Nasus is the best
So what I like to do with Nasus
Is be a dick
But have fun with it
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Enter the story of a man, known to his friends as Mr. Plank. A player not suspecting much, and trying to have a good time. Me, being the devilish protagonist of the story, ask him 'Hey do you want to truce farm?' Meaning that we farm without attacking each other. Mr. Plank foolishly accepts. Not knowing that I am playing as Nasus, I successfully goad him into accepting this truce farm. And we farm for the first 10 minutes, having a good time, until Lux comes up and they both kill me. 'She forced me to do it!' Says Mr. Plank. And I believe him. So I tell him, 'It's ok Gangplank. I promise to kill you last.' I go back into lane, and immediately kill him. 'Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied.'
And thus begun the reign of terror.
Flash forward to near the end of the match. I have successfully turned the tide of the battle, despite our mid dying many times and our bot trading evenly. All of the 3 inhibs are down, and we have a little Lulu following me around. I tell Lulu-"Let's rush in, ult me, and then kill the nexus." At this point in the game I have 4k health, without my ultimate or lulus ultimate on me. I rush in, and take down the nexus 100 to 0 whilst my Ult is active and Lulu's ult is on me, giving me south of 5k HP. By the time the Nexus goes down, I'm barely at 40% health despite all 5 members of the enemy team attacking me.
The moral of the story, ladies and gentlemen, is never accept a truce farm with a Nasus. This has been, another episode of the League Zone.