I'm a 5 item Caitlyn (IE, PD, BT, Bezerker's, Last Whisper), so I fucking chunk, but my team is too busy trying to kill a support Kayle who has her ult on and a full tank Jarvan to give me a hand with the Fizz that's jumping all over me. We have a jungle Hecarim who only wants to itemise for himself, no lockets or bulwarks or anything, and uses his ult to dive an enemy ADC under his tower, alone, and does't get anything out of it. Also he doesn't ward. Ever.
Apparently I'm "not the priority for protection", and because I had the least kills I'm not important. Even though I out damage everyone in the game at that point.
They want to protect a Kha Zix whose only damage item is a Brutalizer, and has a Warmog's, Sunfire and a GA.
And this is my own ranked team, my friends. It's no-brainer stuff. I don't even particularly like playing ADC, but the rest of them have such a lack of versatility that I can't lane where I want to because they can only play one role.
Me and my support were getting camped by their Lee Sin the whole game, but our Hecarim was too busy trying to stop our mid lane from feeding so hard, even though the lane was lost already, to come bottom even once before we got the tower even though we were getting camped.
And the worst thing is, they won't listen. They all have such a solo queue mentality that it makes playing with them such a chore at times. They're so oblivious to everything in the game other than kills.