Serpentine
Banned
In general they should omit the shit on the back
You want a red heart, instead?No shit.
Of course I meant they could have omitted the heart on the mens version of the shirt
Just the one on the back of course.
Damien Samdow playing chess in the ring with the Deep Blue super computer
Sheamus comes out and gives the computer a Brogue Kick.
Best Smackdown ever.
Everyone's worried about Daniel Bryan being turned heel (myself included, although, his heel schtick got him over in the first place) but Meltzer said on the Observer podcast that WWE believe that DBrizzle should be the #2 baby face in the company right now, so I guess that's what they're doing.
It's funny really, traditionally the IWC doesn't really discriminate on who we like; if anything we usually prefer heels. In the case of Daniel Bryan we're rooting for him to be a face because it makes sense, but also because we like the guy so much and we want everyone to feel the same way. It's funny how good WWE is at getting mark reactions out of smarks by fucking with their booking. I guess we feel the same way about Cesaro jobbing on Main Event as kids would if Cena turned heel.
He was doing well as a heel WWE champion, up until...I wish they'd just make Sheamus a true neutral character, but it's probably too late now he's been pushed so much to the younger audience. Like Finlay, he should just be an Irishman who loves to fight and smash shit up, fella, regardless if he's against a face or a heel.
Watched Delirious vs Chiva Kid/Andrew Everett from a PWX show back in March - not a bad match, but it kinda dragged in the middle. The trouble with Delirious is that he has the technical wrestling stuff in his repertoire, but relies more on the crazy antics of his character. He should dial it back more often - I like crazy, fun Delirious, but it's better when he shows his meaner side and, frankly, he's never going to top the CM Punk trilogy in terms of comedy. Chiva Kid continues to impress though, hitting a wicked middle-rope SSP to finish the match;
Delirious needs a storyline where a James Mitchell/UltraMatis Black type guy comes in and has some sort of 'thing' that controls and focuses Delirious for a while - 'Focused Insanity'
Chikara had Mantis hypnotise Delirious with the Eye of Tyr and it did exactly that.
He's like one of those stereotypical bullies from a 1980s comedy.
Everyone's worried about Daniel Bryan being turned heel (myself included, although, his heel schtick got him over in the first place) but Meltzer said on the Observer podcast that WWE believe that DBrizzle should be the #2 baby face in the company right now, so I guess that's what they're doing.
It's not even funny anymore. The guy literallybecause, well why?comes out during another guys segment and kicks his computer
On Raw he kills Sandow for not shaking his hand (which makes sense, because shaking hands with Sheamus is opening yourself up to an attack), and well, lets go back over the three weeks and every attack was started by Sheamus.
I know they are making his character to be "HE LOVES TO FOIGHT" but are they really so daft that they don't realise he's coming of as a complete and utter dick who randomly attacks people for no good reason. It's not gonna be long until even the Little Jimmies are not gonna buy into the "we'll tell you who to cheer for" routine and see Sheamus for the asshole he is portrayed as.
Fuck this company. Daniel Bryan is the #1 babyface right now going by face reactions. Cena gets cheered by half and boo'd by the other half of the audience. Daniel Bryan gets cheered by the entire audience. Yet, Daniel Bryan is considered the #2 babyface right now.
They now have a perfect chance to elevate another talent to the level of Cena as far as babyfaces go. It's right there in front of them so they should do it. Take the WWE title off of Cena and put it on Ryback, have Bryan fluke-lose to Ryback (as in, have him take out Cena and have Ryback steal his pin from him) in a three-way with Cena at MitB and have him win the belt by overcoming and beating the monster Ryback at SummerSlam. Keep him booked strong for months, maybe until the next WrestleMania as champion and you have a draw worthy of Cena so either one of them can miss a few months and they still have star power for their events.
Daniel Bryan is so much like Eddie/Benoit in 2003/2004 right now. I really hope he doesn't end up dead or killing folks in a few years.
I meant more in terms of how the crowd reacts to him/how he's booked more than actual in ring style. I don't think he's all that similar to Benoit in terms of ring style, but he's definitely being booked the same. The match with Ryback reminded me a lot of Benoit/Brock at the end of 2003 that was really the match that pushed Benoit over the edge as a guy they had to give the title to.
It's really easy, cheap humor, but it's also Arrested Development and wrestling.
Thumbs up.
I don't think he works like ****** either, it's just that one moment where I had a flash of terrible thoughts. Glad to see I'm not the only one, is all.
That's good. Really good. And he looks a little bit like Edge. Wrestling barefoot is a really bad idea for a gimmick, though.Watch this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PHjnBqTkfM
It's good, I promise. Mad Man Manson is awesome.
Damien Samdow playing chess in the ring with the Deep Blue super computer
Sheamus comes out and gives the computer a Brogue Kick.
Best Smackdown ever.
Let me reiterate that it's the best Smackdown ever with the following
Apparently after he Brogue Kicks the computer, Sandow goes nuts and beats the shit out of Sheamus.
If McMahon didn't catch on fire in a church while damning Mr. Yahweh, you'll probably be good. But you should try to use Kane's powers while you're there.
You know if AJ can have her butt cheeks hanging out it's only fair for Big E to share in the freshness.
but what if he has a not so fresh feeling?
Big E may have been bullied as a child. He is now using a permanent wedgie as his source of motivation to win.
It appears WWE are planting the seeds for more members of The Wyatt Family to debut on TV. Right now, we know that Bray Wyatt will be coming up with NXT Tag Team Champions Erick Rowan and Luke Harper. The video that aired on Monday also featured what appeared to be NXT wrestler Garrett Dylan and NXT Diva Bayley in minor roles as Wyatt's "followers."
Yeah, right, dirtsheets lol.WWE officials are once again interested in pushing the tag team division. Over the next few weeks, we may see several undercard talents put together in new tag teams. This latest tag team kick is part of why The Usos are being pushed to feud with Tag Team Champions The Shield.
He used to wear the same gear with legs instead of what he as now. Real talk: I think he lost it because it resembled Ryback's gear too much. Either they told him to or he did it on his own to differentiate.
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Who knows man but he's just so sexualized. Just titties and ass everywhere.
My family shall not be denounced!"Parents, stop telling your children that luchadors aren't real!" - Bray Mysterio
Is he stirring your netherregions?
I am so confused
...New Jack? "Greatest"?!