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what the fuck dude

no

just no

edit: this post sounds a lot meaner/rougher than i intended it to be :lol sorry <3 a good dirty story is always fantastic though. maybe just because i'm such a visual person when i read anything.

So that's how you got through Cryptum!

In other news, lifeguarding is totally worth it if only because it's easy tanning time.

EDIT: Just realized I live about 25 minutes away from Parn.

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Bored. Slow night.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
 
What!? No, reading is boring, and getting a boner while reading is kind of weird.
Jacking off while reading is fucked up.
oh boo :p
it's all about the buildup, and yeah, sexy story time is much better.
exaaaactly. This guy knows what's up.

So this is gonna be an odd question, but do bisexual women kiss and tell as often as gay men seem to do?

In my experience it sure seems that way. Although I get the impression most bisexual people feel pretty comfortable with sex and talking about sex in general. At least I do?
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Okay, Seks, here's what I got:

First pic gave me nothing, but it's probably from a porn video.

Second pic: Apparently, it's Austin Ried & Wesley Marks, I found some NSFW images on a website about fetishes.. err... the video is about them smoking and kissing, then sucking each other off.

Third pic: It's actually a threesome! From Broke Straight Boys or something- It's Danny, Tyler, and Austin. Found some NSFW pics about it.

Well, at least you found the one I was interested in (the second one) mostly.

Wesley isn't as hot as I thought was in these profile photos on Manhub (NSFW and no I am not linking it, you can google it since I gave the name). :/ Probably the camera angle. Plus smoking D:.

I'll have to go diving for the third one I guess.

The first is pretty hot though. If someone finds the name for that one, OMG.
 
Well, at least you found the one I was interested in (the second one) mostly.

Wesley isn't as hot as I thought was in these profile photos on Manhub (NSFW and no I am not linking it, you can google it since I gave the name). :/ Probably the camera angle. Plus smoking D:.

I'll have to go diving for the third one I guess.

The first is pretty hot though. If someone finds the name for that one, OMG.
Yeah that was my impression about the second one too.

Sorry Seks, I really tried to find something from the first one :|
 
which countries?

(asking for a friend)

Oh macuser...

I believe Brazil and Mexico have/had this? American prison culture has this, though even the bottoms aren't considered gay since its purely a dominance thing.

Ancient Rome and Greece also had this I believe.

In my experience it sure seems that way. Although I get the impression most bisexual people feel pretty comfortable with sex and talking about sex in general. At least I do?

So yeah feel free to ignore this question, but uh did you and Salazar ever hook up?

I need this movie, halp gay gaf!

lol why would you want it. Red shirt guy?
 
http://i.imgur.com/axZvwSs.jpg

Funny, I was checking out a tumblr two hours ago named Men with beards with dogs. Found two great pictures.


Dam, the second guy is so beautiful. Want to have rough sex with him. That rugged face and chest hair. Cute snouts all around.


Holy shit, that was hilarious. Thank you.

I need this movie, halp gay gaf!

Catalina - Boy Band. I'm so going to watch it.
 

hateradio

The Most Dangerous Yes Man
When I was younger and thought I might be straight I watched some Big Sausage Pizza porn. I appreciated that they barely bothered with a story and it seemed to poke fun at awful porn stories in general. "Hey ma'am I have a large pizza for you with sausage!"

I wish more porn would take advantage of their ridiculous story set ups.

Examples
NSFW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfnh4XJ64fE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zBQYpK_1aE
Oh man, the guy's accent in the second one. Ahah.

The last guy has a strange sex face.
 
which countries?

(asking for a friend)
That's the mentality in a lot of Arab/Middle Eastern countries, at least.
I can't remember the last time I found an appealing porn. :\

Cute + kinda femme + chest hair, why is that so hard to do. Apparently in porn land, when you're femme, you're also automatically a hairless, shrieking twink; if you have chest hair, you have to be 40 and look like a linebacker. Ugh.
Having chest hair and then not being a super-muscular alpha male is a curse in many gay scenes, though. :(
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
DR2K: All I can think while watching this is "OH GOD! SOMEONE SHUT THE FRIDGE DOOR! D:"
 
Y'all need to eat oatmeal for breakfast. It'll put hair on your chest.
Egg whites and Canadian bacon. Every goddamned day.

Food porn? I just got finished watching a porno where 2 guys food fuck. Have to try it one day.
Was it two British guys in a restaurant kitchen?

Not too long ago I discovered "Austony - A love story"... man that shit is hot!!!! there's ton of foreplay and you can really see they love each other. I know there are other videos from this "series" though I haven't watch another one.

I recommend it to you guys :)
Caught this a while back.

Maybe the first time I didn't skip through the pre-sex "interview" part of a video.

No it had Damien Cross and some big bottomed Latin dude iirc.
Okay, now I'm definitely gonna need a link.

Oh wow.

wtf

Ancient Rome and Greece also had this I believe.
Ah, the contradictory nature of Ancient Hyper-masculine Patriarchy.

Though, it was less that they were ashamed of being gay and more that they felt penetration was feminine. Those cultures were obsessed with the idea of masculine beauty, so femininity of any kind was considered shameful for adult males. They got around it by topping teenagers(it was considered sorta okay for them to be a bit fem because they technically weren't adult men yet). Greek culture was weird like that.

Feudal Japan was similar in regards to how they revered masculinity, and were super cool with dude sex as a result. Though, I dunno if they had the same hang-ups about bottoming.

...I wanted to talk about something that wasn't food/porn/foodporn.
 

RM8

Member
You look happy despite whatever is going on with your finger :D Around here we get stinky ink on our thumbs when we vote. Gladly the smell goes away way faster than the ink.

Speaking of breakfast, I think the unholy amounts of coffee and water I drink early in the morning are not helping at all to make me feel hungry early. I just had a HUGE cup of coffee (not going to be the last one, lol) which was much needed since I stupidly played Mario Kart Super Circuit (of all games...) until rather late last night. I need to make it a policy to NOT use my handhelds after midnight.
 

Cosmic Bus

pristine morning snow
Yeah, I usually do find some pictures instead.

Porn isn't something I need or want very often because my imagination is better, but it's nice to have the alternative available occasionally.
 

Delio

Member
I recently watched The Great Happiness Space on Netflix... but I wouldn't recommend it. What kind of documentaries do you like? I've been watching several North Korea documentaries, lol.

That documentary is very depressing and insightful. Shows that being a host in japan isnt some magical thing.
 

RM8

Member
That documentary is very depressing and insightful. Shows that being a host in japan isnt some magical thing.
I don't want to sound judgemental but at first I couldn't believe those girls were so delusional and dumb. And then when they reveal
they're hostesses or prostitutes themselves, hate their work BUT spend all their money on the male hosts
then I just officially labeled them as insane. Plus the guys weren't really good looking IMO :p
 

BeesEight

Member
The people from american that are all "omg japan is super awesome! Lets go to a host club!" I already knew it was a hellish lifestyle lol.

Ah, lol, I see. I'd never heard of host clubs before going to Japan and when it was explained to me there it sounded really... uhhh... special.
 

Delio

Member
I don't want to sound judgemental but at first I couldn't believe those girls were so delusional and dumb. And then when they reveal
they're hostesses or prostitutes themselves, hate their work BUT spend all their money on the male hosts
then I just officially labeled them as insane. Plus the guys weren't really good looking IMO :p

The main guy was not cute at all sadly. The guys seem very stupid as well. I didn't feel super sorry that they worked to near exhaustion and damage their bodies so much with booze. Seems like a very shortlived lifestyle ( i say that as im writing a novella about being a host)

Ah, lol, I see. I'd never heard of host clubs before going to Japan and when it was explained to me there it sounded really... uhhh... special.

Special if you have the money to cough up :)
 
haha. Now that sounds like a fun world to live in :p

I was told that men always want it, and so do women. The only reasonable conclusion is that when two attractive people meet they are instantly overtaken by sexual lust.

Though I guess that'd be awkward. IIRC you both go to the same university but he's a grad student and you're an undergrad I take it?
 
So I have decided not to watch pron or fap for a week.
Like, seriously I'm starting to get worried. ANYWAY, I used to think Japan was some magical world until I stopped watching Anime.
 

RM8

Member
I used to think Japan was some magical world too. Then I went to Japan and it turns out it -is- some awesome magical world :p Will be back there in December, hopefully.

I've never been into anime, though.
 

Delio

Member
If I was just going to throw away money on someone talking to me, I'd get a geisha. At the very least they know how to serve tea.

From what I learned in that documentary you will never get tea there. Soda or something yeah but mostly whatever beer they hock at you.
 

BeesEight

Member
From what I learned in that documentary you will never get tea there. Soda or something yeah but mostly whatever beer they hock at you.

Well, they make most their money on commission sales right? At least, I think that's how the hostess club worked? Not sure though since I didn't go. They seem like money pits. Course, I was told they'd try to charge you if you even tried to take their photo on the street.

(Didn't stop me though.)

So I have decided not to watch pron or fap for a week.
Like, seriously I'm starting to get worried.

I did the three month challenge. A week is nothing. It's like you've never been on a vacation or something. :p
 
I will say, so many people mention how written porn is better and no matter how much I search it's never good.

Why do y'all feel the need to have a backstory for the fucking? I mean, fine, sometimes I imagine the backstory. And well, just about all of Brazzers scenes have some sort of intro *shrug*
 

BeesEight

Member
I will say, so many people mention how written porn is better and no matter how much I search it's never good.

Why do y'all feel the need to have a backstory for the fucking? I mean, fine, sometimes I imagine the backstory. And well, just about all of Brazzers scenes have some sort of intro *shrug*

Yeah, I don't know either. Written porn is pretty bad. But then again they're mostly erotic fanfictions so I guess it's unrealistic to expect quality from them. It's the rare exceptions that I've ever enjoyed.

And yeah, I don't really look for a backstory in my porn either. It's not like the actors could perform one decently anyway. If they can be passionate then I'm happy.
 

RM8

Member
Day one of Insanity. 59 left, lol.

For some reason I'm not nearly as tired I was on Friday and Saturday when I tried the fit test just for the lulz. That's probably me imagining things but it's a bit encouraging that I'm not in "kill me mode" right now :p
 

neojubei

Will drop pants for Sony.
I used to think Japan was some magical world too. Then I went to Japan and it turns out it -is- some awesome magical world :p Will be back there in December, hopefully.

I've never been into anime, though.
Yeah it is a magical place lol. I'll be back there in October. I really am considering just moving there
 

Ahasverus

Member
Play with him :)

HA no way that game looks booring. I've played RE5 and 6 and Halo Reach with him Co-op and Bayo, Rising and Dark Souls by stage/level/boss and it's been super fun, but LoL is my nemesis and have been my nemesis for 8 months, and it gets a little irritating in finals time when I can't see him anymore that much and still he prefers to be playing baby-Dota than talking with me :(

Who am I kidding, I just miss him.
 

Delio

Member
HA no way that game looks booring. I've played RE5 and 6 and Halo Reach with him Co-op and Bayo, Rising and Dark Souls by stage/level/boss and it's been super fun, but LoL is my nemesis and have been my nemesis for 8 months, and it gets a little irritating in finals time when I can't see him anymore that much and still he prefers to be playing baby-Dota than talking with me :(

Who am I kidding, I just miss him.

You sound kinda needy. I should know I was the same way with my ex and that is just terrible.
 

BeesEight

Member
HA no way that game looks booring. I've played RE5 and 6 and Halo Reach with him Co-op and Bayo, Rising and Dark Souls by stage/level/boss and it's been super fun, but LoL is my nemesis and have been my nemesis for 8 months, and it gets a little irritating in finals time when I can't see him anymore that much and still he prefers to be playing baby-Dota than talking with me :(

Who am I kidding, I just miss him.

Tell him he's lame and should play Dota 2. I even have some spare invites if he needs some.

(Then I will play Dota 2 with your boyfriend. Won't solve your issue but at least it'll get him playing the objectively better game.)
 
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