What are some good alcoholic drinks? I don't normally drink at all (mostly because it tastes like shit) but it's my birthday this weekend so I thought I'd have some fun.
Kids are annoying so I'd rather get married.
Wow those videos are obnoxious.
Weak long island ice tea.
Half a shot of vodka (be generous)
Half a shot of gin (be conservative)
Half a shot of tequila
Half a shot of white rum
Full shot of triple sec
Now mix some lemon or lime juice in a container with a fuckload of sugar. Add at least a shot of the resulting mixture.
Put in a full shot of water, if not more... pretty much to taste.
Splash in some coke -- not diet, it'll taste like ass -- and some sweet tea.
That's at least two or three drinks, mind you, but it tastes fantastic.
Drinking gets damn expensive though, and it's terrible for you. Most gays I know have moved onto vices that contain less calories.