Pancakes
hot, steaming, as melted butter slips into the cracks, drizzled with sticky sweet syrup OH GOD
all i'm sayin' is, all anyone has to do to beat mario is just flick him and he instantly loses his powerup and dies.
now kirby, kirby could take out spiderman. maybe some batmans, but not preptime batman (aka bullshit batman)
Oh really?