Dead Prince
Banned
Nah. I prefer staring. I think he enjoys showing off.Even if he is not there in the morning you should talk to him, he distracts you too much apparently, so go ask him out!
But i was thirstier than a dying Ethiopian
Nah. I prefer staring. I think he enjoys showing off.Even if he is not there in the morning you should talk to him, he distracts you too much apparently, so go ask him out!
What type of gay is this?
No
did i step into animeGAFI like to think of the main squeeze as being your primary butt-grabbing subject
and it's the type that (lewd)
"21 Real Men Who Will Make You Believe In The Power Of Getting Haircuts Regularly"
did i step into animeGAF
congrats on the diet, hope you get a bubble butt soon
Pretty sure that the guy would still be called a
I want to ban buzzfeed from my life.
Facebook status update?Last night was a rough night.
No. Dog broke her leg and may need it amputated.Facebook status update?
#1 is awful
#2 went from generic duder to generic hipster
#3 looks good either way
#4 is awful
#5 is awful
#6 is good
#7 is good
#8 is good
#9 looks good either way
#10 is ok
#11 looks good either way
#12 is awful
#13 is fucking terrible
#14 is ok
#15 is good
#16 looks good either way
#17 is awful
#18 is good
#19 is awful
#20 is good
#21 is ok
"21 Real Men Who Will Make You Believe In The Power Of Getting Haircuts Regularly"
That asian guy looks way much better
Pretty sure that the guy would still be called aslut. I mean I guess there's the difference between top and bottom. A top doesn't have a stigma either.gay
I mean I could write:
"A straight guy who has sex with lots of girls . . . is just called straight."
A bottom, however, would be stigmatized somewhat.
Slutty bottom; butt boy; cum dump; etc.
But I get some of the sentiment . . . I guess.
On the flip side that would infer that all gay dudes are expected to be in orgies and/or be promiscuous.
he looks so so so much worse
he was really rocking the facial hair and glasses combo
Pretty sure that the guy would still be called aslut. I mean I guess there's the difference between top and bottom. A top doesn't have a stigma either.gay
I mean I could write:
"A straight guy who has sex with lots of girls . . . is just called straight."
A bottom, however, would be stigmatized somewhat.
Slutty bottom; butt boy; cum dump; etc.
But I get some of the sentiment . . . I guess.
On the flip side that would infer that all gay dudes are expected to be in orgies and/or be promiscuous.
Nah I think it was supposed to just be a surprise switch from the way that sentence normally finishes where the guy is called a "boss" or "champ" or whatever and is presumably straight in the context, but this one just ran with the note of it being promiscuous with guys so it finished the sentence by just pointing out a sort of "first of all, he'd be called gay for sleeping with guys."I think it's just supposed to be stupid. That or I just prefer things be stupid.
What type of gay is this?
Dorothy is probably burly enough to take those other bitches down. Rose would also cut a bitch, you can tell.
Oh noes.No. Dog broke her leg and may need it amputated.
Oh noes.
Three legged dogs are sorta awesome though tbh.
"Happy" Passover to anyone else here who has to celebrate it x_x
Also, saw Furious 7 last night. I personally didn't cry at the end, but there were people around me who were. Great movie
I ate Mcdonald's fries for the first time in a long time. They're really good :3 I think I missed them, but last time I was eating McD two times a week made me gain 40 pounds in a few months... don't wanna go back.
Which makes me wish I had the metabolism of a hummingbird, and eat all I want without getting fat.
Yes, but the poor doges suffer a lot.
Celebrate a passover? and ooh, forgot about Furious 7.
Yeah, they amputated the leg this morning. If all goes well, I can bring her home tomorrow. It's sad but I just want her home.Oh noes.
Three legged dogs are sorta awesome though tbh.
No greater feeling than a negative HIV result. Good start to Friday.
How goes it letters GAF?
I miss McDonald's fries. Haven't had them in months.Stupid dieting and whatnot.I feel a cheat day coming on so I can have some...
Yesterday was April Fools Day… I got my fool on pretty early.
…around 8pm the day before, in fact.
The tag team of feeling hungry and not wanting to take the time to cook is often a dangerous combination. After listen to my stomach gurgle for an hour or so I walked a block to the McDonalds near me and figured “hey, so long as I’m eating garbage, I may as well eat a lot of garbage.”
I ordered two McDoubles and three McChickens from the (more than a) dollar menu, received them in a greasy paper bag, and walked back home in the rain.
Let’s get the gross part out of the way: yes, I ate all of it… in less than ten minutes, even. I also slathered the sandwiches with a super salty sesame sauce…
…you know, cause this meal needed more sodium.
Food consumed and hunger satisfied (ish), I went about my business and eventually went to bed.
…then I woke up an hour later. Stomach… pain. Urge to go to bathroom… astronomical.
In the interest of sparing the details, what this boils down to is that I spent forty-five minutes on the toilet, never going more than five minutes without something evacuating my person…
…and not always from the same place.
I hope I’ve learned my lesson: never again McDonald’s, never again.
Yeah, they amputated the leg this morning. If all goes well, I can bring her home tomorrow. It's sad but I just want her home.
men's short hair styles are a cesspit right now
No greater feeling than a negative HIV result. Good start to Friday.
How goes it letters GAF?
I miss McDonald's fries. Haven't had them in months.Stupid dieting and whatnot.I feel a cheat day coming on so I can have some...
I've been toying with the idea of shaving my head full bald. It's more convenience than style.
Oh, that's greatOK, so I've not been axe murdered.
Is this the new lingo?OK, so I've not been axe murdered.
OK, so I've not been axe murdered.
OK, so I've not been axe murdered.
Is this the new lingo?
Name the porn star
Name the porn star
I've been considering this too. Going bald and then seeing how long it takes my hair to grow back.
OK, so I've not been axe murdered.
Oh, that's great
What happened?
We had a couple of drinks at a local pub. Got on pretty well, went home separately cus we both had evening plans. It was niceSpill the deets. How did it go?
Yep, it is. Axe murdered is young people speak for anal which didn't happen.Is this the new lingo?
Thanks! I actually like the idea of a date getting dangerous and you rolling in on a tank to save me. Very reassuring.Don't relax just yet, he could just be waiting to dissect you when you least expect it.
Don't worry, I've got your back:
Haha well I'm glad everyone except me thinks I'm paranoidNo one had any doubts.
Yeah, they amputated the leg this morning. If all goes well, I can bring her home tomorrow. It's sad but I just want her home.
Yep, it is. Axe murdered is young people speak for anal which didn't happen.
Which makes me wish I had the metabolism of a hummingbird, and eat all I want without getting fat.
I've been toying with the idea of shaving my head full bald. It's more convenience than style.
I've been considering this too. Going bald and then seeing how long it takes my hair to grow back.
That's pretty cute for a porn star.Name the porn star
Oooh, now I get that line in Blurred Bynes
Bald + beard = sex. do it duders!
its not that great tbh -__-
Bald + beard = sex. do it duders!
That's pretty cute for a porn star.
My beard growing ability is nil.
What isn't that great?
I'm not really a fan of beards. Don't want one.