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[Jimmy King]

Bryan/Orton vs. Rollins/Reigns. Orton gets tagged in and the crowd just deflates. Start chanting RVD again. Bryan gets them to start clapping for his comeback. This is a funny prelude to the Summer of Bryan. Holy shit the crowd the crowd is super into Bryan once he gets tagged back in. Rollins and Reigns attempt the same move they won the titles with, which they haven't used since, I believe. Wish they'd use it more but is probably only doable on Bryan, really. Bryan counters and does a sweet suplex off the top rope. Confusion causes Bryan to get the loss. Buried.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Please don't lump me in with Duncan. TheWesker doesn't follow anybody.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I'm hearing word from sources that Payback is going to have several matches, with each match having an outcome.

Each match has an outcome? WTF. That's setting the bar high, but it's somewhat believable as it's not a TNA PPV.

 

[Macho Madness]

Bryan/Orton vs. Rollins/Reigns. Orton gets tagged in and the crowd just deflates. Start chanting RVD again. Bryan gets them to start clapping for his comeback. This is a funny prelude to the Summer of Bryan. Holy shit the crowd the crowd is super into Bryan once he gets tagged back in. Rollins and Reigns attempt the same move they won the titles with, which they haven't used since, I believe. Wish they'd use it more but is probably only doable on Bryan, really. Bryan counters and does a sweet suplex off the top rope. Confusion causes Bryan to get the loss. Buried.

And with Bryan's neck, I wouldn't be doing that move to him anymore anyway.

I'm glad you like my avatar, friend.

 

[DMczaf]

Did you use the Internet to find that out, brother?

Nope, I meet my sources in the parking lots of Waffle Houses. We talk while covering our mouths while smoking cigarettes.

 

[G-Fex]

Nope, I meet my sources in the parking lots of Waffle Houses. We talk while covering our mouths while smoking cigarettes.

those things will kill ya

 

[Jimmy King]

I expected better from WrassleGAF in regards to the preference of Punk's theme.

Ryback calling himself Beelzebub, Lucifer and Satan in this promo was awesome.

 

[slightconfuse]

yep punk is awesome at storytelling I t he 20 by 20

Also I prefer fire burn but cult is pretty good as well. It's a tie.

 

[Jimmy King]

Cena used "Payback's a bitch" last year as well, in case you had any doubts.

 

[Spider from Mars]

When the consummate professional John Cena was injured and held the title, he graciously bowed out by giving up his title so he could take care of his injury, doing what was best for the company. Bryan gets an injury and holds the titles hostage, putting his wife's job on the line and continuously throws tantrums.

Time to make this company whole again

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

 

[Horse]

I love how Titus always falls over, literally trips over nothing. It's hilarious.

I'm a big fan.

 

[blackaroni]

Didn't Punk have surgery during his title reign?

 

[Horse]

Didn't Punk have surgery during his title reign?

Yeah, knee surgery. And still kicked Flairs ass one legged on crutches.

 

[Macho Madness]

When the consummate professional John Cena was injured and held the title, he graciously bowed out by giving up his title so he could take care of his injury, doing what was best for the company. Bryan gets an injury and holds the titles hostage, putting his wife's job on the line and continuously throws tantrums.

really big image of john cena

Time to make this company whole again

The problem is with how Bryan was booked before the injury. If they had booked him well, doing the chase would be fine again. With how they booked him heading into Payback, they couldn't strip him or the character kind of dies in a way. They had to keep it on him, as it would be best for business. Making a new champion only for Bryan to return in a month is really super dumb. Because it would be silly to have a champion that doesn't matter because you know Bryan will be back to reclaim it. Does nothing for either guy.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Didn't Punk have surgery during his title reign?

He gets a pass because he got a haircut. Fuck that bag of pubic hair and failure named Daniel Bryan.

 

[jred2k]

Special Event |OT| WWE investor? You'll never get your Payback

 

[slightconfuse]

Punk is also good at commentary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG0u6fllAtk

Bounus Tyson Kidd match

 

[Horse]

Bryan can barely lift both titles during his yes chant. I find that most amusing, scrawny Human. He looks like one of the smelly Goats that hangs about the ranch looking at us with it's weird looking pupils.

I think I will kick him.

 

[blackaroni]

Special Event |OT| WWE investor? You'll never get your Payback

TNA | OT | You'll Never Get Your Paycheck

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Bryan can barely lift both titles during his yes chant. I find that most amusing, scrawny Human. He looks like one of the smelly Goats that hangs about the ranch looking at us with it's weird looking pupils.

I think I will kick him.

Look at this new jack, saying popular opinions to sit with the kool kidz for lunch.

 

[G-Fex]

I for one anticipate Cena's return as champion. Our temporary champion Daniel Bryan? Nope nope nope.

Horse, do you like Dixie Carter?

 

[slightconfuse]

Didn't Punk have surgery during his title reign?

He was out a few weeks in December didn't do TLC. But defended the title first raw in January

 

[Jimmy King]

Look at this new jack, saying popular opinions to sit with the kool kidz for lunch.

"Sit"? I believe they line up at the trough.

 

[Heel]

When the consummate professional John Cena was injured and held the title, he graciously bowed out by giving up his title so he could take care of his injury, doing what was best for the company. Bryan gets an injury and holds the titles hostage, putting his wife's job on the line and continuously throws tantrums.

Time to make this company whole again

Well said, friend.

As champion, John would never let a silly thing like love for another human being keep him from performing in that squared circle.

John is only simpin' for Vincent McMahon, and dry beggin' for the approval of the Cenation.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Horse is Lambda.

Horse is life.

 

[Macho Madness]

Steph asks Bryan to hand over the title. He hesitates but starts to hand it to her, then pulls it back and says, "Before you take this, I think there's something you should know." He then produces the results of a paternity test showing he is the actual father of Stephanie's children. Brie and Stephanie both run off, humiliated. Crowd chants "YES! YES! YES!" while Bryan stands on the turnbuckle and pumps the belts above his head. JBL makes a dated reference to Lucy Ewing on DALLAS. Cole laughs uproariously while Lawler screams "OH MY GOD! NEW ATTITUDE ERA MICHAEL!"

 

[slightconfuse]

marriage was the reason Cena lost to the rock. No wife and he won. Look what happened To D-Bryan after he married yoko

 

[Jimmy King]

Guys... Ryback just got a clean pin on Cena in this 3 Stages of Hell match. That's pretty remarkable, right?

 

[Horse]

Look at this new jack, saying popular opinions to sit with the kool kidz for lunch.

I already have my lunch. And I don't have to sit at a table to enjoy it.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Well said, friend.

As champion, John would never let a silly thing like love for another human being keep him from performing in that squared circle.

John is only simpin' for Vincent McMahon, and dry beggin' for the approval of the Cenation.

Bryan only loves himself. John Felix Anthony Cena has love for everyone in the crowd, in the locker room and all those watching at home. He puts them first.

 

[Jimmy King]

Crowd wasn't chanting "Goldberg" at Ryback until he did a spear. Also remarkable.

 

[Horse]

"Sit"? I believe they line up at the trough.

Well the fly-bitten inferior nags at my ranch do yes, not me. I eat from the silk lined bag.

Troughs are also terribly unhygienic.

 

[Gorillaz]

Wrasslegaf new talking horse trying to prove his worth

 

[Macho Madness]

Bryan only loves himself. John Felix Anthony Cena has love for everyone in the crowd, in the locker room and all those watching at home. He puts them first.

He loves the title because it represents US. WE ARE THE #YESMOVEMENT AND WE GOT HIM WHERE HE IS. HE LOVES US.

 

[strobogo]

I'm already tired of the horse gimmick. It's like Bean Breath..but a horse.

 

[avengers23]

Look at this alt account, saying the same shit he would have under his main account.

There we go.

 

[Jimmy King]

This 3 Stages of Hell match is lame. I mean, the first stage of Hell was a lumberjack match, so yeah.

 

[G-Fex]

Why does D-Bry always look like he's going to cry?

 

[cr_blah_blah]

I'm already tired of the horse gimmick. It's like Bean Breath..but a horse.

Where's the dude that snitches? This may be the chance to send them "both" to the glue factory.

 

[Jimmy King]

Cena trying to force Ryback into the driver's seat of the ambulance for the win was pretty inspired.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Why does D-Bry always look like he's going to cry?

Because everything happening to him (yes everything) wasn't supposed to happen. Both good and bad things when you think about it. Hell I'd cry too man.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Why does D-Bry always look like he's going to cry?

DANIEL CRY-IN *clap clap clapclapclap*

 

[Spider from Mars]

Cena trying to force Ryback into the driver's seat of the ambulance for the win was pretty inspired.

Stop trying to make Payback 2013 happen, it's never going to happen.

 

[G-Fex]

Because everything happening to him (yes everything) wasn't supposed to happen. Both good and bad things when you think about it. Hell I'd cry too man.

Now I remember the tragedies of the people who recently passed away

gee thanks Duncan D: ;-;

DANIEL CRY-IN *clap clap clapclapclap*

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[Spider from Mars]

Any plans for the special event tonight Fex? I got a case of Zima, 3 wine coolers and extra space on the couch.
*winkwinknudgenudge"

 

[strobogo]

I can see Spider and Fex being the same person and having a weird self love/hate relationship.

 

[Jimmy King]

Stop trying to make Payback 2013 happen, it's never going to happen.

Hey now, when TNA's on and there's one guy talking to himself about it it's perfectly fine, but when I do it for a WWE program you have a problem? There's that McMahonaphobia we talked about.

 

[Gorillaz]

I can see Spider and Fex being the same person and having a weird self love/hate relationship.

I always pictured them as Jack and Rose from titanic

Fex, has Spider lifted you up in front of the ship yet

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm already tired of the horse gimmick. It's like Bean Breath..but a horse.

Don't insult Horse by comparing him to that shitposter bean breath.