up fantastic Mountain Dew products.
SHUT THE FUCK UP JBL, fuck.