• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

June Wrasslin' |OT| Welcome to the Family, Disregard my Brother

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
'You didn't get trained by HBK. You got trained by Regal, and that guy couldn't beat Kofi Kingston for pete's sake, ya ham sandwich! Oh sorry, ya tofu sandwich'
in2AbI3YeyUq.gif
 
Bryan has been riding Cena's coattails this whole time. Bryan needs to stop suckling on Cena's teat and see if he can actually make it on his own.

At the very least, he can count on sales from the IWC/Deathmatch fans.
When Bryan feuds with Cena, I hope they remember that Bryan told Cena he was better than him as he kicked Cena's head in when the Nexus debut'd so many moons ago.

Except Bryan has never held the WWE Title, so...you want Bryan to lie?
 

Alucard

Banned
I hope Cena breaks the fourth wall and picks apart Bryan's gimmick and shit during their promos.

"You're an angry little goat. You're also really feisty and competitive. I get that. I respect that. But YOU...are not better than me. No no no! YOU...are an indy-darling-turned-WWE-superstar with THESE PEOPLE chanting YES YES YES for almost a year and a half for you now. But that doesn't matter. You can take your kicks and fancy shmancy submissions and give them ALL to me because in the end it won't matter! In the end...I'll be the one standing victorious!"
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
"Any mook can get over on a cheesy cathphrase. 'Woo Woo Woo' 'Fandangoing' It's cute that you think it was your talent that got it over though!"
tumblr_inline_mnxhtxN0vM1qz4rgp.gif


"You're the submission specialist because you've got to use a bunch to beat someone. I JUST NEED ONE!"

cenasalute.gif
 

strobogo

Banned
Batista sad troll face gif is one of the best reaction gifs I've ever seen. It can be an accurate response to just about anything.
 

Kaladin

Member
First Wrestlecon Details announced for Mania 30:
Tennessee Williams said "America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland." Whether you relate to New Orleans through its history, its knack for throwing a great party, or because its a premiere sports and entertainment town, don't deprive yourself from discovering New Orleans in April 2014. After several site visits to New Orleans, we have put together an affordable compliment to your Mania weekend with our WrestleCon convention and several hotel options. Join WrestleCon in one of the greatest cities in America, no offense to Cleveland, on a weekend when wrestling fans from around the world proudly unite.

We are happy to announce our WrestleCon 2014 convention location is The Sugar Mill, located at 1021 Convention Center Blvd, directly across the street from the Convention Center (AXXCESS location). This building was previously a functioning Sugar Mill that has been converted into a modern sports and entertainment complex that contains both an indoor 22,000 SF flexible space as well as a 15,000 SF outdoor courtyard. In addition to our convention location, we have negotiated group rates with three hotel partners in various parts of the New Orleans area (airport, downtown, and the trendy garden district).

Our fundamental purposes for WrestleCon are providing a location for fans to obtain guaranteed pictures/autographs with non WWE contracted wrestlers and providing a place for vendors, independent wrestlers, and independent promotions an opportunity to showcase themselves on wrestling entertainment's greatest weekend. We are now adding wrestling related entertainment as part of WrestleCon's purpose and will be included at no extra cost with a paid admission.

In part due to the space we selected to host the convention, live events from WWN will no longer be under the same roof as WrestleCon's convention. At this time, WWN is not ready to make any announcements regarding their plans in New Orleans, but we do value their continued partnership. When they are ready to announce their intentions, we'll let you know how their shows relate to WrestleCon2014.

WrestleCon 2014 will be held over three sessions. Each session will cost $25 or you can preorder all three sessions for $60 starting on July 1st. More specific details will be released over the next four weeks prior to any tickets being sold.

Our tentative entertainment includes an indy SuperShow on Saturday evening (with current commitments from PWG, CZW, and stars of ROH), an acoustic musical performance, "Marty Gras" comedy with Marty DeRosa, a live Art of Wrestling podcast with Colt Cabana, a live special edition of the Kevin Steen Show, a live special edition of OLD SCHOOL hosted by Steve Corino, a wrestling exhibition provided by Wildkat Sports and Entertainment, and our $5 Wrestling Live Hall of Fame after party.

Fuck that location is a walk from the French Quarter and the stadium.

Also sucks that WWN is no longer under the Wrestlecon banner, would have been awesome to have everything under one roof again.
 
Gilmore Girls! Goddamn you Stro, just got nostalgia bombed so hard. I used to love watching that shit with my sisters, good times. Never watched the whole thing though, should change that!

Also, regarding Hayter not reprising his role. I'm going to protest this choice by breaking an MGSV disc in pieces then flush them down a toilet while filming the whole thing and posting it on Kojima's Twitter on release day.

I'll then proceed to play my very expensive purchased collector's edition for 2 days straight in order to finish everything up ASAP :3
 

Jamie OD

Member
First Wrestlecon Details announced for Mania 30:


Fuck that location is a walk from the French Quarter and the stadium.

Also sucks that WWN is no longer under the Wrestlecon banner, would have been awesome to have everything under one roof again.

That is not appealling at all compared to this year's convention.
 
John Cena: Daniel Bryan you were nothing until I got your YES chant over. By the way i slept with a girl that looked like your girlfriend last night
 

Kaladin

Member
That is not appealling at all compared to this year's convention.

Yeah, I mostly go to these things for the wrestling. I'm curious to see who they bring over from PWG and ROH though. It raises another question, could PWG run Wrestlemania weekend?
 

DMczaf

Member
Cena will shoot on Daniel Bryan by bringing up carny terms like CURTAIN JERKIN

YOU WERE CURTAIN JERKIN, DANIEL! YOU WERENT GETTING THE HEAT UNTIL I GAVE YOU THE RUB! I LOVE WRASSLIN!
 

Kaladin

Member
Friends, you know what sucks?

Writing cover letters. After applying for tons of positions here and there, you'd think I'd have a cover letter for every position I'm applying to already written and ready to go where I just have to plug in the specific details of the position. No, I can't make things that simple. I write out all of them. It's a pain in the ass that comes off as PLEASE CONSIDER ME FOR THIS JOB begging. You suck cover letters.
 
Dammit all to hell. Is this trash on Netflix? I don't want to go to the library and have to deal with any sort of human interaction.
I just consulted the Bing app on my Xbox 360 and Gilmore Girls is only available for purchase on Toys R Us Movies (wtf) and cinema now. I can read episode synopsises though.
 
Friends, you know what sucks?

Writing cover letters. After applying for tons of positions here and there, you'd think I'd have a cover letter for every position I'm applying to already written and ready to go where I just have to plug in the specific details of the position. No, I can't make things that simple. I write out all of them. It's a pain in the ass that comes off as PLEASE CONSIDER ME FOR THIS JOB begging. You suck cover letters.

Be sure when you mail them you include your most recent headshot, some candy, a lot of glitter, and a funny little note that says "I know where you live! (Ha ha)" in the envelope.

I just consulted the Bing app on my Xbox 360 and Gilmore Girls is only available for purchase on Toys R Us Movies (wtf) and cinema now. I can read episode synopsises though.

I'm pretty sure 7th Heaven is on Netflix if you just want some low level family drama trash. New game: Kill/Fuck/Marry between Rev. Camden's daughters. (Kill Ruthie, marry Lucy, fuck Mary for me).
 
how can we help you get over your fear of the library?

You can start by having a dedicated graphic novel collection instead of having them spread out between the fiction section and the Teen lounge area, so that I feel like I'm Strobogo browsing the toy section at Target when all I want to do is find some manga or X-Mans.
 

Ultratech

Member
I watched Showgirls at like 4:30 am a few days ago

But was it worth it?

Friends, you know what sucks?

Writing cover letters. After applying for tons of positions here and there, you'd think I'd have a cover letter for every position I'm applying to already written and ready to go where I just have to plug in the specific details of the position. No, I can't make things that simple. I write out all of them. It's a pain in the ass that comes off as PLEASE CONSIDER ME FOR THIS JOB begging. You suck cover letters.

So...why not just make things that simple, then?

Just saying.
 

Kaladin

Member
So...why not just make things that simple, then?

Just saying.

Sometimes it is and sometimes it isn't that simple. When you're writing a cover letter, you want it to be specific to the job you're applying for. If you're applying for a bunch of the same type of positions, you can apply some of the same paragraphs to the different cover letters, but sometimes you have to improvise to hit everything they put in their job description. It's not an exact science.
 

bangai-o

Banned
You can start by having a dedicated graphic novel collection instead of having them spread out between the fiction section and the Teen lounge area, so that I feel like I'm Strobogo browsing the toy section at Target when all I want to do is find some manga or X-Mans.

there are no Manga featuring John Cena. why bother?
 
There's a new Necro Butcher shoot out...it's 3+ hours, so I'm not watching it, but these excerpts made me laugh;

. Necro smokes weed in cemeteries so he can drive slow and not get pulled over/look suspicious.
. Necro inhaled 64 nitrous balloons before losing count at the last Gathering of the Juggalos.
. Kim Jong-il came up to and poked a drunk suit and tie wearing Necro at Inoki's birthday party and asked for a mark pic with him.

i5pHIfIT00WaZ.gif
 
D

Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Goddammit, I feel like I can't post on gaming-side at all.
 
D

Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
because I have internet and don't have irl friends I am an enemy of gaf
 
Top Bottom