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[RM8]

I approve of these raction gifs.

I also approve of short guys. I don't have a preference when it comes to height, but I don't see shortness as being an unattractive trait at all. FWIW I'm 1.78m which is pretty everage. Except in the only countries I've been to, where I'm actually above average

 

[Kater]

:>

Some more shots here.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

:>

Some more shots here.

 

[Delio]

Short guys are so cute. I love it.

 

[Leona Lewis]

:>

Some more shots here.

unf the Dante cosplay

heavens to betsy, my jimmies are surfborting rn

 

[Spyware]

KNIFE!

 

[Village]

Now that I know more about quiet , those pictures make me laugh. He looses points for that Dante cosplay though.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Now that I know more about quiet , those pictures make me laugh. He looses points for that Dante cosplay though.

no sis

his Dante cosplay galvanized ALL of my ovaries

 

[umop_3pisdn]

more dudes in stockings plz

 

[RatskyWatsky]

short guys are amazing tbqh

 

[Henchmen21]

short guys are amazing tbqh

Speaking from personal experience?

 

[Village]

no sis

his Dante cosplay galvanized ALL of my ovaries

All of them, how many? I need hard data. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself

I like the quiet one more, because its a bit ore crazy or creative. DmC dante is really kind of a dude in a jacket, so I like the quiet one more. But you have derived other enjoyment from it. So hey -shrugs-

also i forgot I post in here, I should post in here more.

 

[_Isaac]

I'm 5'6

I do not want to be picked up. But I do like being smaller (for some odd reason that I cannot pinpoint).

You should pick him up instead.

 

[Monocle]

Loooooooool. I'm kind of here for the size difference tbh.

On a related note (maybe):

The small one is usually known as Armond Rizzo. Hope you like cream pies water sports and hate fucking. Enjoy.

He looks good in a suit too.

I checked out his Twitter just because and was immediately confronted with a gif of him getting

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split in half by a monster cock

. So that happened.

I like how Twitter immediately transforms into the naughty side of Tumblr when you go to a porn star's page.

Well do you like seeing

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literal assholes turning inside out?

UGH NTY

 

[Sai-kun]

I wouldn't have a problem dating a guy shorter than me. I'm 6'4" so that's probably most people anyways. I wouldn't marry one though.

(I'm joking.)

I actually persistently get intense crushes on shorter guys for some reason, idk why.

ilu2 ;3

edit: god that Quiet cosplay...goddamn. it's doing things to me.

 

[Kevyt]

ilu2 ;3

edit: god that Quiet cosplay...goddamn. it's doing things to me.

 

[CornBurrito]

I always just assumed that height preferences were extremely variable in gay men. Like height seems to be almost universally important for women. Without trying to turn too much to evolutionary psychology, I do feel the attraction is biological and can be evidenced by the fact that men in pretty much every culture/geographical location tend to be taller than women on average.

Meanwhile straight men never seem to express a desire to date equally tall or taller women. So height seems to be a fairly unimportant trait to straight men. And I just assumed that kind of holds true for gay men.

 

[Delio]

Loooooooool. I'm kind of here for the size difference tbh.

On a related note (maybe):

I checked out his Twitter just because and was immediately confronted with a gif of him getting

Spoiler

split in half by a monster cock

. So that happened.

I like how Twitter immediately transforms into the naughty side of Tumblr when you go to a porn star's page.


UGH NTY

I noticed that with porn star twitters. I cant even follow them lol.

 

[Monocle]

no sis

his Dante cosplay galvanized ALL of my ovaries

Speaking of hot Dante cosplay, have some Giulio Nardozzi:

And some Leon Chiro:

(You can delete the "l" right before the ".jpg" in the image URLs for larger pictures.)

Can you even? Because I for one cannot even.

I noticed that with porn star twitters. I cant even follow them lol.

It's pretty much all NSFW, all the time, lol. For some reason I used to think Twitter wouldn't allow that stuff. I guess because I perceived it as a more "legitimate" platform because all sorts of celebrities and serious people are on there.

 

[Kevyt]

I always just assumed that height preferences were extremely variable in gay men. Like height seems to be almost universally important for women. Without trying to turn too much to evolutionary psychology, I do feel the attraction is biological and can be evidenced by the fact that men in pretty much every culture/geographical location tend to be taller than women on average.

Meanwhile straight men never seem to express a desire to date equally tall or taller women. So height seems to be a fairly unimportant trait to straight men. And I just assumed that kind of holds true for gay men.

I love it when you're analytical. No seriously, I do.

That's like love talk to me.

You always talk about subjects I'm hugely interested in, and while I don't always partake in such conversations, they fascinate me.

 

[Leona Lewis]

I dunno, there's something too "conventional" about these guys' beauty

/leona

On an unrelated note, who approved this commercial?

 

[Monocle]

I dunno, there's something too "conventional" about these guys' beauty

/leona

Pffft. More hunks for me then!

On an unrelated note, who approved this commercial?

That commercial... The little girl is the only thing that's stopping me from making a dirty joke.

 

[Kevyt]

Pffft. More hunks for me then!

Fight me!

 

[Delio]

It's pretty much all NSFW, all the time, lol. For some reason I used to think Twitter wouldn't allow that stuff. I guess because I perceived it as a more "legitimate" platform because all sorts of celebrities and serious people are on there.

I mean I dont mind it since you get a lot of cute selfies out of it that look more real without any porn lights. But it's crazy.

 

[Monocle]

Fight me!

I mean I dont mind it since you get a lot of cute selfies out of it that look more real without any porn lights. But it's crazy.

I may have mentioned this, but my current obsession is Markie More. He takes hot selfies and hangs out with other hot porn stars. All to my benefit.

 

[DOWN]

It's official, cosplay is a turnoff for me.

here instead

 

[Monocle]

I always just assumed that height preferences were extremely variable in gay men. Like height seems to be almost universally important for women. Without trying to turn too much to evolutionary psychology, I do feel the attraction is biological and can be evidenced by the fact that men in pretty much every culture/geographical location tend to be taller than women on average.

Meanwhile straight men never seem to express a desire to date equally tall or taller women. So height seems to be a fairly unimportant trait to straight men. And I just assumed that kind of holds true for gay men.

I can tell you that fitness level is more important to me than height.

Also, having a partner that's taller or shorter than you can lead to some interesting variety.

It's official, cosplay is a turnoff for me.

here instead
http://33.media.tumblr.com/112b9b9421f1ed5dd7afeb6245bf34c0/tumblr_npqxunnq5j1rmis34o1_500.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/886717522dad100f097b7eee75dcc3c3/tumblr_npqxunnq5j1rmis34o4_500.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/6286d18e72de48a9d82651d4d13b0438/tumblr_npqxunnq5j1rmis34o3_500.gif

3/10, too many shirts.

This guy looks so much like Manu Bennett in that third gif.

I'm surprised and delighted that you haven't already used that gif to dismiss the majestic golden hunk called Theo Raeken. Could it be that the soothing radiance of his athletic body, and more importantly his trustworthy nature, have finally won you over?

 

[Poltergust]

I always just assumed that height preferences were extremely variable in gay men. Like height seems to be almost universally important for women. Without trying to turn too much to evolutionary psychology, I do feel the attraction is biological and can be evidenced by the fact that men in pretty much every culture/geographical location tend to be taller than women on average.

Meanwhile straight men never seem to express a desire to date equally tall or taller women. So height seems to be a fairly unimportant trait to straight men. And I just assumed that kind of holds true for gay men.

Frankly, I find short guys to be cute in their own way lol.

That said, height has never really been a major factor in what I find attractive.

 

[Henchmen21]

Reading the height thread in OT, seems like height is mainly a straight female hangup.

 

[LOCK]

I'm 5'10". I know a guy that is 6'7". Anybody taller than that would be a little awkward. For the other end of the spectrum, most guys I know aren't really all that "short" and so I've never even thought about that. I guess around 5' would start to be a little awkward as well.

Though height is not an important factor I consider in attractiveness.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Get this garbage out of here monocle!!!

 

[daripad]

Reading the height thread in OT, seems like height is mainly a straight female hangup.

Yeah, but a lot of gay people hate fat people

 

[Monocle]

Get this garbage out of here monocle!!!

If he leaves, so shall I.

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In his arms. Or on his back. Mmm.

Oh, I almost forgot:

 

[_Isaac]

lol?

If you listened to OT, perhaps all of the problems in the world [of dating] would be down to straight female hangups. What can we not blame on those poor benighted creatures?

Well just from personal experience it does seem to be more of a hangup with straight women compared to gay men. I haven't really read any peer reviewed articles on it though.

 

[Monocle]

I had to install 15 fainting couches in my home just because one of my friends said he might bring one of his female friends over.

Females are a menace, I tell you.

 

[LOCK]

Yeah, but a lot of gay people hate fat people

This is unfortunately true for some people I know.

But I don't! I like thick guys just as well as lean!

 

[B-Dex]

I'm watching this hot manly dude stream until dawn. He legit just fell out of his chair crying.

The muscles. They do nothing.

 

[Deleted member 465307]

Anecdotally, I can only think of two friends who have talked to me about having strict height preferences for their partners. One was a straight female, and the other was a straight male. The straight female only wanted guys who were taller than her, and the straight male only wanted gals who were shorter than him. In both cases, I looked at them with a confused face, questioned it briefly, and then moved on when I realized I simply could not understand.

 

[_Isaac]

Nevermind the several actual women in that thread who are arguing against the idea, because of course they don't count in comparison to the endless anecdotes that everyone always seems to have waiting in the wings.

Sigh, tho. Women can really never win, even with something as nebulous and prone to cultural influence as sexual attraction.

Hm. I do think everyone has been saying "most" as in most women have these height requirements. Even in the thread I kinda remember most women did have their height requirements. I'm sure a lot of men have their own superficial height requirements for women too, but I don't hear about those as often probably because I mostly talk with men and hear the heightism complaints from guys.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

how tf are you supposed to do pushups

i thought id been doing them the right way but now my shoulder hurts (and hurts after every time i do them) so i figure im doing something wrong

:/

 

[_Isaac]

how tf are you supposed to do pushups

i thought id been doing them the right way but now my shoulder hurts (and hurts after every time i do them) so i figure im doing something wrong

:/

I heard your elbows shouldn't be so flared out. They should be closer to your body.
Here's a video that's been kinda popular lately regarding pushups. I'm no pro mind you, so you'll have to research it on your own to be sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dF1DOWzf20

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I heard your elbows shouldn't be so flared out. They should be closer to your body.
Here's a video that's been kinda popular lately regarding pushups. I'm no pro mind you, so you'll have to research it on your own to be sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dF1DOWzf20

I have no idea how to tell if my shoulder blades are winging or not. I'd have to rig a camera to film myself or something lol

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I absolutely hate doing man stuff. Hate it. I don't wanna drive Standard and I don't care if it's what "Real men like." I can barely drive Automatic without causing a car wreck like what do you want from me?? I hate having to carefully shift gears in the middle of the fucking road and then pressing the accelerator but not that much just enough so that the car doesn't turn off on me in the middle of the road and I don't get destroyed by an incoming car(????) But then shifting gears back in the stop sign that's 2 minutes away and then shifting gears again 2 seconds later how could anyone wanna do this bullshit it's going to end up killing me

Spoiler

/17 year old gay rant

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Push-ups work your shoulders, so they probably should be at least a little sore? The important thing is keeping your body straight, as you would in a plank. Most people tend to naturally let their butts sag a lot when starting out with calisthenics, which makes the push-up a lot easier but is usually regarded as being worse "form". When you do push-ups on your knees a similar sort of thing happens, but more extreme - you don't get used to working your core as you perform the exercise.

It's mainly my left shoulder blade and it feels less sore-sore and more injured-sore. :c

I can barely drive Automatic without causing a car wreck like what do you want from me?? I hate having to carefully shift gears in the middle of the fucking road and then pressing the accelerator but not that much just enough so that the car doesn't turn off on me in the middle of the road and I don't get destroyed by an incoming car(????) But then shifting gears back in the stop sign that's 2 minutes away and then shifting gears again 2 seconds later how could anyone wanna do this bullshit it's going to end up killing me

 

[Vazduh]

It's official, cosplay is a turnoff for me.

here instead

same and thank you

 

[Spyware]

I absolutely hate doing man stuff. Hate it. I don't wanna drive Standard and I don't care if it's what "Real men like." I can barely drive Automatic without causing a car wreck like what do you want from me?? I hate having to carefully shift gears in the middle of the fucking road and then pressing the accelerator but not that much just enough so that the car doesn't turn off on me in the middle of the road and I don't get destroyed by an incoming car(????) But then shifting gears back in the stop sign that's 2 minutes away and then shifting gears again 2 seconds later how could anyone wanna do this bullshit it's going to end up killing me

Spoiler

/17 year old gay rant

Wow, this looks so natural when my partner drives (and earlier my mom and dad) but reading it makes it seem like the worst thing ever! It's all I've ever known.
Manual is standard here in Sweden but there's been a shift (hehe) lately. We're getting an automatic if we get a new car but that's mostly because the specific car doesn't come with manual.

I'm never gonna even try to drive a car. My eyesight is probably too bad for me to even get past the medical requirements and I would have a panic attack if I ever tried to drive. Way too much to think about.

 

[Kater]

I'm watching this hot manly dude stream until dawn. He legit just fell out of his chair crying.

The muscles. They do nothing.

There's some jumpscares, pretty cheap ones, that got me just by watching someone else play the game. That's what good horror should be like!

lol?

If you listened to OT, perhaps all of the problems in the world [of dating] would be down to straight female hangups. What can we not blame on those poor benighted creatures?

I can't when they talk about their failures in their dating life and say it's mostly "them females" fault, and they mostly end up not even realizing themselves that they are the problem and need some stranger on the internet to point it out to them. :x

 

[berzeli]

I can't when they talk about their failures in their dating life and say it's mostly "them females" fault, and they mostly end up not even realizing themselves that they are the problem and need some stranger on the internet to point it out to them. :x

My personal favourite is the breakup threads. Especially when the male OP gets dumped by the (obv evil) female ex.
LethalFun drinking game; take a drink every time someone calls the ex a "btich". Since this will already give you alcohol poisoning I will just skip setting rules for: calling the ex crazy/psycho, jumping to conclusions regarding alleged infidelity, and of course "she's already found new dick".

Those threads are just the worst.

 

[Veeboy]

My personal favourite is the breakup threads. Especially when the male OP gets dumped by the (obv evil) female ex.
LethalFun drinking game; take a drink every time someone calls the ex a "btich". Since this will already give you alcohol poisoning I will just skip setting rules for: calling the ex crazy/psycho, jumping to conclusions regarding alleged infidelity, and of course "she's already found new dick".

Those threads are just the worst.

Before Gaf I never realized how all relationship problems come down to dick. Life is much better now that I don't have to realize my own possible shortcomings when it comes to failed relationships.

 

[Symphonia]

If there's one thing I've learnt from NeoGAF's advice threads is that no matter what the problem is, feeding it pizza will solve everything.