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[Kaladin]

John Cena's announcement is The John Cena Show, to air every Monday night at 10:50 PM. It will be the hardest hitting fifteen minute talk show on Monday nights!

 

[Brinbe]

RAPIDOOO

 

[RBH]

If I watched Monday Night Raw for 75 days straight, please put me in an insane asylum.

:lol

 

[DMczaf]

I'm leaving

 

[Coldnoodle]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CACANO

 

[DMeisterJ]

Highest Rated Segment right here!

+1,000,000 viewers.

 

[FyreWulff]

Top of the hour? Time for Cena

 

[krae_man]

Cena is going to announce a new color of merch: Purple!

 

[Charmicarmicat]

See they MUST read this thread, they saw people mentioning that we can switch off at the end of the show for Cena so they stick him in the middle!

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Hey I bought this song on iTunes

 

[Dark Ninja]

Whats the Main Event segment then?

 

[GaimeGuy]

YOUR THYME IS UP
MY THYME IS NOW!
YOU CAN'T SEASON ME!
MY THYME IS NOW
IT'S THE FRENCH FRIES AND THEY'RE COOKING NOW!

YOU CAN'T SEASON ME. MY THYME IS NOW

 

[Forkball]

#losing

 

[evil ways]

Cena is going to announce a new color of merch: Purple!

Already happened.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Man. That's an awesome pair of jorts.

 

[Entropia]

I cannot stand the way Cena talks.

 

[Data West]

Timely jokes

 

[krae_man]

Is that Brock guy in the front row with the Cena sign?

 

[A Pretty Panda]

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

"Historical" announcement, eh? Dat grammar.

 

[Brinbe]

...........

First, Historical?

Second, what the fuck is this shit?

 

[Seraphis Cain]

...well, I hate Star Wars now.

 

[Holy Wars]

Kill me.

 

[Plywood]

The fuck is this.

 

[spindashing]

this is some bullshit

 

[Ultratech]

Somebody shoot me.

>_<

 

[Lyte Edge]

Really, Cena? REALLY?

 

[HenryHSH]

Soooo bad....

 

[Officerrob]

Jesus, this is fucking awful

 

[Lingitiz]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[B M ARAGON]

kill me

 

[Master Thespian]

Your fans don't get these references, bro.

 

[DMczaf]

None of these kids know what you're talking about, John.

They watch Clone Wars.

 

[Ithil]

I hope they don't actually consider Cena being in MITB "historic".

 

[RBH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9fHMY76io#t=22s

 

[Rated-Rsuperstar]

I can't take this.

 

[Entropia]

What the shit is this?

 

[Charmicarmicat]

Which episode of Star Wars is he referencing?

 

[Net_Wrecker]

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT CENA COULDN'T GET CORNIER

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF

JESUS CHRIST

 

[krae_man]

Already happened.

So did green merch but that didn't stop them.

 

[dream]

So...you watch this shit every week, huh, Bobo?

 

[GaimeGuy]

....

FUCK

THIS

PROMO

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Star Wars ruined

 

[Dark Ninja]

AND there goes Cole and Lawler fake laughing. SHUT UP

 

[Coldnoodle]

:lol Brobacca the Woo woo woo wookie.

 

[evil ways]

Just when you think Cena can't get any cornier...

 

[Jackson50]

I wish the Death Star were speeding towards Earth to blow this planet to smithereens. It's all over.

 

[DMeisterJ]

This is an awesome promo.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

This is one of the worst things I have ever seen. Can't wait until it's on Are You Serious?

 

[Forkball]

You're going to have to make Hunger Games references to get this audience on your side.