Today's match: note that I'm lvl 7 and so everyone sucks.
I got Nidalee in a support mood, on the top lane with a Garen. And I'm on my "just don't die" mode, just playing conservative, and literally spending all my mana healing this Garen who keeps throwing himself against two other dudes while typing, in caps lock, WHERE ARE YOUR SPEAR THROW YOUR SPEAR HELP DO SOMETHING, and I'm like, healing the dude a lot, really a lot, but fuck it, my peace of mind in this game is not to interact with people in-game and then bitch on GAF later.
So we keep at it, I'm keeling the little dudes, poking other champions here and there, throwing a spear only when I'm sure I'll hit and even then missing it a lot, and basically only healing this dude on caps lock HELP ME FUCK HELP ME ARE YOU RETARDED HELP ME THROW YOUR SPEAR.
So eventually he really takes a step forward alone against the two enemies and dies horribly. He ragequits, we win the game and I report him.
So I'll say that I'm satisfied for today.