In a continuing show of "what the hell" after my Red Five was flat out cancelled, I got an email last night that says "contact us within 48 hours or we're cancelling your B-Wing too".
Lego should be the company contracted to do border patrols with Mexico. They are infinitely more paranoid than any government organization.
You set up the Defcon 1 level alarm, a phone call had to be made to LEGO headquarters in Billum - Denmark at 2:00 am in the morning that woke up LEGO CEO
LEGO USA: Sir sorry to wake you up but there is a matter that requires your immediate attention.
Jørgen Vig Knudstorp: What is it? someone leaked our 2014 sets already? DId someone figure out I am hoarding all the Mr Gold minifigures under my mattress?
LEGO USA: No sir, I am afraid this is worst than that...
Jørgen Vig Knudstorp: Then what is then, spill it!!!
LEGO USA: Sir, I am afraid that filthy Canadian is trying to to take advantage of the American LEGO prices.
Jørgen Vig Knudstorp: Nooooooooo!!!! God Damn it!! These Canadians!!!! How bad is it? Did the Merchandise crossed the border???? Call The American Border, get me Customs Deparment, Get me the President!!! That shipment must be stopped!!
LEGO USA: Relax sir, we were able to stop the shipment before leaving our warehouses.
Jørgen Vig Knudstorp: Good! Good! you have done well.
LEGO USA: Thank you sir, Can I have a Mr. Gold as a reward?
Jørgen Vig Knudstorp: sure you can, AFTER YOU PAY ME 1000 dollars like every one is paying me on ebay.
LEGO USA: Wow sir you're truly evil.
Jørgen Vig Knudstorp: Evil you say? pfffffffff I didn't become rich by handing out Mr. Golds for free, I want the Canadian punished!!!
LEGO USA: What should we do sir? Should we charge him the usual ripoff non-sensical Canadian price?
Jørgen Vig Knudstorp: No, wipe his order out.
LEGO USA: bu but sir, he has 2 orders, should I cancel just 1?
Jørgen Vig Knudstorp: No, all of them, and starting next month we will increase Canadian prices again, I think a 10% increase each month should sent the message clear, we don't wan't their weak sauce Canadian Dollar, heck I've heard they are putting out new bills made with plastic, plastic! god damn it, they are probably melting my LEGOs to make their bills.
LEGO USA: Ehhh sir, I am going to let you go so you can have a good night sleep.
[*hangs up]