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Dan Yo said:
That advice is true for just about anyone and for anything.

No offense, but I don't think LadyGaf is the place to go to if you want to hear opinions from the average girl. The type of female that is drawn to Gaf is not going to represent the average girl that you're crushing on at work or school.
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Can you outline some of the differences between these two groups of females as you see them?
 
KittenMaster said:
So purposely stumbling around like Squall during a dance works, right?

Prax, I need to know.

If not, can I just feign leg cramps? Laguna seemed to do everything wrong but was the true winner in the end.
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YES.

But you have to be hot for it to work.

ARE YOU HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE STUMBLING OR CRAMPING LEGS LOOK ADORABLE?

Dan Yo said:
That advice is true for just about anyone and for anything.

No offense, but I don't think LadyGaf is the place to go to if you want to hear opinions from the average girl. The type of female that is drawn to Gaf is not going to represent the average girl that you're crushing on at work or school.
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Are you saying you don't want to learn how to get a GAMING GRRRRL? Please. Enough of these lies.
 
YES.

But you have to be hot for it to work.

ARE YOU HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE STUMBLING OR CRAMPING LEGS LOOK ADORABLE?
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No. I actually look like a fat Charlie Sheen with Jack Black hair.

I just wanted to get Mythbusters on this.

Ow, my legs.
 
Chiave said:
So, has anyone decided to go dancing yet?
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No but I had a weird coincidence. I think a day before this thread was posted I went out with my gf to watch a movie. The area we were in also happened to have some live music...I couldn't groove to it though, it was 60's music and i didn't feel like looking stupid lol. But when we went back to her house, I decided to try to dance with her to some current stuff and we ended up having fun dancing together just us two acting funny lol. She seemed to really like it and tells me I owe her another dance...to a
Bieber song
lol. I'll do it for love.

Dan Yo said:
That advice is true for just about anyone and for anything.

No offense, but I don't think LadyGaf is the place to go to if you want to hear opinions from the average girl. The type of female that is drawn to Gaf is not going to represent the average girl that you're crushing on at work or school.
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You mean the average girl who is now most likely frequently online too using facebook or something? GAF may not be a definitive choice for girl help but it can be seen atleast as an avenue or even a starting resource since members are probably confortable with the environment.

plus you can't doubt the coolness of Gaf, man.

I know im probably gonna need some input soon from here >.> I easily get fustrated when I shouldn't sometimes.
 
Dan Yo said:
That advice is true for just about anyone and for anything.

No offense, but I don't think LadyGaf is the place to go to if you want to hear opinions from the average girl. The type of female that is drawn to Gaf is not going to represent the average girl that you're crushing on at work or school.
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Well if you want to go by averages, that doesn't just apply to us women. There is an equal amount of boring, asshole, douche bag men out there as there are vapid, annoying, uninteresting women. How about you find out if the girl you're crushing on actually has a personality before you make your move. If she's nothing but good looks, then don't bother. It will only lead to unhappiness.
 
Trident said:
For anyone doubting the power of dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaCd5Y9xP3k
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Hello LadyGAF. I was wondering if you could help me with trying to understand something about your wonderful species?

What is it about shoes? Why do so many women spend so much money on so many shoes? Trainers, Ugg boots, tiny little strappy shoes with heels so long and sharp you could take an eye out with them - why do you need so many? What's the appeal of them? And apparently you judge others and men by the shoes that they're wearing as well, is that true?

LOL - even as I finished typing that out, a shoes advert genuinely just appeared on the TV. It's a sign.
 
Juicy Bob said:
Hello LadyGAF. I was wondering if you could help me with trying to understand something about your wonderful species?

What is it about shoes? Why do so many women spend so much money on so many shoes? Trainers, Ugg boots, tiny little strappy shoes with heels so long and sharp you could take an eye out with them - why do you need so many? What's the appeal of them? And apparently you judge others and men by the shoes that they're wearing as well, is that true?

LOL - even as I finished typing that out, a shoes advert genuinely just appeared on the TV. It's a sign.
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I tend not to notice what shoes men wear at all.

I don't know what it is about shoes... I guess they are an extension of clothes shopping. They make or break the outfit. They make my legs look nice.
 
I'm like the most girly girl I know, and despise the lates androgynous make-up and fashion trends but I don't care about shoes that much. I probably have 5 pair in total and most were given to me by my sister who has a huge collection. Same with bags, my sister gets me a few I use one till it starts to go dirty than send it to dry clean while I use the other one and than switch back to the first. I'm not too fussed about matching the shoes and bag with the outfit. I'm not that much into jewellery as well. Clothes and cosmetics is what I spend most of my money on.
 
Prax said:
Are you saying you don't want to learn how to get a GAMING GRRRRL? Please. Enough of these lies.
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I know a girl who refers to herself like that. Spelt that exact way. I hate her, I hate her so much.
 
Juicy Bob said:
Hello LadyGAF. I was wondering if you could help me with trying to understand something about your wonderful species?

What is it about shoes? Why do so many women spend so much money on so many shoes? Trainers, Ugg boots, tiny little strappy shoes with heels so long and sharp you could take an eye out with them - why do you need so many? What's the appeal of them? And apparently you judge others and men by the shoes that they're wearing as well, is that true?

LOL - even as I finished typing that out, a shoes advert genuinely just appeared on the TV. It's a sign.
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Shoes complete the outfit. They're also sexy as hell when done properly and can make legs and buttocks look awesome. I wish my missus was into her shoes a bit more but she's all about the bags and makeup. Especially the makeup. I nearly had to drag her out of the Sephora in Paris before she took up permanent residence.

I'm not ashamed to admit that shoes are often the first thing I look at on a woman. They tell you an awful lot about the wearer.
 
What if I wipe my oily, pungent fingers across a woman's lips, and then say "It's me--Tall Wizard. Look me up in the Guinness Book of World Records, asshole."

How strong would that be? What kind of a woman would get turned on by a tall, dark, and handsome stranger like myself doing that?
 
bud said:
girls, i haven't shaved/trimmed my facial hair for over a week.

will you still want me?
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Depends if you have proper beard-growing abilities or if it's patchy and weedy looking!

As for shoes... I have a like-hate relationship with shoes.
Shoes really do complete the outfit and they are neat to look at.
But I loathe shoe shopping and I ruin most of my shoes really quickly anyway and am part of the anti-crazy-heels brigade. Most things don't suit my taste or they are so dang expensive I just don't understand. I demand appeasement!
 
Enjoying my newly grown balls of steel, though I still need to perfect the exit strategy on when to shut my mouth lol.

Talked to a girl today. We had a nice chit chat and she wouldn't stop smiling and giggling at my compliments. Got her BBM and all, but failed to realize that asking her out for Friday should've been done on Friday, and I shouldve stuck to one thing instead of being brutally friendly/honest and coming off as a serial killer towards the end (at least thats what my wingmen told me after we left, though my intentions were very sincere). She gave me the "I have a boyfriend" treatment, which we're positive she doesn't.

Should've left at a high point and let her crave for more, am I right?

Should I message her saying "Hey. How's it going?" in a few days (maybe Friday) or should I forget about it and aim elsewhere with less words and a quicker exit?
 
shagg_187 said:
Enjoying my newly grown balls of steel, though I still need to perfect the exit strategy on when to shut my mouth lol.

Talked to a girl today. We had a nice chit chat and she wouldn't stop smiling and giggling at my compliments. Got her BBM and all, but failed to realize that asking her out for Friday should've been done on Friday, and I shouldve stuck to one thing instead of being brutally friendly/honest and coming off as a serial killer towards the end (at least thats what my wingmen told me after we left, though my intentions were very sincere). She gave me the "I have a boyfriend" treatment, which we're positive she doesn't.

Should've left at a high point and let her crave for more, am I right?

Should I message her saying "Hey. How's it going?" in a few days (maybe Friday) or should I forget about it and aim elsewhere with less words and a quicker exit?
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wat
 
shagg_187 said:
Enjoying my newly grown balls of steel, though I still need to perfect the exit strategy on when to shut my mouth lol.

Talked to a girl today. We had a nice chit chat and she wouldn't stop smiling and giggling at my compliments. Got her BBM and all, but failed to realize that asking her out for Friday should've been done on Friday, and I shouldve stuck to one thing instead of being brutally friendly/honest and coming off as a serial killer towards the end (at least thats what my wingmen told me after we left, though my intentions were very sincere). She gave me the "I have a boyfriend" treatment, which we're positive she doesn't.

Should've left at a high point and let her crave for more, am I right?

Should I message her saying "Hey. How's it going?" in a few days (maybe Friday) or should I forget about it and aim elsewhere with less words and a quicker exit?
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I'd forget about it. Regardless of whether she has a boyfriend, she fed you that line to kind of kill things and in that sense the relationship has expired already, and will have more so come Friday. I guy once asked me for my BBM at a Denny's (classy I know), messaged me like the following Friday and I stopped caring, felt too distanced from the situation at that point. So even if you did have an opening with the girl, you likely just missed it.

Anyways, this is still good news! Now that you've seen girls act in this way around you it should give you confidence for the next time you head out.
 
Juicy Bob said:
Hello LadyGAF. I was wondering if you could help me with trying to understand something about your wonderful species?

What is it about shoes? Why do so many women spend so much money on so many shoes? Trainers, Ugg boots, tiny little strappy shoes with heels so long and sharp you could take an eye out with them - why do you need so many? What's the appeal of them? And apparently you judge others and men by the shoes that they're wearing as well, is that true?

LOL - even as I finished typing that out, a shoes advert genuinely just appeared on the TV. It's a sign.
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Standing on your tip-toes pushes your butt out, arches your back more, and generally gives you a better posture and makes your legs look sexier. That's why we put up with heels. Most of the time I prefer my trusty converse all stars, but when I want to look good I have a nice collection of 6 + heels to accentuate my ass :)
 
SmokyDave said:
Shoes complete the outfit. They're also sexy as hell when done properly and can make legs and buttocks look awesome. I wish my missus was into her shoes a bit more but she's all about the bags and makeup. Especially the makeup. I nearly had to drag her out of the Sephora in Paris before she took up permanent residence.I'm not ashamed to admit that shoes are often the first thing I look at on a woman. They tell you an awful lot about the wearer.
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thebaroness said:
Standing on your tip-toes pushes your butt out, arches your back more, and generally gives you a better posture and makes your legs look sexier. That's why we put up with heels. Most of the time I prefer my trusty converse all stars, but when I want to look good I have a nice collection of 6 + heels to accentuate my ass :)
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Really? Wow. You learn something new everyday. I never understood the point of heels, didn't realise they had that effect.
 
Hahahaha.

No.

Not going to take advice from a girl who's only impression I've seen so far is an attempt to 'fix' men she doesn't even know.

Those are the worst kind.
 
Jesus. Preferences about having a beard or long hair or whatever is going to depend on the woman/where she lives/her social circle/age/etc.

If every woman didn't like some sort of look, no guys would have that look. Do you see guys with long hair, or with a beard? Do you see guys like that with women? Okay then, you answered your own question.

If you wanna grow your hair or a beard, do that shit. The question you should be asking the women is if some particular look might look good on you personally, or if what you've got going on right now is in need of some sort of change. This would require pictures, and would probably be more helpful, unless you're trying to get with Devolution, in which case you could ask her directly what she specifically is into.
 
Zoe said:
These are contradictory statements.
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Maybe she just means "forces you to not slouch", even if it's like.. extreme posture in the opposite direction.
Super heels also hurt/ruin feet over time. :(
The things women put up with...


Long hair on men looks cool if you are like.. an Asian kung-fu fantasy hero.. or an elf.. :D
 
Timedog said:
Jesus. Preferences about having a beard or long hair or whatever is going to depend on the woman/where she lives/her social circle/age/etc.

If every woman didn't like some sort of look, no guys would have that look. Do you see guys with long hair, or with a beard? Do you see guys like that with women? Okay then, you answered your own question.

If you wanna grow your hair or a beard, do that shit. The question you should be asking the women is if some particular look might look good on you personally, or if what you've got going on right now is in need of some sort of change. This would require pictures, and would probably be more helpful, unless you're trying to get with Devolution, in which case you could ask her directly what she specifically is into.
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Goatees, get on it.
 
Zoe said:
These are contradictory statements.
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Agreed. I've seen plenty of women slouching even with super high heels on. If your posture is bad to begin with nothing can save it, unless you do something about it, not even heels would help with that. My cousin tried heels because she heard it helps with posture, did nothing in her case.

I used to wear heels but I don't any more. I use either sandals, heeled boots or wedges. Plus, I feel like a giant with heels on. :\
 
Sorry OP but I hate dancing, its just too hard, and I really DONT LIKE to look like an idiot.

I dont think that Dancing is something that you can learn with practice, I think its a more like Music, it all depends on your innate skill and talents.
 
Inanna said:
Agreed. I've seen plenty of women slouching even with super high heels on. If your posture is bad to begin with nothing can save it, unless you do something about it, not even heels would help with that. My cousin tried heels because she heard it helps with posture, did nothing in her case.

I used to wear heels but I don't any more. I use either sandals, heeled boots or wedges. Plus, I feel like a giant with heels on. :\
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Fitness helps. It's harder to slouch with abs and strong lower back muscles.
 
Prax said:
Maybe she just means "forces you to not slouch", even if it's like.. extreme posture in the opposite direction.
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Perhaps, but posture is more than just your shoulders.

Guys may like it when women stick out their butts... but it's not good for your back.
 
Zoe said:
Perhaps, but posture is more than just your shoulders.

Guys may like it when women stick out their butts... but it's not good for your back.
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Yeah, that will screw up your spine over time.

I have pretty good posture (I think), and I don't wear many heeled things.
I like being at least an inch off the ground though. I hate thin soles because I don't like feeling the terrain I'm walking on... which I guess mean ballerina slippers are out.
 
Chiave said:
Lol, my goatee did help with getting girls to approach me in high school. I didn't know what to do with the extra attention so... I ignored them.

:(
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Son, I am disappoint.

My bf won't grow one again. I've seen him with one, it was hot. But I guess they can be itchy and annoying?

I like this type best:
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