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LGBThread |OT4| We're (still) Here! We're (still) Queer!

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Bladenic

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Really? 'Cause it reads like the dude did everything but pull out his dick.

Replicant, he'll probably leave you alone after that failed encounter. I think you made it clear what your intentions weren't.

I meant he should have done a better job of showing he wanted it that instead of creepily smiling and hogging his machine, he should have said hi or something.
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
I would not ever get matching tattoos with someone, no matter how much I loved them.

I wouldn't either.

So, it's been a while since I tell a tale of my gym encounter...

lol he was obviously into you
or maybe he wasn't, er...all there?
You should have said "Hi" or something to diffuse the awkwardness. No idea why he didn't say anything first, but some people are into the whole "I look at you, you look at me, we go into the back and fuck without saying a word to each other" so maybe that's what he was going for.

Also, your encounter reminded me a lot of this video I watched last night - How To Hit On A Girl At The Gym from BroScienceLife (hilarious channel that everyone should watch). The entire thing is relevant, but the part that reminded me of your encounter starts at the 2 minute mark.
 
Is having a beard but not a mustache a thing? I'm tired of my stache but want to keep the scruff. Is having really thin 5 o'clock shadow for a mustache but keeping a little beard stubble something people can pull off?
 

The Golden Palace begins where The Golden Girls had ended, in the quartet's now-sold Miami house. With Dorothy Zbornak having married and left in the previous series finale, the three remaining cast members (Sophia Petrillo, Rose Nylund and Blanche Devereaux) decide to invest in a Miami hotel that is up for sale
 

mantidor

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The Golden Palace begins where The Golden Girls had ended, in the quartet's now-sold Miami house. With Dorothy Zbornak having married and left in the previous series finale, the three remaining cast members (Sophia Petrillo, Rose Nylund and Blanche Devereaux) decide to invest in a Miami hotel that is up for sale

read the title of the post :)

It does look like the spin off was awful.
 

Cosmic Bus

pristine morning snow
Is having a beard but not a mustache a thing? I'm tired of my stache but want to keep the scruff. Is having really thin 5 o'clock shadow for a mustache but keeping a little beard stubble something people can pull off?

A horrible, horrible thing, yes.

Some light scruff is fine if your mustache doesn't grow in as heavily; anything more and you risk looking like this creature.
 

hateradio

The Most Dangerous Yes Man
A horrible, horrible thing, yes.

Some light scruff is fine if your mustache doesn't grow in as heavily; anything more and you risk looking like this creature.
I've had that kind of style, though less beard-ish, because my mustache (well my facial hair) doesn't grow that well . . . and I risk looking like a migrant worker. (emo)
 

btkadams

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Is having a beard but not a mustache a thing? I'm tired of my stache but want to keep the scruff. Is having really thin 5 o'clock shadow for a mustache but keeping a little beard stubble something people can pull off?

yeah, i've yet to see a guy pull this off well. i'd avoid it. mustache and shorter beard works well, but the opposite just looks strange to me.
 

btkadams

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Mustaches are the best part look at more vintage porn gawd.
i agree! i'm obviously biased since i've been trying out the moustache thing lately, but it's my favourite look on a guy these days. best look is thick mustache with very short beard imo. if i could grow a fuller (cheeks) beard, i'd probably rock that look.
 
i agree! i'm obviously biased since i've been trying out the moustache thing lately, but it's my favourite look on a guy these days. best look is thick mustache with very short beard imo. if i could grow a fuller (cheeks) beard, i'd probably rock that look.

I can't even grow any facial hair, or any I'd want to anyways. But I guess I have that twinky aesthetic anyways since I get asked if I'm still in high school all the time lol. But yeah I like that look, too.
 
For reference:

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My work shirts are two sizes too big and I've got one on which is why I look pudgy as all hell, btw. Also gelling my hair because reasons.
 

Mr_Zombie

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You look perfect the way you have it now. Keep the mustache.

Alternatively, thanks to the power of quick and dirty photoshop job
don't ask, I have a job to do and, as you can see, I really don't want to do it
, this is how you would look like with just the beard: http://i.imgur.com/7sEhO9t.png
 

btkadams

Member
yeah, i say keep it.
That's fine.

Also, can I just mention that a goatee is the ABSOLUTE worst thing and no one should ever do that.
i've seen it look good on some people, but not enough for it to be as common as it is. my brother also has one and he's an asshole, so he's not helping the cause for goatees.
 

Replicant

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lol he was obviously into you
or maybe he wasn't, er...all there?
You should have said "Hi" or something to diffuse the awkwardness. No idea why he didn't say anything first, but some people are into the whole "I look at you, you look at me, we go into the back and fuck without saying a word to each other" so maybe that's what he was going for.

Our change rooms are indeed private but 7PM is way too early for that kind of shenanigans. And I think I'm too self-conscious to have sex in public place even if it's somewhat private.

Also, your encounter reminded me a lot of this video I watched last night - How To Hit On A Girl At The Gym from BroScienceLife (hilarious channel that everyone should watch). The entire thing is relevant, but the part that reminded me of your encounter starts at the 2 minute mark.

LOLOLOLOL. The one at 2:13 is eerily similar to last night. How do girls put up with this? Come to think of it, there have been occasions where I'd try to do shoulder press and try to look into the mirror to make sure my form is correct, and a guy would just have to suddenly be standing in front of my face and starts curling, blocking my view of myself with his body. Even my straight friend did that when he first started talking to me. I considered that 'normal' though. I'm somewhat aware that it's a way for many guys in gym to introduce themselves to others they want to talk to. Last night was just a bit too abrupt though. And the water fountain part....AHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, that happened quite often too.
 
I was about to post a horrifying relevant episode of the Cinema Snob but then I got sidetracked on about 15 different episodes featuring pornos.

Why.

I don't know what we're talking about anymore.

Guys I'm turning into a (pseudo-) Taoist, meditating on the dantians is so good. Wu wei all over the place. I sort of feel like a kid again.
 

Dany

Banned
Speaking of facial hair...

pa7xylrl.jpg


It's been three weeks. :x and ignore my sleepy eyes (i was sleepy)

I like it, i generally am against growing it, but i think im going to stick with it for awhile longer. Probably until i graduate lol
 
I wouldn't either.



lol he was obviously into you
or maybe he wasn't, er...all there?
You should have said "Hi" or something to diffuse the awkwardness. No idea why he didn't say anything first, but some people are into the whole "I look at you, you look at me, we go into the back and fuck without saying a word to each other" so maybe that's what he was going for.

Also, your encounter reminded me a lot of this video I watched last night - How To Hit On A Girl At The Gym from BroScienceLife (hilarious channel that everyone should watch). The entire thing is relevant, but the part that reminded me of your encounter starts at the 2 minute mark.

Life to you is a porno isn't it?
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
Our change rooms are indeed private but 7PM is way too early for that kind of shenanigans.

7PM too early for sex? Pish posh! It's never too early for sex!

And I think I'm too self-conscious to have sex in public place even if it's somewhat private.

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."

Sex in public, is, like, the best kind of sex, so I think you should go for it! Live a little! No regrets! #YOLO

LOLOLOLOL. The one at 2:13 is eerily similar to last night. How do girls put up with this?

I don't know. How do they put up with it?

Come to think of it, there have been occasions where I'd try to do shoulder press and try to look into the mirror to make sure my form is correct, and a guy would just have to suddenly be standing in front of my face and starts curling, blocking my view of myself with his body. Even my straight friend did that when he first started talking to me. I considered that 'normal' though. I'm somewhat aware that it's a way for many guys in gym to introduce themselves to others they want to talk to.

Hold up.

Guys (even straight ones) will literally insert themselves in front of the mirror/water fountain - forcing you to look at their bodies - as a means of trying to make friends with you?

brb going to the gym


Lookin' fly sis!

Life to you is a porno isn't it?

You mean it isn't to you?
 
7PM too early for sex? Pish posh! It's never too early for sex!

I think he's saying the gym won't be cleared out enough for sex that early.

People who go full Tarzan at the gym to introduce themselves am dumb. Just talk to people, dummies. It's always worked for me!

I've also given out my number with a 1:1 success ratio.

DOUBLE NONSPOILER SPOILER: oodles of people have been eyeing me up at the gym lately and one or two have made casual conversation - one lady even went out of her way to, like, ask about some weight stuff and made small talk. I have noooo idea if she was trying to hit on me or not. I'm not even attractive yet!

TRIPLE SPOILER SPOILER: I just realized my gym is on base and has a pretty high retention rate. Even though I'm not exactly in shape, I've consistently made it here 4 days a week for the past 7 weeks. Would people find visible progress or commitment like that attractive on some level?
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
I think he's saying the gym won't be cleared out enough for sex that early.

Sex at the gym can happen around the clock tho. The more people there the better, in fact!

People who go full Tarzan at the gym to introduce themselves am dumb.

Maybe. They can get away with it though, if they're hot enough.

DOUBLE NONSPOILER SPOILER: oodles of people have been eyeing me up at the gym lately and one or two have made casual conversation - one lady even went out of her way to, like, ask about some weight stuff and made small talk. I have noooo idea if she was trying to hit on me or not. I'm not even attractive yet!

Get it gurl!

TRIPLE SPOILER SPOILER: Would people find visible progress or commitment like that attractive on some level?

Yes. Commitment is a very attractive (one of the top, imo) quality in a person.
 

Replicant

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Sex at the gym can happen around the clock tho. The more people there the better, in fact!

I meant there are people still at the gym at that hour and a few more usually comes around 8PM-9PM ish. And I think we have cameras installed although I don't think there are any in the shower/change rooms.

Hold up.

Guys (even straight ones) will literally insert themselves in front of the mirror/water fountain - forcing you to look at their bodies - as a means of trying to make friends with you?

brb going to the gym

I know. I know. I wouldn't believe it either if I didn't actually made a few straight friends at the gym via this method. And I wasn't the one who initiated that. One friend basically exercised in front of me and then went "Oh sorry man, didn't know you're there". And then depending if you want to take their bait or not, you can engage him in convo or just go "It's okay" (mean you are not interested in talking to them LOL). You can also easily/immediately judge their level of interest in you when they start talking to you longer than what your question was meant to do.

Then imagine the disappointment in my face when I found out that they're straights. LOL. That's why I don't consider those interactions as a gay come-on despite how it may seem to us. Sometimes straight guys do the gayest thing that even I wouldn't be caught on in public. I don't know. Maybe from their POV it looks less gay to pretend that they're engaged in some kind of exercise in front of you and just happen to be talking to you than to directly engage you in conversation? Mind you, if they are not interested in getting to know you they'll not even bother to hover around you in the first place. And their answer to you when you ask something will be short a "Yes"/"No" kind of answer.
 
Nooooooooooooooo...

I've been playing Tomb Raider on my ps3 and now I just turned it on and the stick has gone crazy, it's stuck going to the right on the dashboard.

I looked it up and it seems like it could be fixed by taking the controller appart and cleaning it. Hopefully it will work but I don't have a tiny screwdriver so it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

:'(
 

btkadams

Member
Nooooooooooooooo...

I've been playing Tomb Raider on my ps3 and now I just turned it on and the stick has gone crazy, it's stuck going to the right on the dashboard.

I looked it up and it seems like it could be fixed by taking the controller appart and cleaning it. Hopefully it will work but I don't have a tiny screwdriver so it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

:'(
Try the reset button on the controller first (if you haven't already). There's a small hole on the bottom of the controller that you can poke a toothpick in to push the reset button.
 

Caladrius

Member
I don't know what we're talking about anymore.

Guys I'm turning into a (pseudo-) Taoist, meditating on the dantians is so good. Wu wei all over the place. I sort of feel like a kid again.

It's okay, few people even know what I'm talking about to begin with. (Of course I have trouble enunciating consonants correctly so that doesn't help in a real-world setting.

And go crazy with it.

Speaking of facial hair...

pa7xylrl.jpg

I like it, i generally am against growing it, but i think im going to stick with it for awhile longer. Probably until i graduate lol
Solid, but it looks uneven. Be diligent with trimming it.
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
I meant there are people still at the gym at that hour and a few more usually comes around 8PM-9PM ish. And I think we have cameras installed although I don't think there are any in the shower/change rooms.

I'm pretty sure it'd be illegal for them to put cameras in the locker/shower rooms, lol. You're safe there. If someone walks in on you two, maybe you could ask them to join? Also, I hear saunas/steam rooms are good for that sort of thing...

I know. I know. I wouldn't believe it either if I didn't actually made a few straight friends at the gym via this method. And I wasn't the one who initiated that. One friend basically exercised in front of me and then went "Oh sorry man, didn't know you're there". And then depending if you want to take their bait or not, you can engage him in convo or just go "It's okay" (mean you are not interested in talking to them LOL). You can also easily/immediately judge their level of interest in you when they start talking to you longer than what your question was meant to do.

Then imagine the disappointment in my face when I found out that they're straights. LOL. That's why I don't consider those interactions as a gay come-on despite how it may seem to us. Sometimes straight guys do the gayest thing that even I wouldn't be caught on in public. I don't know. Maybe from their POV it looks less gay to pretend that they're engaged in some kind of exercise in front of you and just happen to be talking to you than to directly engage you in conversation? Mind you, if they are not interested in getting to know you they'll not even bother to hover around you in the first place. And their answer to you when you ask something will be short a "Yes"/"No" kind of answer.

*takes notes*

Next time I go to the gym, I'm going to do this in the most innocent way possible. Hopefully I can at least get a friend or two out of it.
 

scarlet

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Wanna share a lil bit of my personal life

My ex just admitted that he was cheating on me and fucking another guy when we were together
 

Sagitario

Member
Speaking of facial hair...

pa7xylrl.jpg


It's been three weeks. :x and ignore my sleepy eyes (i was sleepy)

I like it, i generally am against growing it, but i think im going to stick with it for awhile longer. Probably until i graduate lol

Yes! Keep it [maybe trim it just a tiny little bit], it so fits you. Señor F is lucky!
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I wish my facial hair was good.
 
Try the reset button on the controller first (if you haven't already). There's a small hole on the bottom of the controller that you can poke a toothpick in to push the reset button.
Yeah, I tried but no luck :( gonna go pick up a screwdriver set and try to fix this thing.
 
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