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Kingdom Hearts 3D Import |OT| - JEFF BRIDGES APPROVED

Bebpo

Banned
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Or the correct banner for the true Nintendo fans out there:

Kingdom Hearts 3D
Platform: 3DS
Release Date: JP - 3/29/12, US - TBA 2012, Europe - Summer 2012.
Genre: - Best Game Ever

After so many, many years of anticipated waiting, an almost forgotten franchise is revived, as the next explosive entry in the Kingdom Hearts franchise ships to stores near you. With beautiful graphics full of three dimensional pixels, amazing fonts and sound colors that let you see and hear the world in 3D; that's right, Kingdom Hearts 3D is the FIRST Kingdom Hearts that breaks the two dimensional barrier that's held gamers back for so many decades, as they played games in a sad state disconnected from the three dimensional world around them; Kingdom Hearts 3D takes you to the next level of being, a being of the 3rd dimension. If there is only one game that you spend your hard earned money on, Kingdom Hearts 3D is it! And make sure to save just a little more to make up for that Square Enix tax, because without additional taxes, Square Enix would fall into anarchy and great games like Kingdom Hearts 3D would never be made.

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Wait, what's that?
Jeff Bridges does not approve of this paid-for-along-with-review-score OT?


But Mr. Bridges, did you know that for ever copy sold of this game, you get a royalty check?

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A royalty check you say?

Not only that, but every child that grows up in today's society will get to spend time with a digital version of you, and come to know you as the father they never had. Just take a look at this:

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Look at those subtitles! They're not even in English! Kids all around the world will look up to you!

Your in-game image could even begin a new era of distinguished bearded looks in society. Imagine a little child, going to the barber and asking for a "Jeff Bridges Beard". All because he played Kingdom Hearts 3D.

Think about it. This could be the beginning of the flood of Jeff Bridges themed videogames. Blown Away the videogame! Perfect for this era of Call of Duty gamers. The Fisher King! Already sounds like a Doublefine game. Kingdom Hearts 3D will be what starts it all, the Jeff Bridges videogame movement.


So what do you say?




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Kingdom Hearts 3D

JEFF BRIDGES APPROVED




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cj_iwakura

Member
Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen.

Will Jeff Bridges be DLC for FFXIII-2?


He'll paradigm shift between The Dude, Tron, and Crazy Heart.
 

Leeness

Member
Beautiful OP. So much sexy.

I'm excited to read impressions. Gonna have to wait on the game, but hopefully impressions and BBS tide me over.
 

botty

Banned
And just like kingdom hearts, Jeff bridges gets better with age.

I can follow the story, so haters to the left.
 

Verelios

Member
Nice OT! But I take offense at the long awaited KH game; BBS was the shit, and I think Terra is marginally better than Roxas. And to some degree Kairi. And Axel.

Hey, I forgot, why wasn't Neku mentioned in the OT!?
 

Fantastical

Death Prophet
I want this so badly, but honestly I have Kid Icarus to hold me over now, so it's not that big of a deal. I would just like a solid release date.

Also screw region locking. What a bunch of bullshit.
 

Luigiv

Member
Should release in the west this summer.

Hmm, you could still learn Japanese in that time. Apparently it takes an typical English only speaker about 3000 hours of study to learn Japanese. Assuming he doesn't eat, sleep or poop, that's exactly 125 days or a little over 4 months which means he could master the language by July potentially beating the localised launch if it ends up being late Summer.
 

Bear

Member

That's a real time cutscene, right? Pretty nice looking character model for a 3DS game.

Also the OP is full of win. I haven't played any of the KH games since the PS2 ones and I keep hearing that they're nuttier than ever, but my 3DS library desperately needs games so I'm interested in this.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Wonder if they'll do the 3DS bundle in the US. The BBS 'bundle' (which was just a silver with stickers and the game) came out over here.

I don't know if that's because of Disney being popular in the US or if it's a Sony thing.
 

raven777

Member
Wonder if they'll do the 3DS bundle in the US. The BBS 'bundle' (which was just a silver with stickers and the game) came out over here.

I don't know if that's because of Disney being popular in the US or if it's a Sony thing.

I wish they release the same special 3DS that was sold in Japan.

But yea, I know it will never happen...
 
Looking forward to this game. Hopefully it is as good as Birth By Sleep but you can actually control it (could not play the PSP version with my hands)
 

duckroll

Member
You need to buy the game to be allowed to make the OT? Someone should add that rule to the the OT OT thread ...

If someone who is going to buy the game and discuss it when it is out wants to make an OT I'll give it to that person over someone who is just bored and made an OT for a game he doesn't even plan on playing. I would do it any day. It's not a "rule", it's just common sense.
 
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